Thursday, September 20, 2007

Thursday 13 - Meezer Mania

SAMMY

Ok, so mommy says that we has been bad the last 2 days. Here are 13 things we has done the last two days that are 'sponsible for mommy's my-grane

1. Mommy went out the other day for eleventy four hours (MOM'S note: 30 minutes to the grocery store) and when she came back, we had tossed efurryfing from the tables onto the floor. Yes, Miles helped whap.

2. Miles tried to kill mommy buy tripping her - on the stairs and in the kit-chen

3. I licked her teefs when she was sleeping. It's really not as fun as I thought it would be.

4. Miles spent the day yesterday running up and down the stairs. So I hadded to join in and the Meezer 500 was on.

5. For every pit stop in the Meezer 500, Miles needed to sit on mommy and be cuddled.

6. Miles was little rough leaving his pit stops, and now mommy has Meezer racing stripes on her tummy (someone has to haf a pawdicure tomorrow)

7. I made her to go the store and buy me Sheba chick-hen, which as she has said 'afore is 'spensive, then I refused to eat it today. You know those cartoons where people pull their hair and their heads kind of look like footballs 'cause their hair stays in? well, in real life, the hair comes out.

8. Miles is not only the king of smell-o-vision dreams, but today he akshually made mommy go outside for air before she could go upstairs and scoop.

9. TV-table tipping.

10. No, I don't know how the phone got out of the cradle in the living room and into the kitchen.

11. Yes, it was hard work to drag my crinkly sleeping bag toy out of the toy box and up the stairs while you was sleeping. It's bigger than me.

12. I don't have a problem with my foot in your ear while i'm sleeping, why do you?

13. I think Miles was going for the werld record for hollering - he came close.

40 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i am laffin and laffin. expecully the one about lickin the teefs!! sarge is saying what is so funny and i am jest laffin!..... i luv u two!

smiles, auntie bee

Renee said...

Does your mommy really get migraines from all your being bad? If so you should be really nice to her. Migraines hurt really bad and if some kitty was trying to get the world record for hollering near me when I had one...well he would learn how to ice skate across the kitchen floor! (I'm not so nice to anyone when I'm in pain.)

I think your mommy is a saint for taking such good care of you two Meezers! She deserves a medal made of real gold. and maybe she could use it for an air filtration system to clean up the stink after Miles has used the litterbox.

michico 小芥 said...

I am crazy laugh at your behavior descriptions~!!! Oah your mommy is a super good person that I have ever seen~!!!!!

you guys are full of energy~!!!!

Henry Helton said...

You guys are so good at whapping things. I'm good at it, but I don't think that I am anywhere near as good at it as you two.

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Ooooh, Meezer 500 sounds so fun! Can I join in??

~Marie

Me and Miles could go for hollerin' contests!!

~Donny

Sammy, as you know, there's nothing wrong with showing mommy what you think of her "abandoning" you. It's the Meezer thing to do...altho I need to learn a few more tricks from you...I'm getting tired of these travelling socks....

~Casey

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

hahahahaha ... #3 ... dat'z da funniest thing i hav herd today!
i am laffin an laffin!
luv--jh

Karen Jo said...

Oh, my goodness, you have me laffin' and laffin', but, oh, your poor Mom. I really laughed at #3, but I don't think your Mommy was laffin'. You two are a real handful, aren't you? If your Mom really has a migrane, be really nice to her for a while. A hurty head is really bad news.

Ramses said...

Oh boy, youz two have been playing your Mommy up something rotten! What about waking your Mommy up at 3am for cuddles to make up for all the naughtiness?! It's what I do, and if she starts falling back off to sleep before I've made up to her enough I give her a good head butt and get back to my fussing! I'm even teaching my little half-sister Isis to do this too, so she can get away with more stuff in the day! ;)

Parker said...

AHHH HA HA HA! Nice work guys, you are my role models!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

That was so funny! You sure gave your poor mom a workout. We like to trip our mom too but we call it exercise. And the footie in the ear, bwaa ha ha ha ha (wiping tears from eyes).

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I see nothing wrong with any of that. Instead I see a home where I would love to move! Come on guys, what do you say, I'm small and I run really fast!!!

Latte

Dragonheart said...

I can see why your mom has a migraine after all that!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I do not understand why this would give human My-grane. It all prefectly normal stuff. Humans like to blame us, all their problems.

DEBRA said...

Oh Sammy and Miles

I hafta to do the Meezer 500 wif yu,can I teleports ofur and yu can show me how it done?

