Thursday, August 16, 2007

Thursday Thirteen - by Sammy Meezer

SAMMY

Thirteen Things I haf whapped this week:

1. I whapped mommy's phones off the night stand
2. I whapped the 'amore controls off the night stand
3. I whapped the nose blowy things off the night stand
4 I whapped the lamp off the night stand
5. I whapped the clock radio off the night stand
6. I whapped the grapes off my table
7 I whapped the placemats off my table
8. i whapped the dead catnip plant off the coffee table
9. I whapped mommy's loshun from my big windowsill into the human litter box (serves you right for forgetting to put the lid down)
10. I whapped her toothbrush into the sinnk
11. I whapped her makeup brushes into the sink
12. I whapped her soda off the side table in the living room (and then the noisy spot bot came out from hibernation)
13. I whapped her iced coffee off the side table in the living room. (that spot bot needs to die).

it's been a pretty good week for whapping.

34 comments:

michico 小芥 said...

Wowww, I often whap michico's stuff, too. I think that is fun to whap things of the table or anything that I should across through.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

wow sammy! eggsellent whapping!!!

smiles, auntie bee

Gemini said...

Oh it does seem like a furry good week for whapping stuff

Boy said...

Wow! You've been busy this week!
But maybe you can consider kiwwing the noisy spot bot first before whapping any other things.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

that's a lotta whappin Sammy, concatsulations on such hard work ~the Fluffy Tribe

Renee said...

I need a spot bot to take care of where The Princess who pees left me presents.

We'll probably spend this weekend with a Rug Doctor.

DEBRA said...

Oh Sammy you are da king of whappin! I fink yu hafe built up sum furry strong mussels wif all dat whappin. *sigh Dat makes yu furry strong and manly!! Yu'll hafta to show me all yur whappin tricks next time I teleports ofur (wood yu like sum companee??).

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet strong whapping handsome manly meezer Sammys!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your darling devoted little angelcakes
~Abby

Tink said...

Oooooops! Sorry for your mommy, but I had to laugh, great list!
My TT is about BED.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

furry good whapping

Daisy said...

Sammy, you are a good whapper!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Sammy, you HAVE been busy. You better behave though or your Mum will whap YOU!
Cuddles to our favorite Meezer Boyz!

The Furry Kids said...

Excellent whapping! You have inspired me.

Earl Grey

PS - Titus wants me to tell you that he tagged you guys for the middle name meme (if you haven't already been tagged). :)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sammy, king of whapping stuff! All hale da king. hehehehe. Mom hafs a kweshtun. She wants to know if yoor mom loves yoor SpotBot cuz dad sez she can haf one if it works good. She's tired of dragging out da big spitty/sucking monster effury time we make a mess on da carpet.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Sammy, you have purrfect aim! Whappin' right into the Bean-Latrine. That's awesome!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Parker said...

Sammy - you have me beat in the "what can I whap today" contest. I bet your Mommy leaves the lid down now!
HaHaHa

Tyler said...

Sammy, you sound like a very strong whapper. Do you think that you should try out for the Olympics?

Hot(M)BC said...

Sammy, dude, that's some major good whapping. Do you give lessons? I think I need them. I can pay in tem-tay-shuns. Just let me know when you can give the lessons and I'll be there.
your bud Pepi

PUrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs and nosekissies to my boyfriendcat Miles! ~~ Sanjee

Karen Jo said...

You have had a very busy week whapping stuff. Good aim in whapping the lotion into the human litter box. You are giving that Spot Bot a workout. Are you planning on whapping it next?

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hahaha oh you are so funny, a yo might say you had a whapping good week!

xx

Ariel said...

Great job Sammy I do believe you have a rebel side :)

The Furry Fighter said...

that sounds like superb meezer behaviour! :)

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

seems you had lotsa fun!!
whapping is a fun sport we like it furry much too.

purrs, Kashim & Othello

Eric and Flynn said...

Sammy yer the best whapper we know, yer King of the Whappers.

DK & The Fluffies said...

14) Whap DKM on the face at 2:30 am

Laura said...

Oh Sammy!
What a great whapper you are! We were holding our breath, hoping to not read:
Whapped Lady's wine all over the laptop keyboard.

Surely your persons are much younger than our Mosaic Lady, but just in case not, ask them if they recall this song about you:

Whap, whap, whap
they call him The Whapper
Whap, whap, whap
You know what he's after.

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, Sammy! You're a superduper whapper. I love whappin', too. Anything I can get to is fair game fur whappin'! You and me oughta get togethur and have a Whap-a-thon!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Henry Helton said...

You have left nothing un-whapped this week. I am proud.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Hee hee - yoo da grate Whapper.

Forty Paws said...

Holy Cow! That's sum furry seryous whappin, Dude!

Luf, Us

Pee Sss. Tell Miles dat Dorf sez itz kinena weird not haffin toofs. Sumtymes his mouf looks like Grandma's wen her false teeth wuz soakin in a glass.

Cyclone Cats said...

Sammy,
did you gets in trouble for all dat whappin?
Our momma wants one of them spot bot thingys...we'll tell her it don't work! HEHE

Samantha & Tigger said...

That's whole lot of whapping going on Sammy!! We agree the spot bots should die!! Have a nice day!

michico 小芥 said...

Wowww, I can't leave the comment at the newest article, I can't find the click spot~!!!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Way ta whap! Bet your mom's impressed with your skills!

TT said...

It's fun to do's but mommy hates when I whapps her stuff off the tall wood thing next to hers bed.

I's bored

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