Well, since Sammy claimed Meezer Mancat Monday as his own, and I could not declare it Miles Monday, I hereby declare today Miles Tuesday.
Oh, and I stolded a whole pig rib last night from mommy's dinner plate. Yep, I didded. I put my mouf on the bone and pickded it up and ran off wif it. It was HEAVY. So I put it down and eated some of the pig meat. It was oink-a-lishus. Mommy was laffin' and laffin'. I eated a little too much fough, 'acause then I frew up about 3 minutes later. It could haf been all the stinky goodness i eated right 'afore I stolded the pig. I eated my dinner AND Sammy's dinner. I was hungry. Mommy wented away yesterday for werk and was gone all day. I was upset so I didn't eat all day. Yep. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.