Wednesday, May 23, 2007

these is a few of my favorite fings

MILES

I was tagged by Precious Flower (one of my furry bestest furriends) to tell about my favorite fings.

TIME OF DAY: Well, while most of you would probably say "well Miles will say brekfest time, lunch time and dinner time" I would really haf to say Window Sill Kissy time wif Mommy. I love it when she leans ofurr and kisses my nose and then I stand up on my back legs and hold her face and lick it (sometimes I lick the inside of her nose and it freaks her out).

DAY OF THE WEEK: Any day is good.

SEASON: Well I like bar-be-que seasoning on my pork and chick-hen. What? OH, SEASON. Um, pig season. Whenefurr that is.

HOLIDAY: Um, any holiday that has the 4 basic food groups: ham, cow, chick-hen and turkey

BEACHES: I did some extensive research on this by watching the channel that tells about travelling all ofurr the werld. I fink that I would like any beach on the Cayman Islands.

SONG: Bubba Shot the Jukebox. Really. No, REALLY.

FLOWER: I'm not really into gardening. Mommy has some purrty 'lellow roses in the back garden that I likes to look at.

TALK SHOW: I doesn't like talk shows. I likes crime shows - like all the crime shows on that arts and entertainment stashun efurry morning.

MOVIE: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. OK, no not really. But it sounds more manly than Dirty Dancing. Chainsaws is manly, right? Alfough, Dirty Dancing is more fun.

SOAPS: Is CSI Miami a soap?

BEVERAGE: Rusty Nail. hahahahahaha. why would anyone drink somefing rusty? wouldn't the nails get stuck in your froat? i like water.

FRUIT: Um, is ham a fruit?

SNACK: tem-tay-shuns. And ham And shrimps. And crab. And soft boiled eggs wif crackers and milk all mixed togefurr. and baked beans.

FOOD: Any part of the pig is fine wif me. Except the snout. nope, I take that back, I like scrapple, and the label that mommy readed to me said "Ingredients: pig snouts, blah blah blah blah", so I guess the snouts is good too.

RESTAURANT: I'm wif Sammy on this one - Old Country Buffet, here we comes!!! I fink that I could easily eat Eleventy Eight ninety seven dollars werf of food.

I tag EFURRYONE!!



24 comments:

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Miles you are so adorable! I get the strong impression that you like pork.

DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno about scrapple ('cuz it's got "crap" in the middle) and snouts sound pretty icky, too. I don't know ...
DMM

Kelly Cat said...

Miles, those are excellent favorite things! You show that you have good sense when you say you don't watch talk shows.

William said...

Pig season! Miles, you kill me!

But...pig snouts??? Do you know what's been in those things??? Eeeew!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Congrats! You won the Spicy Vixin blanket.

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Bof your lists are wunderful. Fanks for playing, bestest furriends!!

Precious

Karen Jo said...

I like your list, Miles. Pig season is a very good season. You are smart not to watch talk shows.

Dragonheart said...

Miles, I kind of figured you would list ham among your favourite foods. :) We don't watch talk shows either.

DEBRA said...

Miles

I fink we ought to get together and get yu yur own pork bellie piggie!


Yu are so koot and funnie!
:::wavin paws:::
Boo, Ping, Gracie and Jinx

Bye to my sweet lovable handsome super sexy mancat Sammys!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring tiny angel gurl
~Abby

Kukka-Maria said...

Dirty dancing, eh? Purrrrrrrr...

[Kukka clears her throat to sing...]

"Iiiiiiiiii've haaaaaaad the time of my liiiiiiiife, and I owe it all to yooooooooooooooooou!"

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

In answer...yes ham IS indeed a fruit. Or at least it should be.

And CSI Miami is certainly a soap. Horatio is very very dramatic so I think there is no arguing.

Chase

Muddy said...

Hee hee - love your list!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Oh that's a great list of favorite things! I like seasoning on my chicken too! yummy!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Both of you have great lists. I like your seasoning answer. Very clever, and tasty.
Pork, the other white meat. mmmmm

The Tower Hill Mob said...

hehheh. Rusty Nails. We should get together for drinks...
Ham is always good. Mum says she couldn't be Jewish or Muslim 'cuz she likes pork too much. Also seafood. Also Rob Roys. Face it, she's going straight to the extra burny part of Hell.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Gee wiz Sammy, we din't know yoo liked pork ::snicker:: mom sez dat is what is called "sarkastik". We just thot it was funny...

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo bofe done grate lists.We nefurr herd uv scrapple befurr, but like DaisyMae sez, it duzn't sound so good. Pig is our dad's most faverit meat in the werld too.

The Crew said...

I think, because it's your favorite, we can reclassify ham as a fruit!

Daisy said...

I might try the snout. Just once.

Caesar and Princess said...

We like ham too... better than tuna even!
I loved your listies. You two are adorabibble

~Princess

Kimo & Sabi said...

If you put ham in our bean's smoothie blender, it would kinda be like a fruit!

Renee said...

Darly accepted your tag.

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, chainsaws are kinda manly 'cause they're ginormous and need some big mussels to lift. But they're kinda skeery, too!

Great list! I loved learnin' about you.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Forty Paws said...

Ok, we wanna try sum pig snouts now.

So mebbe bein toofless has to do wif bein called "Butthed"?

Thank you for nominating Maw for the Legends Ball. We are all very honored.

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