Attenshun Human Female Who Thinks That She Runs My Life and The House: (if that is your REAL name).
Complaint Number 1: The freaking cold air blowy things that are in the sleeping room. Now, we have central cold air blowing out of all the vents. Why does we need to have a room cold air blowy thing and a fan cold air blowy thing too? Haf you noticed that IT'S SNOWING IN THE SLEEPING ROOM? Now you know why I has to sleep unner the covers. SHEESH.
Complaint Number B: The ham sichuachun is just deplorable (I knew that those werd of the day calendars would come in handy one day). There is no ham in the frigerfrator. There is no ham anywhere in this house. This needs to change and it needs to change FAST.
Complaint Number 3: I want to go camping in the highlands. I'm a little tired of the wilderness, so MOVE MY TENT. Please.
Complaint Number C: I want, no, I NEED to play the red dot game. All the time. must. play. red. dot. game. Hey, you gotted it for me, so you has to play with me.
Complaint Number 2: Why can't I have my own credit card? I believe I can be fiscally (thank you again werd of the day calendar) 'asponsible and I can count - as I haf proofed by my numbering of this list. If I hadded my own credit card, I could order a 36 pound smiffield ham from smiffield virginny. I would share it wif you.
That is my list of complaints. Fank you for your attenshun.
Your adoring little Poosie
(see, I'm using the cute name!)
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