I am sorry about the squishy puddle I lefted on the kit-chen floor. I fink I eated my stinky goodness too fast.
I am sorry that I almost pulled the curtains down in the lifing room. I know you just buyed them. I fink I gotted a claw caught in them and pulled too hard.
I am sorry that pulled the curtain and rod down in the human litterbox room. I fink I gotted too 'acited looking out the window and standed up and knockded the rod down.
I am sorry that I lefted anofur squishy puddle in the middle of your new fev-ver bed topper on your bed. I fink that after I ate my tem-tay-shuns and shovded Sammy out of the way and ated his, and then ran around the house like my butt was on fire, that I felt a little queasy, so I hadded to dive unner the covers and yak.