Thursday, September 27, 2007

Thursday 13 - Banishment

MILES

13 things I haf thought about during my banishment.

1. Nefur let your older brofur talk you into somefing called a "loser leaves town" match

2. Concentrate on the pin and not the bunny kicking

3. my girlfriend Sanjee is so nice to visit me while I'm being banished.

4. i wonder if mommy misses my hollering for food. (mom's note: you stopped? when?)

5. oooo! who put my spicy vixen snuggle in the tent? warm!

6. i wonder how long it will take to annoy mommy by bunnykicking the inside of the tent

7. hmm, 7.3 seconds. i could do better.

8. This thing can tip over!!

9. is there an all wrestling channel on our direct-tv service? I need pointers.

10. if I really had to leave town, I wonder if my daddy would pick me up at the bus station and take me to live wif him (and my foo-ton).

11. that would be sweet to live wif daddy - he has better snacks AND he gifs them to me on my foo-ton.

12. I miss my foo-ton.

13. i'm bored. I declare banishment OVER. I demand a re-match. This time it should be LOSER SHAVES HIS FURS OFF.

On a side note, Happy Annifursary to Mommy and Daddy. They haf been married 21 years today!! (mommy says that's not possible because she's only 35).

32 comments:

Samantha & Tigger said...

That's a great Thursday 13! You have been really thinking hard during your banishment. And the first thing on your list is the most important thing. Always understand all the rules!
Your FL furiends,

Boy said...

Oh dear poor Miles.
Demand a wematch and this time make sure you shave Sammy's furs off!

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh wow, Miles, that'll be sum match! I'll visit yoo no matter whats. Fanks for sayin I's a good girlfriendcat :) I feels all purroud. Yoo can come live here too if you reely hadta leave town. Reely.
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies :)
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Gemini said...

Oh Cheysuli says your Mom must have married awful young then...!

Happy Anniversary!!!!!

I am purring as loudly as I can for your Momma's interview to have gone well.

Dragonheart said...

Happy Anniversary to your Mom & Dad! :)

Miles, I'm sorry that you were banished to your cube. I don't think you want a "loser shaves his fur off" match, though. I mean, I like not having any fur, but I'm not sure if any non-Sphynx would be happy this way.

Skeeter And LC said...

Miles - Be grateful when someone (anykitty or anybein) forgets a bad habit.

Skeeter and LC

Daisy said...

It sounds like you got some very important thinking done during your banishment. Good luck on your re-match!

Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad!

Ramses said...

Happy Anniversary to your Mom & Dad!"

Not sure about a "loser shaves his furs off" wrestling match! What happens if you loose?! :S It's be all cold and draughty with out for furs on!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

#13 ha ha ha

ASTOR CATS said...

Happy 21st Annifursary to your mom and dad. We's lookin forward to the re-match but those are some pretty high stakes. Maybe a trim, with some layering, would be more in line.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

DEBRA said...

Miles

I fink if yu and Sammy has anutter razzlin match yu shoould put in yur Direct_TV and charge green fings. Den yu and Sammy coould take Sanjee and me off to a dessert eye-land furrs some fun in da suns....

HAPPY ANNIFURSARY to yur Mommie and Daddy!! Momma says her's is comin up too, but it will only be 18 years, she wuz a child bride too. *kitty chortle*

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet handsome king razzlin cocoa puffs Sammy!
***blowin kisses***
Your adorin little babycakes
~Abby

The Furry Kids said...

#6 is the best. Hee hee

Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad!

Renee said...

First: STUPID Windows VISTA!!! >:(

I had my comment almost finished and it shut my computer down for some stupid updates that I didn't authorize!

Anyway, I was saying that you think some pretty funny stuff when you're banished...but flipping tents are not good. Ours didn't flip but some others did when we went camping and it was not fun.

And Happy Anniversary to your Dad & Child Bride Mom.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh miles, you silly little sweetie pie you! i wish i had a tent wif a snugglie blankie to go to. i wud like it! you are too cute!!

smiles, auntie bee

Forty Paws said...

Happy Anniversary to your Mommy and Daddy! 21 years is like a squillion! Wowwee.

You've thought of lots of stuff during your banishment. Maybe you can write a book about your thought? "A Meezer's Thoughts About Life and the Pursuit of Food During Banishment Because He Agreed to Participate in a Loser Leaves Town Match with His Brother and is Now Living in a Tent in the Wilderness in the Living Room with his Girlfriend, Sanjee".

Luf, Us

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy Annifursary to yoor mom and dad...she married when she was 14? Gess our mom wasn't da only one! We wood watch what da loser is apposeta do in doze matches. It might be fun to make Sammy shave his furs off but what if yoo lose!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

No Miles No!!!!!! Something like Loser Gets The Bed To Recouperate On would be a better idea.
HehHeh.....we like 40 Paws idea!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Good luck on next cage match, but maybe you should check with Bean on what loser option going to be. They may not agree to shaving off of furs.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Happy Anniversary to your beans!! I think it is time for a rematch and I think you've had lots of time to concentrate on strategy.

Latte

Mickey said...

Free at last! Free at last!!!
Bud,you might want to rethink that shave the furs thing,Just sayin'

Good luck with a rematch!!! Go Miles!

Happy 21st Anniversary to your Mom & Dad!!.A young Mom & Dad!!

Caesar and Princess said...

Congradumalations to your mommie and daddy. 21 yeers is a long time. Our mommie messes up the numberrs too. she is not fooling anyone, haha


Puuuurs to you Miles!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

congratulations to your humans on their anniversary. also, I think those are very profound thoughts you have been having and you need to chill out. x

caricature said...

So sorry about your banishment - hope it ends soon - concatulations to your beans on their anniversary :)

Michelle Gartner said...

HA HA- my two oldest sons try to have loser leaves town matches... only I didn't know that's what they were doing!!! -Michelle

Oh NO- loser shaves fur off- you guys are tough. - KEY Luckey Cat.

The Furry Fighter said...

when you play loser-leaves-town always ensure it ends in a draw! ise dont; wanna lose you my furrend!

Merlin said...

First of all, I think you should go for the rematch, but be careful of losing, cause winter's coming and you'll be sad without furs.

Second, Happy Annifursary to your Mommy and DAddy!!! That's a long long time!!!

The Devil Dog said...

Happy Anniversary to your parents. As for shaving all the furs, I really don't think you want to do that, especially with winter coming. It might be cold.
I am glad banishment is over, it is no fun.

Roxy

Henry Helton said...

Banishment sucks!

Junior said...

Happy Annipurrsary to your Mommy and Daddy!!!

Go for the re-match...but you better make sure you win if fur has to be shaved. Just think, one of you would look like Dragonheart!

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Your mommy got married young soon she's be completing with my cousin whose son is now older than she is!

PrincessMia said...

Awesome Thursday 13!! Happy Annifursary to your beans!!

Tara said...

Bsnishment is also a good time to contemplate your navel!

Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad!

Tara

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