Friday, July 20, 2007

I'm annoying too!

SAMMY

Fourteen things I do that make mommy crazy

1. lay on the couch behind her and kick her in the head. When Grampa Norton wa alive, he would do this all the time. He trained me, becuase he said that after 18 years of being kicked in the head every 3 mintues, she would not be able to live without it after he was gone. So, when he went to the Bridge I took over the head kicking duties. I'm a nice boy.

2. lay on her face when she sleeps

3. stand on her, um, boobs when she sleeps

4. Whapping. whether i whap stuff onto the floor (and she really needs to be a heavier sleeper so that she doesn't hear stuff hitting the CARPET) or onto her head, it annoys her.

5. rolling on the dining room table. Basically, she has given up and given me my own table cloth to roll on. It's meezerish in color so that the furs don't show up too much.

6. eat all the plants in the house. i don't know why. salad is good for you, right?

7. hang over the balcony.

8. empty the toybox at night and leave a trail down the hall to the sleeping room, and then leave a pile of them right where she gets out of bed.

9. shove my paws in her mouth when she is pretending to sleep. I know she's not sleeping, it's light out when I do it.

10. lick her lips so much they chap. really, when i get in a reallllllllllyyyyyyyyy purry mood, i lick her lips ALOT. and I won't stop. and her lips get chapped.

11. shove my nose in her ear when she is pretending to sleep. again, it's light out. i don't care that's it's "5somethinginthemorning". it's DAYTIME. GET UP.

12. Stand on the human litterbox when she is trying to sit. This also leads to my rant of earlier this week.

13. reach out and grab her everytime she walks by the dining room table when I am laying on it, and demand butt skritchies. then grab her again when she thinks she's done and i say she's not.

14. stand on the desk where the printer is and shout at the clock on the wall.

30 comments:

Lux said...

My mom is amazed that you lick your mommy's lips - she's saying, "Why don't any of you guys do that?"

Derby said...

Between the two of you it is amazing that your mum is still sane. Or that she hasn't thrown the two of you out of the house.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good boy sammy, you are a good boy!

smiles, auntie bee

Catzee said...

How come yur mommy likes to sleep so much? Iffen she wuldn't sleep so much then she wuldn't be annoyed so much effur.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Our Mom gotsa get up at "da crack of dawn" or we tortchur her...Why do yoo shout at da clock, did it do somefing bad? Sadie sticks her paw in mom mouf when she snores, it always makes her stop.

michico 小芥 said...

Good job, I like all the part of you standing on humanbeans.
I love to do that very well!!!
michico often crazy when I stand on her chest, but I just love it
~!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hahaha! Excellent!!! Excellent work, wow,honestly - anyone reading that would just KNOW you are a meezer without learning anything else about you! Great job he he I especialy love number 13 - I do this every morning before the human goes to work and she always arrives at her job covered in my fur. I do it deliberately.

xx

Dragonheart said...

I don't know why your mom would object to most of those, Sammy. I wake my humans up for breakfast when it's light out. Totally normal behaviour.

Dragging toys out of the toybox is why I now have a toychest that I can't open. I have a few toys out all the time, but most of them are put away and only come out at play time.

DEBRA said...

Sammy

I fink yu are doing all da normule fings. What's da probblem? I hafta to tell yu I fink I am in da cathouze...I put a bad bitey on Momma dis mornin and hurt her feelins and her hand. I diddant means it, but I wuz upset cuz she wuz messin wif my paws. My claw caught in her nitegown and she wuz tryin to get it unstuck and well it upset me and I grabbed her and held on and broke da skin and she bleeded all ofur...oh she wuz upset wif me. She diddant give me a gudbye kiss or nuffin. I am sorry I upsetted her. I diddant means it...*sniff

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles haf a gud weekend!

Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet adorable bunnykickin whappin handsome meezer mancat!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your devoted baby angel
~Abby

Christine and FAZ said...

Excellent, I am taking notes. FAZ

The Tower Hill Mob said...

We like #8. Mum is laughing because she can picture it in her mind.
She sends hugs and kisses to her favorite Meezers!

Jimmy Joe said...

Ha ha ha! I think living with you sounds like fun. I like eating plants, too. But Momma is no fun and doesn't bring plants into the house. I have to go outside into the garden.
Your buddy, JJ

The Furry Kids said...

Those are all great things! Very inspiring post.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Something I really agree with is the daylight. I mean, if the sun is up (or even just thinking of coming up) there is no need for her to be sleeping. None. In fact you're doing her a favor by giving her more hours in the day.

Latte

Monty Q. Kat said...

I've, um, done the booby thing too. I was offered a tour of the toilet if I did it again.

(To be fair MomBean was really sore after BabyBean bit her. But I didn't know that!)

Gemini said...

Oh we don't lick momma's lips..that would be just icky! She has germs...

Daisy said...

Your mom is nice to let you lick her lips until they get chapped. My Mommie will allow a few licks of the face, then she turns her head away. This hurts my feelings.

Caesar and Princess said...

Sammy... you and Miles remind us so much of when we were kit-tens. We were always very very very busy.

It is good te help around the domicile

headbutts, Caesar

The Crew said...

While still under 1 year old, I successfully killed every plant in this house!!! Mom finally caved in and got all fake plants.

I WON, I WON.

Your friend
Misty

Henry Helton said...

You kick her in the head. Oh my God, that is soooo funny. Ha ha ha.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

We finks you must be driving yur Mom crazy! How does she efur get any sleep? You gotta watch dat you know. Da beans get cranky when dey don't get sleep. Dey don't know how to take cat naps like we do.

Karen Jo said...

You kick your Mom's head? Wow! She must really be used to it by now. I like #8, too. Cat toys all over first thing in the morning helps the beans wake up faster.

Parker said...

I am guessing that your Mommy is never, ever bored with you two around the house! I holler at the china cabinet.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Furry good topic, Sammy. The annoyin' stuff that you do makes my mom appreciate me more 'cuz I at least let her sleep an' don't chap her lips (I just get black furs in her eyes so that they swell up an' she has to look like the Elephant Man at her work).

DMM

Hot(M)BC said...

Hahaha! Yeah, she should learn to sleep better so that loud crash on the CARPET doesn't wake her. *snickers*
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Forty Paws said...

You're awesome!!! Very informative post and we are taking notes here. Our Maw has 2 tablecloths for the dining room table. A clean one to replace the one that got yakked on. They get washed A LOT!!!

Luf, Us

Skeeter & LC said...

Weve tried walkin on The Big Things chest, like some kitties are talkin about, but he doesn't seem to care much. We get better results walkin on his stomach. Skeeter gets a good reaction when he cachooz on The Big Things face, too. Pawing gently on the eyes also works.

No matter what we do to wake him up, we get some good scratches an scritches an sometimes get to sneak under the blankie where it is real warm.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Wow what GREAT Things you have listed here to drive your Mama batty. We will have to try a few some time that we haven't! You and Miles are a handful... Pawful really!

Purrs and Purrs

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

#3...um wow. my mommy says she feels gurreatly for your mommy. My mommy never lets me walk there...even in her sleep. It's like she can see thru her eyelids or somethin'

~Donny

DK & The Fluffies said...

Salad is excellent for you!

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