These are my feets. They is NORMAL. They is brown. Hey I haf stripes! That's really weird, you can only see stripes in pikshurs, you can't see them in purrson.
Anyway, this is me standing on MY table when Mommy is giving me my butt skritches - right on that spot at the base of my tail. I loves it. I stands on my tippy-toes. See, I'm standing on my tippy toes. WAAAAAAAYY up on my tippy -toes. It does not look like I haf pantaloons and peglegs. I am not Peg-leg-Pete. Does you hear me Mommy?
I. DOES. NOT. HAF. PEG. LEGS.