Monday, April 09, 2007

The Miles Report- Post Easter Edishun

MILES

THE TRAVEL REPORT - The PTU was brought out on Friday morning and we was stuffed into the metal monster wif wheels to go back to Daddy's for the holiday. It was a comfortable ride and the 5 hours wented quickly bof ways. We didn't get to get out and wander around the metal monster this time - sometimes we does, sometimes we doesn't.

THE FOOD REPORT - I gotted HAM AND SHRIMPS at daddy's house!!!!!!!!!!!! and bacon and eggs too!!! it's like a hotel there - I fink about what kind of food I wants, and then I go into the kit-chen and holler out my order, and then it appears on the foo-ton. It's like room service.

THE WEAFUR REPORT - BY SAMMY The weafurr was COLD and it SNOWED. There were no fev-vers to look at out of the many windows at Daddy's house.

THE FOO-TON AND GAME REPORT - We discovered a new game for the foo-ton - it's called "Jumping from the really high up windowsill onto mommy's tummy or head when she's on the foo-ton". Also, I discovered how comfy the bed is when I was playing hide-and-seek unner the covers. Sammy hided unner the bed and I hided unner the covers and we maded mommy and daddy look for us.

THE CRITTER REPORT - Sammy finks there is a critter in daddy's kit-chen. It chewed frough one of his oven mits and Sammy finks he finded where the critter hides, but he could not get him. He kepted going back to that spot and reaching unner the cabinet, but could not get it. Maybe next time. Daddy's 'partment is in an old house in the woods, so there is lots of critters around.

THE EWWWWWWWWWWWW REPORT - BY SAMMY - so, when I was snuggling wif Mommy last night in bed, I felted somefing wet on my head, and MOMMY DROOLED ON ME. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. it's ok if i get her head wet, but it's NOT ok if she does it to me.




21 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Wait a minute.....human drool? Ugh, humans are soooo disgusting. I'm happy you had a mostly nice weekend, maybe you should stay with Daddy all of the time if he gives you whatever you want.

Latte

Gemini said...

What an eventful weekend you had! I'm glad you got lots of food Miles!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

The food sounds delicious!
We're very interested to hear about the critter in the kitchen. We have one of those, too. It keeps escaping...

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

My, you've been busy. You're very good and brave to travel so far in a car.

Good for you for stalking the critter. At this very moment there is a fly in the room and I'm going to slap it as soon as I stop typing this message.

Daisy said...

Thanks for this very informative report! I liked The Food Report best. I am very impressed that you got ham AND shrimps. And bacon AND eggs. My mouth is watering!

DEBRA said...

You two had a grate Eeeeeaster weekend. I knoos efurrytime yu see yur Daddy yu gets gud foods, fun foo-tons and lots of new games...now yu has to a critter gitter. NOW dat sounds fan-tas-tik!
We have nefur found any critters in our house...well once a leezard came on da back porch...Jinx made an ap-pet-tie-zer outta him. We is glad efurryfink is gud and happy at yur house...Doesn't yur Mommie start her new jobbie tomorrow? Tell her gud lucks!

:::wavin paws::::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Bye to my handsome sweet midnite meezer mancat Sammys!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your sweet little angels
Abby

Renee said...

Sounds like your Easter couldn't have been any better...well maybe sans human drool...but that just means that mommy finally gotted some good sleep.

Wow Ham & Shrimp? Can I come to your house for the next holiday? We had some steak and I'm not so sure it was good...I'm throwing the rest out.

Tara said...

Your weekend was as good as mine! Mom and Dad put the PTU in the back seat, but they let me come out as long as I stayed on the console dad fixed up for me or mom's lap. I still don't like it. Wow, your food sounded good, and a critter! But the drool, ewww...that sounds disgusting!

Tara

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

You sure have the humans at your beck & call with the room service! Or is that Footon Service?

Caesar + Princess said...

The food report was the best. I am glad you two were good in the masheen. 5 hours is a looong time.

Sorry your mommie was dripping on you. Maybe she was dreeaming of Temptations

!Caesar

The Meezer Gang said...

We've never had eggs before. Are they yummy?

Sorry your Mommy drooled on you. That had to be disgusting...Ewww...gotta go get my mind off that one.

DaisyMae Maus said...

I'm happy that you got room service on your futon and that it was HAM, 'cuz I got ham for Easter, too! Was yours as good as mine was? Mine was cut in little spirals and had somethin' called "glaze" that smelled and tasted sweet. I had LOTS, but I still saved some for you in case you were gonna teleport over ... Now that I know that you got ham (and shrimp), I can eat YOUR share of the ham.
DMM

Parker said...

Wow, action, adventure, excitement and lotsa' great food! I have to check out the eggs and bacon thing. I think that sounds good. Humans drooling on me, not so good...

momsbusy said...

the food sounded great but the drool thing, well, its ewwwwwwwwwwy! maybe she wuz dreamin bout the ham, shrimp, eggs and bacon.

yuki & kimiko

William said...

Oh, poor Sammy! I hope you had Miles wash that off for you. You can't tell WHAT kind of germies you could get!

Derby said...

Room service? How lucky can you guys get! Ham, shrimp and being served on your footon. Glad you had a good weekend.

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Hi to our bestest furriends in the whold wide werld.

Precious is going to get a manicure amarrow and get fancy nails like Skeezix has, all colored and purty. It has something to do with what Daddy calls "ruining ALL the furniture."

Love the report!!

Patches

caspersmom said...

Sounds like you had a real nice Easter. Sounds like you had a great time on the futon and dined very well. We had a quiet Easter. Mom went visiting next door and all of us napped. Even Dad.

Casper

Rosie & Cheeto said...

WOW, we gotta come ovur and place owr ordur. Bacon and cheese pleeze!!!

What's wrong with the weafur?!?!? How silly...it's soooo not wintur!

Grate game yoo discovured, Sammy! What's grate abowt yer hide-and-seek game is that yoo can just fall asleep when yoo get bored!

Yer lady drooled on yoo! Yuckieee...yoo shuld strategicullie place yerself away frum hur mowth to avoid such grossness!

Kukka-Maria said...

Drooling? NICE! It's good for the fur...conditioner.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we were furry 'noyed on account of the Lady only hadded oatmeel on Sunday an efurrybuddy else wuz hafin' HAM an so we made lotsa noize 'bout it an she got sum sliced deli ham yesterday an gived me lots - yummmmmmmmy!
Cocoa

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