SAMMY
While I was looking through Mommy's camera for some pikshurs of ME for Meezer Mancat Monday, I found somefing inneresting. Mommy wented out on Saturday to somefing called a "Tractor Pull". Why she would want to pull a tractor is a mystery to me, but in looking at the pikshurs, I finally found out what I want to be - A Tractor Pull Driver!!! This is the mosted coolest mancat thing I can think of to do!! I mean, who would not want to do THIS:
Looky!! There's a BUN on this tractor!! Mommy says that this one was driven by a woman!! I would SO put a stuffed Meezer on MY tractor
I like the paint job on this tractor
I think that THIS should be MY tractor! Mommy says it has 2 Allison Aircraft enginges on it that were salvaged from WWII bombers. NOW THAT is a furry MANCAT thing to do - strap airplane engines on a tractor.
I am SOOOO down with this sport. Now, all I haf to do is buy a tractor, buy some airplane engines, and learn how to drive. (MILES: an not freak out being outside!)
Does anyone know if $250,000 is a lot of money to spend on a tractor?
33 comments:
Good luck with collecting that many green papers - it does look like a very mancatly career!
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I don't think I'd like the noise. I always go hide when there's a lot of noise.
That's super manly!!
~Donny
I wanna play! I wanna play!
Hay! That's the perfect truck for me! ~Fiona Bun
you would be super hunky as a tractor puller i think sammy, save your pennies and don't worry about it!
smiles, auntie bee
Gosh, yoo would be furry manly driving one of doze trakters! Dey is kinda loud and yoo do hafta go outside...are yoo okay wif dat?
Hmm. Sammy. I think I would rather stay off lizards for a couple of days than go into that kind of career...
But I am glad you found a sport that you really like!!!
Karl
That is a very manly thing to do.
That is a great photo of you, Sammy! Your can really see your lovely blue Meezer eyes!
I think you've found a great career for yourself, Sammy. Good luck raising all that money!
You could try auctioning off pictures of those pretty blue eyes of yours! That is very mancatly, but I bet there are a lot of dogs around those things!
Tara
Do they make crash helmets in your size?
Sammys
Dat is a heavenly gorjuss pixchur of yu. Yur blue eyes show off so well against your meezer furrs. Just sooooooohandsome!!!
I fink yu has found yur sport! I bet yu cood have lots of fun tractor pullin! I'll come and root furrs yu. GO SAMMY GO!
:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles (are yu gonna race too?)
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie
Bye to my super manly tractor pullin handsome meezer mancat!
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your biggest devoted fan!
~Abby
Oh Chey says she doesn't have quite that much but can come up with %25 grand for advertising her campaign when you raise the money for the tractor!
Sammy, that would be a very manly career for you! I think I would be too scairt of the loud noises, though. I do not think $250,000 is very much money, but I am not sure. I have 4 cents you can borrow if you want.
WE have some green papers and yellow papers and pink papers and bloo papers and white papers and orange papers. The orange papers have 500 on them. I think you can have them...
We got them from our daddie for our allowances.
Caesar
ps: The Animal is the coolest one. You should drive that one Sammy
Wow! I think you'd weawwy wook vewy cool dwiving a twactor!
You wouldn't be askerred? I think I probably would be because of the loud noises. Meowmy & the Chip Man saw tractors at the Farm Fair this past weekend in Lumberton.
Latte
mm excellent career choice!!! xx
HOLY CATS, Sammy -- that's just about the koolest thing I've ever seen! I wanna go in wif you and we can get us a Meezer Tracktor and we can pull it around all ofur the place! Whatta superduper mancatly thing to do. I love meckanickal stuff. I like to help my daddy with stuff like that, too -- he's a kool mancat, well he's a bean but you know what I mean, hehe.
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Whoa, Sammy, that'd be way cool. I kind of think that must be a lot of green papers cuz Mom gasped and flinched when she read it. But she's a miser so who knows.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
PURRRRRRRRRRSSSS and nosekissies to my boyfriendcat Miles! -- Sanjee
Hmmmmm....$250,000 would buy an awful lot of nip....
That is a lot of green papers. Maybe you can co-drive with someone to see if you are any good, before you buy one of those monsters.
I think tractors are way cool and will sponsor your new career if you put my name on the side of the tractor.
Wait... Mum is muttering about winning the lottery first.
Cuddles to the meezers!
I do not know how much money $250,000 is, but I can say that one of those tractors must be worth it. Good luck on making your new career happen.
Meowm says that is quite a bit of green for a tractor and you could get one for less (she works with farm equipment, so she knows a thing or two about this). But the less expensive tractor would probably not pull as well as those in the pictures did. Good Luck!
Sammy ... Charmee was furry interested in helpin' you to be a tractor pull driver. He wants to ride shotgun wif you.
DMM
That is truly manly~!
Good luch with it~!!!
By the way, the first photo just let me blow away~!
Sammy,
Wowsie, dowsie, please don't let my mom see you writing about doing that w-word.. I'm a y mancat who knows tht the best thing about being a mancat is that I'm a kept man. I am spoiled silly without lifting a finger.
So if you're deal with your beans has you wanting to do the "w" word to make some extra green papers, more, go for it. What ever moves your tractor, is fine by me.
Just think about it though, with your powerful blue eyes you can proboaby get anything you want for you AND your girl. .
If you decide to w-word will you have time for tent wars, sleeping, eating, and blogging?
Uh, we finks that much money might buy a few bags of temp-tay-shuns and a couple of reel live ded pigs.
Just sayin...
Luf, Us
wow, that would be very a Mancat thing to do! hmmmmm lets see, I've got my special catculator that translates green papers into Temptations...add the...carry the....wow. $250,000 is the equal to 1,500,000 Tempations. Now that is a lot up front, but I don't know what your earnings would be once it takes off...You could be earning 500,000 Temptations each pull....
Myself, I am a paperweight and parttime table holder upper. I get paid in scritches, treatsies and lap time. I've also negotiated for nap time to be taken at my descresion....
PS those are some Awesome eyes
Wow, Sammy, that is an incredible picture of you! We think that would be the most brilliant mancat career for you. Very mancatly, indeed.
Purrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
Go Sammy, we like the Tractor Pulls. We will come to every race after you get enough money to buy one that is.
That's a lot of green paper.
Your FL furiends,
Samantha & Tigger
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