Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Cripes

MILES

So, I has been skratchin my chin again the last couple of days, and mommy is getting werried that my teefs hurts me again. I still have to get 3-5 more teefs taken out sometime. I keep trying to tell her that my skin is dry just like her scaly elefant skin, but she doesn't 'alieve me. She just jumps to the konklushun that my teefs hurt and that I will prolly skratch anofurr hole in my chin or somefing. MY SKIN ITCHES lady. Put some loshun on me or somefing!!!

25 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh no Miles, watch out for the plastic tub of death!

Lux said...

Oh Miles, I hope you stop itching ... right now!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Is thare a way Sammy can ump down on that bottle that makes the lotion appear and yoo can put yer neck undur it. If yoo find a way to do that maybe yer lady won't werry...

Renee said...

Maybe you need a bath...the human kind of bath with water & soap...maybe some conditioner for your coat & skin. Then you would smell good too.

One of us said...

heehee altho anofur trip to the VET will not be fun. We keep hearin wisperings around here about the VET and teethies ~Merlin, Shadow, KO KO

Karen Jo said...

I'm so sorry that you have to lose more teeth, Miles. You need to keep some or you won't be able to eat ham any more. I hope Meezermom finds a way to help you with your itching.

DEBRA said...

Miles

We hopes yu don't hafta to take anutter trip to da ... v-e-t. But we don't wants yu getting sick eifur. So, I hopes yur Mommy can put on lotion on your itchy and make it all better.
Boo
Ping
Jinx
& Gracie

Hi to my gorgeous handsome mancat!!
*reow*

Purrs and nosekisses
Your special sweetie
Abby

The Meezer Gang said...

Those beans just don't get it sometimes. Just cause you can't see our skin doesn't mean that it won't itch, right???

Spoiler said...

Maybe you're allergic to your bean.

Ariel said...

Poor Miles hopes your itching stops soon.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

We're very sorry to hear you're itching again. Has your Mum considered putting a bit of olive oil on your food? Mum heard this was supposed to be as good for kitties as it is for beans. She's never tried it, though...

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

blogger stole our post AGAIN!!

We must wanted to say that lotion is purty stinky.

Hi to our bestest furriends.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh no! I guess you shouldn't scratch in front of her, maybe make sure she's paying attention to Sammy? I hope your itching stops soon.

Latte

Dragonheart said...

Oh no Miles! I hope you are okay and that your teeth aren't bothering you. I hope you stop scratching soon!

Gemini said...

Oh Miles, we hopes you feels better. We don't want you having to wear that cone again.

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh no Miles! I hopes you don't gotta wear the cone agin! An you don't gotta get those ofur teefs pulled yet. (But don't worry, yoo'll always be abul to eet ham, they makes a yummy kind called devil ham that's all mooshed up yummy ham).
It's be nice to Mini day heer, so can I cum play ofur at yore howse?
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
your girlfriendcat Sanjee

Omnibus Driver said...

Tell your mommy to get some Omega Fatty Acid (fish oil) capsules and squeeze one per day over your food. It will make your skin less itchy and your coat shiny and beautiful.

Daisy said...

Oh Miles, I hope you stop scratchin' soon. I hate teeths. They cause so much trouble.

Forty Paws said...

Miles,

How many u got left? We dunt know how many Dorf is gonna haf. Dey haven't called us yet. Oh Maw ist so worried cuz Dorf was so sick and almost died and Maw is getting very very anxious and efurryting and ist gonna start leakin any minute now.

Before she duz dat, da V-E-T dermatologist toldeded her wen G.T. had da horrible chin itcheys and before his allergy shots kicked in to use dis:
http://www.petrx.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=996

It is Skin Formula 3V Liquid Formula by DVM. Shop around the innernet and you kin find it around $14-$16. We luffed it!!! You pump it on da food and we ate it up. Yup. It is Omega 3 Fatty Acids and all that crap. Yup.

Luf, Us

William said...

How about some oatmeal? Doesn't that sound silly?

I forgot about the dreaded cone. That would be very bad, but what could you have your mom stick on you and not get you sick if you licked it off? (Wow, three 'ick'-y words!) Maybe Chapstick. (FOUR 'ick'-y words!)

Kelly Cat said...

Miles, we're sending itch-stopping vibes your way. Hope they help soon!

Catzee said...

Miles, what are ya gonna do wifout yur teefs????

caspersmom said...

Mom says you can borrow some of her lotion. Sure hope it's dry skin instead of your teeth. Yuck that would mean another trip to the v-e-t. What's elephant skin?? Is it like lizard skin?? Take care Miles.

Casper

Chairman Mao said...

I'm so sorry you're an itchykitty, Miles. I'm sending purrs your way that you're feeling better soon!

Kukka-Maria said...

[Kukka kisses Miles gently on the snout]

My saliva has healing properties...

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS