Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Poos-a-nator

MILES

I deklare myself Miles - The Poos-a-nator, rassler ex-tror-da-nare, striker of fear into the soft squishy-ness that is Sammy. Or sooper-hero. you 'acide!

Here's how it happened:

We was chilling in the lifing room - I was laying 'ahind the curtains, pulling on the sheers so that they would rip (i pull on them and they rip from the seam at the top, not claw holes, heh heh heh) and Sammy was laying in front of the couch, where mommy was sitting. All of a sudden, I was infekted by nuke-lee-ar ray-dee-a-shun and my eyes glowed green and I gotted muscles. I had the urge to attak. So, I standed up, and I was HUGE!! I crouched down and wiggled my butt and leaped HIGH into the air, flying out frough the curtains wif ease, and landed right on Sammy's head. It was AWSOME. It scairt mommy! It scairt Sammy!! I bunny kicked him a few times and WHOOOOSSSHHHH, I ranned off up the stairs. When I camed back down, I was my normal self - no huge muscles, no glowing green eyes, no leaping high in the air. But, I'm going to hide my sekret - I fink I can tap into those powers at any time.

Now, off to design an outfit for THE POOS-A-NATOR

ATTENSHUN: I AM KAT'S CAT OF THE DAY TODAY!! YEE-HAW!!

39 comments:

Derby said...

Miles are you sure you are OK when you turn into the Poos-a-nator?

Chen & Ollie said...

Miles, we want to see a photo of the Poos-a-nator! Too bad you scared your mommy so much she didn't have time to take your pixshur.
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

Katnippia said...

Wow...Miles..That sounds like a very pawsome poerz youz haves. I finks youz should comes over and teach our pupskie Shania a lesson. She is being very bad furz our meowmize....Sia

Renee said...

I think we could use you to scare off the squirrel we had at our house this morning...or to teach Lilly some more better manners. She keeps barking at our house guest.

China Cat said...

Oh mighty Poos-a-nator, you did indeed strike fear in me! I'm so glad that it was not my head that you landed upon - sorry, Sammy! Can't wait to see the Poos-a-nator outfit!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Poos-a-nator!! I want to meet ya!!!!

~Donny

Hot(M)BC said...

Yoo'll always be my sooperhero, Miles!
Purrrrrrrrs,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

DEBRA said...

Miles

We always nooed yu had sooper powers, we can't wait to see yur costoom.

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping(who wants to try becomin a sooperhero too), Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet handsome floofy adorable mancat Sammys!

Your adorin regal angels
~Abby

Parker said...

Wow a superkitty! Use your powers for good! Like opening tuna cans and the fridge door to get HAM!!

Benjamin Fuzz said...

how very cool that you can become poos-a-nator whenever you want! huge muscles are FUN.

ben fuzz

The Tower Hill Mob said...

You must learn to use your powers for good! We like the idea of glowing green eyes and racing through the house.
Sounds like you're feeling better! Yay!

Riley & Tiki said...

Sounds like you're definitely feeling better. Yay!!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh wow! You should have a special outfit and I think its good you're keeping your talents quiet. Keep practicing a little bit more, not that you need it, just because its fun to strike fear.

Latte

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Oh, wow, we need a picher of that! You have tapped into the power all cats have, but don't always know how to use. You need something with a cape on it!!!

Patches

The Furry Kids said...

Oooh, a superhero! I can't wait to see your special uniform.

Love,
Tazo

Dragonheart said...

Wow, Miles, that's very impressive! Congratulations on being the Cat of the Day!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Oh Miles, wow...thats all I can say...you clearly have hidden powers. I think you should concentrate on harnessing your powers to further the cause of Meezers taking over the world. With your skill, you could really realy become ruler of all you survey!

Love and hugs

Yao-Lin xx

Victor Tabbycat said...

Wow, Miles, that's so kewl! I butt-wiggle-pounce Bonnie lots, too, efun tho she complains alla time bout it. She says, "Don't you pounce me!" An I say, "Pounce me? Ok!" Tee hee hee. Are you sure you don't got a twin like Hendrix/Bendrix?

Oh, an amember, NO CAPES. That's a furry impawtant lesson frum The Incredibles.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Congratulations on being COTD!

Daisy said...

Miles! You sound just like the Incredible Hulk! If you were wearing clothes when your muscles popped out they would probably tear right apart!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Da Poos-a-nator, sooper hero extrodinare...wate, are sooper heros 'apposta pounce der brofurs?

Karen Jo said...

I think you must be feeling all the way better to be able to turn into the Poosenator. I can't wait to see your special outfit. Congratulations on being Cat of the Day.

Ayla said...

You wanna come over and thwap the Brats for me? Then maybe they'll leave me alone. If you do that for me, you'll always be my superhero. :)

Tara said...

Meezer power!
Tara

Chairman Mao said...

Concatulashuns on bein' Cat's Kat of the Day, hehehe! That's a fab-yoolus honor.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Wowy - that sounded like a nip rush to us!

Buzzerbee & meep said...

Geeez Miles, you DO sound like a sooper-hero! Ya know, it is summertime - there should probably be a real bid-budget mooovie 'bout you!

Buzzerbee & meep said...

ooops . . . "bid" ---> meant to say "BIG"!!!!!

olrebbie said...

concatulations to the manly poos-a-nator cat of the day! what a pity there's no picture of you all "hulked out"!!!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, that was our silly mom, "olrebbie" commenting before we could wrest control of the puter!

we are glad to hear you are feisty--you must be all better! we hopes so, an' purrs an' purrrays that your bloodwork comes back thumbin' its nose at the vet!! tee-hee!

an' what SHE said . . . only double!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Poos-a-nator....ha ha ha ha

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Miles the Poos-a-nator! Marie the Defender! We should team up to fight evil!

~Marie

Junior said...

Wow!! Did your whole body turn glow green or just your eyes? You have to learn to leash your Poos-a-nator powers......the vishus deer wouldn't stand a chance!!!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Wicked, can a movie deal be far behind?

Gemini said...

Oh Miles, Cheysuli and I are so thrilled that you got to be Kat's Kat of the Day!

Sometimes Cheysuli does what you did but she's not nearly as good at it!

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Sounds like you are feeling better. We are glad that you can turn into the Poos-a-nator. Try that at the vet sometime, just imagine it...hehe

Jimmy Joe said...

Sooper-hero Meezer!!! You could get your own T.V. show with that.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Kukka-Maria said...

You are the Poosinator and I am the Tamponator. We need to team up and fight cat and tampon crime!

One of us said...

heehee

Meezer Monday

MILES Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care.  She doesn't feed me good food...