Thursday, April 12, 2007

She just doesn't get it


MILES
Miles the answer man will answer Mommy's most Frequently Askded Qwestshuns:
1. Yes, I'm ALWAYS hungry. A bigger bowl prolly would not help.
2. Yes, I do haf to taste all the food on your plate while you are eating. See number one.
3. Yes, I really do need to dig at the covers at 2am, you haf the fan on and it blows in my face and I gets COLD. Sheesh woman, does it haf to snow in the bedroom for you to be comfortable?
4. Yes, I do save up the stinky poops for when you is asleep. It's WAAAAYY fun to watch you wake up coughing and trying to find the air spray
5. yes, my mouf is starting to hert again, and NO i doesn't want to go back to the v-e-t - she ripped my teefs out and I doesn't want anyore teefs ripped out.
6. No, I haf not noticed that my swinging belly flab has gotten swingier and flabbier. I doesn't fink it has. I fink I is losing weight like the v-e-t wants. Sammy on the ofurr hand, is jiggling a little more than he was. Maybe HE needs to go on a diet too.

17 comments:

Daisy said...

Thank you Answer Man! I save my poops for right when my Mommie has just gotten into bed; then she has to get right back up again! Hahahaha!

I am very sad that your teeths are starting to hurt again.

Katnippia said...

Miles, I finks number one goes furz Snowy as well, hehe. Don't tell her I said that. I'm sorry that your teethz are starting to hurt you again....Sia

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I hope you don't have to go back to the dentist. I'm sorry your mouth hurts you, maybe more stinky goodness will help. I hear it has pain relieving powers!

Latte

Cheysuli said...

I tihnk that a larger bowl with more food would be a START. I find that now that Georgia gets to eat whenever she wants and a new can is opened, I am content even with her leftovers because there is so much bounty.

Psst: I've been trying to convince my human of this but she won't listen--maybe yours will. I think starvation is what makes cats gain weight!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Ohpoor Miles and his sore teeth. That is no fun at all! Makes a cat cranky, and when a cat is cranky, the cat has to eat to feel better.
heh heh....you & your stinky poops!

Caesar + Princess said...

I do not like going to the vet for dental problims either... ick and ow.

I love pooping at night. mom has to get up and scoop and pet my head and tell me what a good boy I am...
~Caesar

Dragonheart said...

Thank you for answering those questions Miles! I hope your teeth stop hurting and that you don't have to go back to the vet.

The Crew said...

Ahhh yes, #3...I do that too. Then Mom says "George, can you please lay down." Yes, when I'm ready to, I will but only after I dig around in the covers and find the perfect spot!

George

Renee said...

Your title reminds me of a line from "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" song.
See Pa Grape & Mr Lunt are singing about not doing piratey things but then Larry sings about not doing silly things like "thowing his mashed potatoes up against the wall." and then they try to explain to him what he is doing wrong but then he sings silly stuff again and Pa Grape says "You Just Don't Get It... And we've never been to Boston in the Fall!"

Hot(M)BC said...

Yoo gots the rite idear, Answer Miles! Just tell her!
I'll come ofur n comfort yoo since yore teefs are hurting. I's furry sorry they's hurtin you.
PURRRRRRRRRRRS n kittykissies,
your girlfriendcat Sanjee

DaisyMae Maus said...

Stinky poops, sore teeth, and jigglier flab ... Poor Miles.
DMM

The Meezer Gang said...

Miles, we are very much alike...that's why i like you so much. But my teeth don't hurt, and I'm sorry that yours do!
Purrs,
Nicky

Parker said...

No - not hurty teeth! No!

Derby said...

If your teeths are hurting, is it hard to eat? If so you need soft food, like HAM!

Karen Jo said...

I'm really sorry that your mouth is hurting again. I hope that it stops and you don't have to go the vet again. Stinky poops in the night sound like a lot of fun for you, but not for your Mom.

Kukka-Maria said...

Is swinging belly flab a BAD thing?

I celebrate mine.

Boy said...

I think if you eat MORE, and fill up your bewwy, then you won't have anymore swinging bewwy fwabs!
I've always wanted to get Mummy to see this point but stupid Mummy never could!

How is Sammy doing?

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