Thursday, July 19, 2007

Thursday Thirteen - by Miles Meezer

MILES

Here are 13 things I do that drive mommy crazy:

1. Meezer 500 on the stairs

2. "mao mao mao"ing in the kit-chen (ok, I talk to the fridge to try and get it to open and gif me ham)

3. stand on the laptop keyboard when she tries to type

4. stare at the easy share printer when she is printing pikshurs of me. It's FASCINATING. The pictures goes front and back and front and back and front and back and then front again. it's totally cool

5. lay in her dirty clothes when she takes them off to take a baf

6. eat the dried lavender that she has in the human litterbox room

7. stand on my back legs and poke her in the butt when she makes food

8. try and touch the stove burners when she is cooking

9. eat Sammy's stinky goodness

10. NOT eat my 'skripshun crunchies for my teefs

11. watch the swirlies in the human litterbox bowl whenefur it makes the "woosh" noise.

12. not cover my stinkies in the middle of the night

13. change the channel on the tv (i like sitting on the 'amote)

26 comments:

Gemini said...

Oh we don't understand why any of these are a problem Miles.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you are so smart miles! thanks for letting me know all this inneresteng stuff!

smiles, auntie bee

Daisy said...

Ah, those don't seem so bad. Except for touching the stove burners. Because I would not want you to get a hurty paw.

Dragonheart said...

I agree with Daisy, I don't understand why most of those drive your mom crazy, except for the stove one. Stoves are very dangerous, so I can see why your mom doesn't want you touching it!

DEBRA said...

Miles

Dat sounds like to me yur being a BIG help to yur Mommie. What's dee probblem? Neow dat yu has x-plained to yur Mommie, I fink she will udderstand.

Bye Miles
:::wavin paws:::
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my handsome sweet floofy gorgeous mancat Sammys!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your devoted baby girl
~Abby

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, da only one we sees dat cood be a prollem is touching da hot burner...and maybe poking her in da but when she is cooking. Mom's don't seem to like to be poked.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Wow Miles, sounds like we both have a lot in common! I did a TT last week about the same subject. I STILL don't get why these things are annoying....humans!

Kaze

Jimmy Joe said...

That's a good list. I swat my momma on the bee-hind sometimes when she's in the kitchen, too. I think it's funny, but she says I'm being cheeky. I like lying on her clothes, too. Especially when they're black and still clean and she wants to wear them later.
Your buddy, JJ

Forty Paws said...

Oh yeah, we do a lot of those things too. We walk on the 'amote and change the channels.

Ya no, we try an train Maw to get this bloggin stuff rite an she still messes it up. She messed up the linky last week too. Watz a poodin to do wid help like dis? Fire her? Suspend her widout hedbutts?

Luf, Us

Minx, Muffin and Ebbie said...

Miles, my fafurite naughty fing to do to Meowmie is climb all ofur her and her laptop when she is in bed (I is doing it rite now as a matter of fact!). She hates it cos she says she hasn't paid for da laptop yet and my furs will get caught in da cooling system lyk what happened to her old one!

About da liposuction - I don't haf any money to save so dis cud be a problem. Meowmie says dat all da colored papers are needed to pay for fud and Muffin's vet bills . . . so I fink I going to have to put my skillz as a Master Criminal to gud use and steal some colored papes. Cos I certainly can't have a flabby belly!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Ha! I never cover my stinkies either.

The Furry Kids said...

I love that list!! I'm going to have to try #7. That sounds like fun.

Earl Grey

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Ahh, tho ole butt poking! Does it get her to move any faster?

Caesar and Princess said...

Miles, you are peppy and enthuuuusiastic and what would your mommie do with out you, huh?


:::purrrs:::: Princess

HRH Yao-Lin said...

I do number 8 and number 12 too!!!! Those are excellent training methods my friend - your human should understand that now she is owned by a siamese she will have to learn to live with a siamese and that means letting you get away with all of the above! Except for the stove thing - my human goes nuts at me when i am near it. She thinks I am stupid and will burn my pawsies. Duh, as if I would! xx

Karen Jo said...

I agree with your Mom about the stove burners. Those can really give you a bad owie. Are you trying to get her to drop something when you poke her while she is cooking?

The Meezer Gang said...

Numbers five and twelve are great!!! We do those, too!

Henry Helton said...

Talking to the fridge does not make it's door open. I have tried that one, too. Just doesn't work.

Tyler said...

I've been waiting for the "meow" activated fridge myself. How difficult could it be? I think I'll patent this one myself!
Toodles,
Tyler

caricature said...

These are some very interesting thirteen things - wonder why your bean goes crazy on these 'innocent' things!

Mosaic Cats said...

Sammy!
I like 5 and 13.
I like them so much that Mosaic Lady gave me not only my own tablecloth(s), but the whole table!
I let her use it only briefly for opening mail boxes and mosaic consultations with me. Must keep them in line, always aware of who owns the house and everything in it.
Sadie

INAMINI said...

Wow, that's quite a list. Most things don't seem so bad, though. Did your Mom make you write theae down?
LOKi

jcfloresinc said...

Miles those are some nifty things you do to drive your Mommy crazy!! I do #7 to my Mom. (S) Tigger does #3. Cool!
Your FL furiends,
Samantha & Tigger

DaisyMae Maus said...

I change the channels, too! I have no idea why Mom doesn't find this fascinatin' ...

DMM


Ooo ... The next time you play Meezer 500 on the stairs, please invite me!

Hot(M)BC said...

Can I come play Meezer 500 wif yoo Miles? It sounds like lotsa fun! Watchin printers is lotsa fun too.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies!
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Good job annoying, Miles, bud!
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Kelly Cat said...

Hey Miles, what are you talking about? If those things drive your mommy crazy, it's her choice to let them drive her crazy. Not your problem!!

BTW, my humans had some of that "ham" stuff over the weekend. They offered some to me, but I like Baby Chicken better. But my pesty sister Caitie ate every bit of ham they gave to her and wanted more. To each his/her own, I always say...

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