Tuesday, May 29, 2007

True Confesshuns

SAMMY

We gotted tagged by our good furriends Victor and Yao-lin for the True Confesshuns meme. We has to tell about our see-krets. Okay, well here is some:

1. Whapping is my favorite activity (oh that's not really a see-kret, is it?)
2. I eat mostly at night so that mommy can freak out and open multiple cans of food to get me to eat during the day. I likes the stinky goodness, but I likes making mommy crazy more.
3. I see aliens in the back yard that no one else can see. They freak me out and I must run in circles
4. Ok, i really don't see aliens in the backyard that no one else can see. I just like to run in circles to make mommy crazy.
5. I really do know that it's a table and not an elevated floor, but it's too funny to hear mommy say "Sammy get off the table" a squillion times in a row. And there is a rag rug on the table, so....... you figure it out.
6. I am the troublemaker / in-sta-gator of most fings that happen here. I just look cute and floofy so that no one 'spects that it's me.

MILES

1. I have to follow mommy all ofurr the house. If she is out of my sight, I get upset.
2. I doesn't cover my poops 'acause they is too stinky and I has to leave the litter box right away or I will die from the smell
3. I really am aggressive when I am in a lovey boy mood. I will grab mommy's face and put the bitey on her lips.
4. I am an attenshun hog. If someone comes to bisit, I haf to haf all the attenshun all the time.
5. I fink I want to be an UFC fighter when I grow up. I haf most of the moves down now.


Consider yourselfs ALL TAGGED.

20 comments:

Renee said...

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Big Piney Woods Cats said...

I bet you do see aliens, after all, we have fairies here. Hi bestest furriends.

Patches

Pee Ess....that hugging meezer in your sidebar is delightful!

Dragonheart said...

Fun lists, guys! :) You always make me smile. :)

DEBRA said...

Oh Sammys

I knoos there is aliens out there. Our Mommies just can't see em, wifout us they wood be unprotected!

Miles yu have a grate list of true confessions!

:::wavin paws:::
Boo, Ping, Jinx and baby Grace

Bye to my sweet floofy handsomest kitty in the blogosphere!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel face kitty
~Abby

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I see so much of myself in you two. It must be a seal point thing. Or a cat thing in general, either way.

Latte

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

If der is a rag rug on it den it must be a elevated floor! It's easy to make mom's crazy, all I hafta do is throw up and den whine.

Carmen said...

My secret is that I'm an attention hog too!

Gemini said...

Oh you guys those were good secrets!

Daisy said...

Those are some good confessions! I thought the table was made for walking around on. I guess that was my mistake.

Pixie doesn't cover in the litter box either, and her poopies are very stinky. Maybe that's why she doesn't cover hers either.

jcfloresinc said...

Great confessions Miles and Sammy. What exactly is whapping? Tigger wants to know. Mom thought your confessions were so funny, she's still laughing.
Be blessed,
Samantha, Tigger and Mom

Chairman Mao said...

Youfellers are so funny! hehehe! And my big sistur Brainball don't cover her poopies either but that's because she's the Alpha Cat around here and she wants everybody to know who's boss. But guess what, I cover 'em up for her, hehehe!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Karen Jo said...

I loved reading your true confessions. Sammy, you have driving your Mom crazy down to a fine art. Miles, you know you deserve all the attention, right?

Caesar and Princess said...

hahaha you two are very fun. We could have a great time together. We walk all over the tables too...

Skeezix the Cat said...

Thoze are sum reely good troo confesshuns. It gave me sum good ideas!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha we fink yer troo confeshuns are furry funny. The old ladycat who yoosed to live wiv us befurr she went to The Bridge nefurr yoosed to cover her poops either. She'd do them, then leave the litterbox at a hundred miles an hour, and we would cover them furr her.

Parker said...

Good confessions boys!! You are both pretty funny guys, I think you would be fun to play with!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Driving moms crazy is one of the bestest games! We don't have aliens, but we do have poltermices, and sometimes poltermoths too. You'd think we'd have more of the poltermoths, considering how many me and Persephone and the Big One and my OTW kill, and we've never have a real-life non-deaded mousie here, but no. We mostly have poltermice

Hey Miles did you see my new Walking on the Ceiling post last week? For real walking on the ceiling! Not even a trick like walking on a wall that looks like a ceiling. It was the ceiling of the cat tree, but still.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hahaha! We likes to pretend to see things down da hallway that Mommakitty can't see - freak her out when it late at night!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I know what you mean about the aliens. It is up to us to protect the beans cause they can't see them. It sounds like your table is set up perfectly for a kitty to be on it. I think you could wear your mommy down.

I'd totally root for you as a UFC. I think you'd be awesome at it.
You have to check out this link right away

http://www.johnheffron.com/video/ufcats/ufcats.html

Kukka-Maria said...

Um...aren't secrets supposed to remain secret? I mean, I might be wrong, but your mom reads your blog, I am sure.

Now you've outed all your strategies. Good luck from now on!

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