Wednesday, April 25, 2007

I almost gotted SQUISHED

MILES

So, I was hanging out in the kit-chen when mommy was making her lunch, just doing my normal Miles fings - hollering, standing on my back legs and swishing my paws up onto the counter (I fink I'm growing, maybe stretching like this several times a day makes me taller), poking her in the hiney wif my claws, you know, the normal lunch routine, and then it happened!! I sitted back down and was gifing her the "i'm so cute and sweet eyes" and SHE STEPPDED ON ME!! TWICE!! Then I tried to get out of the way, and she turned at the same time, and i gotted my head caught in between her legs and she squishded my head and almost brokded my neck! I got out of there and ran fast out into the lifing room. Did she come out to see if I was OK? NO. I wented back out into the kit-chen and she was sitting on the floor holding her foot - she saided that she twisted her ankle and that it herted too much to stand up for a few minutes. I tolded her she almost twisted my head out of my neck, and she saided she was sorry. Then I askded for some ham. She saided that if I could open the frigerfrater I could get it myself. I saided "PLEASE??" and she standed up and hobbled ofurr to the frigerfrater and gotted out TWO PIECES of deli ham and cutted them up for me. I tolded her while she was standing there to get some ice for her ankle. See, I'm a nice boy too.

31 comments:

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... You had quite an adventurous noon, Miles. You're furry fortunate that your head wasn't detached from your body! It's a good thing that ham cures most minor mishaps where humans are involved ... Ham is kinda like a band-aid that way.
DMM

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh no! How horrible. I'm so sorry she almost hurted you really badly. I'm glad she just twisted her ankle and its nothing else serious because that would be bad. Then who would get you ham??

Latte

Renee said...

How's your Mom's ankle? The doc told me to alternate ice & heat on mine when I twisted it...works the muscles to stretch & contract which is supposed to be good for it.

I figure your head is okay Miles since you can still blog and your ham made it down your throat...cuz if you twisted your head off the ham would be on the floor. hee hee

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Momma likes to make a big thing out nothing, too. I hope you are OK, amember when Momma broked my tail in the door last year?

Patches

Max said...

Dooood! You may have stumbled on one of the Great Truths of Life! Make a Person think they're hurt and hurt you at the same time, and they shall bring forth FOOD!

Ohmy...I must ponder this...!

Hot(M)BC said...

Squished Miles wuld not be good! I's FURRY FURRY glad yoo didn't get squished! An it's way neat yoo gotted hamm too.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. We all hopes yore Mommy's ankle is ok. We'll send her purrs for it. Should I come help yoo sit on it n purr?

Pee Ess Ess. I didded my werdless wensdy post just fur yoo to show yoo i knows i's not a woofie!

DEBRA said...

Miles

Yu hasstobe furry careful, yu knoos our Mommies are sometime kinda klumzee. If'n we were so graceful and nimbull we wood be in BIG trubble. Glad yu got yur hams.

BYE Miles
:::wavin paws:::
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet lovable handsome strong mancat Sammys!

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring little angel
Abby (A is for Angel!)

Daisy said...

Yikes! What a scary afternoon for you and your Mommy. I hope her ankle is OK, and I am glad you didn't get turned into a Miles pancake! I guess everything turned out OK since you gotted some ham.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Hope your Mom's ankle is okay. We are glad too that you weren't turned into a headless Miles.

Caesar and Princess said...

you got some ham, Miles. cool.
I hope your mommie's ankle is okay today. rest ice compression elevation
(our mommie is an olde ortho nurse)
No heat for 24 hours

The Meezer Gang said...

Ham makes everything better! We are so sorry that your neck almost gotted broken! Yikes!

Tara said...

I hope your Mom is Ok, and that was very scary about your neck!

Tara

Lux said...

Oh, Miles, you and your mommy should both take very good care of each other today! But ham! You got your ham!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

WE're so glad your Mum wasn't injured too badly. She needs to rest the ankle a bit, though.
Good way to get ham ! Nothing like a loud *SQUAWK* to make the beans cough up treats.

Ariel said...

"Oh My" Miles I'm glad you and your mom are okay.Mmmm Ham your so lucky
and yes that was very nice of you to suggest ice.

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Wow, Miles, we are so glad that you are OK. That was some close call. But at least you got some ham.

Hope Mom is OK too.

Kismet said...

Wow, Miles! That sounds like a death defying experience. You are lucky to be alive! At least you got HAM out of the deal. I got stepped on the other day too. I had forgotten about it but now I think I should BLOG!

Cheysuli said...

Ham? And all you had to do was almost get killed?! I'll have to try that.

The Crew said...

Miles, thank heavens you're OK! That could have turned out very badly...just think, you might not have gotten any ham!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Miles, You are indeed a nice boy. Sometimes when I accientally make the woman trip she blames me!!

I'll tell ya...

Good score on the ham.

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Poor Miles! We're furry glad yore ok, and Meezer Mom too. Owr mom is allways telling us we'll be sorry if she falls on us 'cos then we either will be skwished like pancakes or she'll be herted and won't be able to get owr foods. Either way we won't be happy!

Get well kwik, Meezer Mom!!

Finny & Buddy

William said...

This is like an epidemic, Miles! I think we need to start the FSASC -- Feline Society Against Squished Cats.

Nice touch with the ice, though.

Forty Paws said...

Oh my gosh!!!! That is beyond horrible!!! We hope you're ok now. Is your head skinnier? Maybe if your brother blows up your nose, it will pop back out to normal size.

We are so glad you guys came over yesterday!!!

Luf, Us

Pee Ess. Be kirful ov da ham Miles. Da stoooopid beans haf bin fownded to haf fedded da tainted pet food to porkers! Yup. Datz rite.

rvanas78 said...
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The Meezer Gang said...

we tagged you for a meme!

Parker said...

All things are worth it when they end with HAM!
That is all...

Derby said...

Mum has to watch out for me in the kitchen too. I always seem to be under her foots and stuff. Looking for a something to eat.

But you lucked out in getting ham since she felt sorry for you.

Boy said...

What? Onwy 2 pieces of ham for a almost twisted neck?
You should have asked for more!

One of us said...

oh dear ~poiland tribe

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

that wuz furry thotfull of you ta think of the ice. good goin'!

Kukka-Maria said...

You need a stunt-double. Where was Sammy when you needed his neck?

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