****revvin up my enjuns*****

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

******blowing kisses********
Bye to my sweet handsome bad boy cocoapuffs!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your devoted Meezer500 girl
~Abby

The Furry Kids said...

#3 made Momma laugh and laugh. I don't think those things are all that bad.

Love,
Tazo

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

I wonder why your mom bean doesn't like those activities?? Katie is pretty good at almost tripping an killing my mamma, too. I like #2 & #6 the best!

Ariel said...

Lol...You've two been busy. I love them all especially #12 I'll have to try this :)

Gemini said...

Oh I think you two have been busy. Why is it your Momma who has a headache? You've been doing all the work?

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

OH, dear, I am a little worriet about number 2, cuz I think that is against the furless ones law. I am sure it was a mistake, cuz yu have a wunderful Momma.

How do you go about lickin her teefs. I wud luv to try that.

Patches

Daisy said...

Hahahahahaha! Oh, Sammy, I am laughing and laughing too! I never tried to lick my Mommie's teeths before. I am glad you warned me that it was not very fun, because I was just about to try it myself.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Oh how funny - licking Mommy's teeth!!! Your Meezer 500 sounds terrific - what a fun house you live in. Sorry about your Mommy's migraine though!

Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Pet's are 4 Life said...

wowies, we laughed and laughed. Many times we has to do things to gets our point across to Momma, buts some of these we hasn't trieds yet! Thanks!!

~Napoleon,Hunter,&Belle~

The Devil Dog said...

Oh my goodness, mom is laughing and laughing and laughing, except number 3 mader her shudder. And I thought I was a devil dog. You guys take the cake!

Roxy

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Mum is laffin' and laffin'. She is familiar with both #6 and #8.Nothing like standing outside at 2 AM sucking in cold air, steeling yourself to clean out atomic poops from the litterbox...

ASTOR CATS said...

Oh my that's quite a list of bad things. We want to try #4 but we don't got stairs. We do have an oval around the livin room and kitchen so we'll have to give that a try.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Jimmy Joe said...

That's a lotta work--you guys must be tired! I hope your momma doesn't disturb you when you nap it off, even if your foot is in her ear. That's just sorta like snugglin', right?
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

HRH Yao-Lin said...

ahahaha those are hilarious. Though quite why your human is stressed is beyond me! I think you were being perfect meezers - i especially find it amusing that you tried to kill the human by tripping her over. Have noted this. Must try it. If our human's die do we get new ones? x

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

you guys sure do know how to entertain yourselves (and us!). Cocoa licks the Lady's teeth sometimes - he's a mama's boy and a real face licker. Sheba chicken is good, but we won't eat it right now either. we used to not like Fancy Feast but then the Lady started getting Fancy Feast for Lucy and so now all we want is Fancy Feast because we can't let Lucy have something that we don't have.
Grr

The Furry Fighter said...

hehe you don't reaaly need humans do you? yousequite happy keeping yerselves busy! you make me laugh :)

Fab five said...

Hoo-boy! You guyz are livin da life of da Riley. You licked your momeez teef? I do not tink Iris ever tought of such a ting. Mebbe if I tell her, she wil try dat to-nite. Dis would teach momee not to leave fur four dayz fur work. Tank you furry much... I yam learning frum my frendz!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha yoo licked her teefs!! Dat is the funniest fing efurr. Is the Meezer 500 better than thundering herds of elephants? Would a Ginger 500 be as good?

Mickey said...

I thought those were really good.I don't know why Mom is laughing with her head in her hands!!

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Those don't sound like bad things. It sounds like normal life.

Team Tabby said...

Mickey told us to come over and read your blog. It is so good, we showed it to our mom. She was really busy all day and we think she needed a good laugh....and it is working, she is laughing like crazy.

Moe & Mindy

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We don't unnerstand da beans, mom is shaking her hed and making kinda funny choky/laffing noyzes. Speedy is good at #8, he effun did one dat maded mom's eyes water just dis morning. If ya wanna haf sum fun it's better to stick yoor noze in der ears while dey is sleeping den a paw, or effun licking der teefs. It's amazing how fast mom wakes up when we do dis.

Max said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU LICKED HER TEETHS!!!!!

Oh doooooood...today, you are the KING!!!!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

hahahahahahahah

TT said...

hehehe You twos sounds like yous had tons of fun.

Forty Paws said...

We ist SO cracking up. Especially ofur da stinky poos. An da racing stripes on yur Mom's tummy! Heh heh. An draggin yur crinkly sleepin bag up da stares in da middul ov da nite.

Luf, Us

Hot(M)BC said...

Wow, yall was bizzy!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to my boyfriendcat Miles :)
Sanjee

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS