Ok, so mommy says that we has been bad the last 2 days. Here are 13 things we has done the last two days that are 'sponsible for mommy's my-grane
1. Mommy went out the other day for eleventy four hours (MOM'S note: 30 minutes to the grocery store) and when she came back, we had tossed efurryfing from the tables onto the floor. Yes, Miles helped whap.
2. Miles tried to kill mommy buy tripping her - on the stairs and in the kit-chen
3. I licked her teefs when she was sleeping. It's really not as fun as I thought it would be.
4. Miles spent the day yesterday running up and down the stairs. So I hadded to join in and the Meezer 500 was on.
5. For every pit stop in the Meezer 500, Miles needed to sit on mommy and be cuddled.
6. Miles was little rough leaving his pit stops, and now mommy has Meezer racing stripes on her tummy (someone has to haf a pawdicure tomorrow)
7. I made her to go the store and buy me Sheba chick-hen, which as she has said 'afore is 'spensive, then I refused to eat it today. You know those cartoons where people pull their hair and their heads kind of look like footballs 'cause their hair stays in? well, in real life, the hair comes out.
8. Miles is not only the king of smell-o-vision dreams, but today he akshually made mommy go outside for air before she could go upstairs and scoop.
9. TV-table tipping.
10. No, I don't know how the phone got out of the cradle in the living room and into the kitchen.
11. Yes, it was hard work to drag my crinkly sleeping bag toy out of the toy box and up the stairs while you was sleeping. It's bigger than me.
12. I don't have a problem with my foot in your ear while i'm sleeping, why do you?
13. I think Miles was going for the werld record for hollering - he came close.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
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NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...