Monday, April 23, 2007

Confersayshuns wif the Mom

MILES

Here are some parts of the confersayshuns this weekend in the Meezer household:

MILES: Hey Mom, get up and get me brekfest
MOM: Miles, stop poking me in the eye
MILES: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM GET UP
MOM: Miles, stop licking the inside of my ear
MILES: Sammy, you try it
SAMMY: (batting eyes and rolling ofurr onto his back) MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM GET UP
MOM: Sammy, you're sooooooooooo cute, do you want brekfest?
MILES: HEY! I askded ferst.


MILES: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM can I haf some ham?
MOM: Miles, why are you clawing my feet?
MILES: Please can I haf some ham?
MOM: MILES!! STOP CLAWING MY FEET
MILES: just a little piece of ham?
MOM: OUCH MILES, STOP IT
SAMMY: (batting eyes and rolling around on the floor) Mom, Miles wants ham
MOM: OHHHHHH Sammy, you're so cute, do you want some treats?
MILES: Mom why does you hate me?

MILES: Hi Mom, can I haf some windowsill kisses (these are kissies I get when I am sitting on the big windowsill in the human litterbox room)
MOM: Miles, stop chewing on the lavender
MILES: Kissies please
MOM: Miles, please stop chewing on the lavender
MILES: KISSIES PLEASE
MOM: awwwwwwwwww, you are such a cutie pie Miles. Give me a kissie
MILES: (kiss kiss bitey)
MOM: Miles, stop biting my lip
MILES: OOPS, sorry, it was pink and I fought it was ham.
MOM: BREKFEST TIME!!
MILES: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 comments:

Cheysuli said...

Miles, you certainly know how to charm your mom!

Daisy said...

Oooh, poor Miles! I'm sure your Mom loves you and Sammy equally.

DEBRA said...

Miles

Maybes yu should juss ask Sammy to ask yur Mommie when yu wants somefing????

*giggle*

HI Miles
::::wavin paws::::
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet lovable handsome mancat meezer Sammys!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little baby gurl
Abby

The Meezer Gang said...

Yo weren't clawing Mom's feet, you were tickling them! We understand you, Miles!

Caesar and Princess said...

Miles you are funny :-D You make us laff.
We hope you two have a superdeedooper Monday :-)

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Miles, I think you are being picked on. COme on ofer......I am sure Mom will give you ham and lots of loves, she loves you.

Your bestest furriend

Patches

Pee Ess....Sammy, you come on ofer too.

Faz the Cat said...

Hi Guys, in my experience a cat always needs food so I can understand where you're coming from.

Also, thank you so much for the advice on bees and horsies, it was very, very useful. I am glad horsies are safe - they're just so BIG. FAZ

Dragonheart said...

Miles, you are very funny. :) Clearly the key to getting food and breakfast is to look cute and sweet, rather than trying to bug your mom. She clearly loves you, you just need to use charm and cuteness to get breakfast and ham!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

You two are quitet he team!

Renee said...

A clear example of how to get more flies with sugar than vinegar. In case you didn't understand that...

Be nice and cute to Mommy to get your ham.

Have a great week Miles & Sammy.

Boy said...

Oh no! That was fuwwy unfair!
You did all the work and all Sammy did was wook cute!
That was just so not fair!

DK & The Fluffies said...

But Lavender is food... Why is she telling you not to eat it?
~Fiona Bun

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Wow, Sammy seem to know how to get what he wants! Poor Miles, I'm sorry she ignored most of your wants. I'm glad you finally got everything you wanted. Did you get ham??

Latte

Chairman Mao said...

Hehehe! Miles, you're learnin' -- just like I'm learnin', too. The best tool in our kitty toolbox where beans is concerned is turnin' on the charm!

Tara said...

Ah Miles, I understand you. But maybe you should take some lessons from Sammy, he seems to have the touch.
Tara

Derby said...

Miles, I think you need to learn some finesse moves. Like Tara says, you gotta learn the right moves. Sometimes you get more with a less direct approach.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ha ha ha - Reading yur story, it's just like we were in da room wif you. But Miles, didya get yur ham or not?

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Hey - that's what happens with me and Cocoa. I'm the one asking for stuff (get up, feed me, pet me, give me treats) and the Lady says "stop clawing me Midnight", "ouch, Midnight stop it", "Midnight, get off" and stuff like that. Then Cocoa chirps and purrs and rolls over and waves his paws in the air and gets whatever he wants. What's up with that?
Midnight

Kukka-Maria said...

Ham deprivation is the leading cause of unhappiness in cats.

It's a fact.

How is Sammy doing?

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