I gotted the bestest Secret Paw gift box in the whole werld!! It was from my girlfriend ABBY!!! I haf nefurr been so happy in my whole life!! LOOKY! She writed me a note and put a pikshur in it (I fink she was flerting wif me in the pikshur too!).
I gotted a HUGE bag of TEM-TAY-SHUNS, and stinky goodness, and a sparkly okkapuss and the greatest FEV-VER wand toy in the werld (She knows just what kind of fev-vers I love - the lellow kind!!) and a sproingy mousie toy that's really cool. And there was anofurr note from her that she typed all by herself on the 'puter, and a 4th of July cat pin for Mommy