Thursday, April 12, 2007
She just doesn't get it
Miles the answer man will answer Mommy's most Frequently Askded Qwestshuns:
1. Yes, I'm ALWAYS hungry. A bigger bowl prolly would not help.
2. Yes, I do haf to taste all the food on your plate while you are eating. See number one.
3. Yes, I really do need to dig at the covers at 2am, you haf the fan on and it blows in my face and I gets COLD. Sheesh woman, does it haf to snow in the bedroom for you to be comfortable?
4. Yes, I do save up the stinky poops for when you is asleep. It's WAAAAYY fun to watch you wake up coughing and trying to find the air spray
5. yes, my mouf is starting to hert again, and NO i doesn't want to go back to the v-e-t - she ripped my teefs out and I doesn't want anyore teefs ripped out.
6. No, I haf not noticed that my swinging belly flab has gotten swingier and flabbier. I doesn't fink it has. I fink I is losing weight like the v-e-t wants. Sammy on the ofurr hand, is jiggling a little more than he was. Maybe HE needs to go on a diet too.
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