Monday, March 05, 2007

What's a

MILES

Pa-too-kas and why am I a pain in mommy's? I mean, just 'acause I skratch at the blankies at night, shove my nose up her nostrils, put the bitey on her earlobes or fingers or toes, jump on her still owie oper-way-shun spot (I don't fink I'm the reason that it's still owie, but I can't be shur), or jump up and down on her knees to try and reach the ceiling. All those places aren't called pa-too-kas-es so I doesn't know where I'm causing her pain.

23 comments:

Tara said...

Oh, I'm sure your mommy still loves you. But we can be a real pain in the a&* sometimes, but hey, we are meezers!
Tara

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

That sounds like an alienword. Is any part of her skin green?

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Hmm...maybe Daisy knows where a pa-too-kas is? I'm not sure but you sound like a normal cat to me!

Latte

Cheysuli said...

It sounds like you are just being a normal cat. I wonder why she's mad?

Kukka-Maria said...

She's too sensitive. I say pluck the blanket longer and harder, and stick your nose up her nostrils farther!

She'll thank you for it, I promise.

And, anyway, wouldn't you rather be called a Pain in the Patookas than POOSIE?!

Mia and Ghost said...

Miles - we looked up the word for you using google & this is what we found in the urban dictionary

patookas

Yiddish word for buttocks. Comes from Hebrew word for "under". Also spelled tuckus, tuchus, patookas, patookus

Renee said...

hummm with all that jumping around, I would think that you wouldn't be fat.

Daisy said...

Let me see, I have been studying and studying my Cavity Sam from the Operations course, and I could not find the pa-too-kas! But wait a minute, I might have gotten cheated! Because Cavity Sam only has a FRONT side. How can I ever be a surgeon if I don't learn about the stuff on the BACK side? Because I am guessing that is where the pa-too-kas is.

Zeus said...

I think Kukka said it best because I definitely was thinking the same thing.

I tried looking up patookahs in the dictionary, and nothing is there. Does Webster need to be notified of this impending situation?

I'm very concerned for the well-being of your human pet, Miles. Maybe you should take her fever as it sounds like she is speaking in tongues.

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

That is new word to us too. But we like it........We are going around the house yellowing pa-to-kas!! See if we get some action in the treat corner.

Patches

said...

Oh Miles. Your mommy needs some sleep... she sounds like she might be at the edge of crabbyness. Maybe tonight you need to sit really really still and purrrrr.
You should try this.. or .... you might get your own room at night, with the heater, soft blankies and soft classical radio.
:-P

<3

Derby said...

Miles, maybe give your mum a short break to get extra sleep, then maybe she won't think you are a pain in anything.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

You just sound like a bundle of fun to us.

William said...

Hmm, I don't know what a pa-too-kas is. All I know is my mom always says, "William, don't step (stand, sit) on my adnoids." And it never matters where I am so they seem to be all over the place!

Max said...

People like to complain alot. The Woman blamed me cause her nose hurt for YEARS after the people stabby guy removed part of her brain through her nose, just because I liked to wake her up by head butting it! And really, if your mom's pa-too-ka hurts, maybe she meeds to have it removed instead of saying you're what makes it hurt! I'm pretty sure pa-too-kas can be taken off with tweezers, nair, a fork, and vodka...

Forty Paws said...

Uhhhhmmm. We are getting very educated here today. And it sounds like you have a ton of energy, Miles!

Luf, Us

Rascal said...

Well, if it wasn't for you Miles, your mommy would probably sleep too much and everybody knows that too much sleep isn't good for humans.

Artsy Catsy said...

Hmm, Miles, all I can add to the pa-too-ka seminar is sometimes my human tells me get my head out of Callie's pa-too-ka so, considering where my head is when she yells this, I go with Daisy -- it's definitely on the back side.

Rocky

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Maybe what she ment to say was Pat-too-kats...Pet Two Cats and she wanted to pet yoo and Sammy?!?!? Ummm, we're not sure why yoo wuld be a pain the mommy's pet-two-cats!?!? hmmmm...

Dragonheart said...

Hmm, I'm not sure what a Pa-too-kas is, but how can you be any sort of a pain? You are a wonderful Meezer. :) All of your behaviour sounds perfectly normal to me!

One-Eyed Jack said...

I know what you mean, Miles. My Food Lady if always going on about me making her hurt, just 'cause I just up on her lap and she gets her arm in the way of my claws. maybe it they wouldn't put the hurty bits where we are they wouldn't hurt? ~Persephone

DEBRA said...

Miles

I fink yu are like my sisfur Boo. When she wakes up in da middle of da night she paw paws at Momma. If'n Momma doesn't wake up she will hop on her chest and start makin love paws. She also likes to put da bitey on Momma.
This pat-too-kas...I am not sure what dat is.
Sammys can yu help explain it to me??

HI to my sweet handsome lovable mancat! *reow*

Purrs and nosekisses

Your sweetie
Abby

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I don't think our Lady has a pa-too-kas either - at least she's never mentioned it. Of course, the only thing she says while she's sleeping is "ouchMidnightstopclawingme" and "Midnightgetdownfromthererightnow".
Midnight

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS