Saturday, October 06, 2007

Daddy's house and answers to those PTU questions

MILES

We is here at Daddy's house!!! YAY!!! I gotted ham AND shrimps cut up in a bowl and I eated it on my foo-ton!! I rolled all ofurr my foo-ton too!! Mommy gotted video and pikshurs. We was going to put them on the blog today. But, we can't get the pikshurs off the camera if we doesn't haf the connection cable, Mother. Sheesh. We will haf to put them up when we gets home.

About the PTU and why we haf to share. We akshually hahf 3 PTU's. We haf one huge PTU that can hold 2 kitties (or 3 kittens, up to 50 pounds) and then 2 PTU's that only hold 1 kitty. BUT, my stoopid brofurr cannot travel in a single PTU. He gets all nervous and hollers for hours on end, and he pees and poops in it. If I ride wif him in the PTU, he is quiet and just sleeps in the back. He won't efen go near the door of the PTU!!! I haf to admit that if I am in a single PTU I hate it too. A single PTU for me means a definite v-e-t visit. If I get put in the big PTU, there's less of a chance for a v-e-t visit, so I don't get as nervous. That big PTU was also Trixie and Ralphie's PTU. They hadded to travel together too. Norton hadded to haf his own because he always pooped in his because he hated mommy for taking him in the metal monster, no matter where he was going. Also, he would holler his head off in the PTU, but as soon as mommy or daddy opened the door, he was quiet. He would never get out, but the door hadded to be open. Trixie and Ralphie would not shut up unless their door was open either and they were allowed to wander around the metal monster. Most times their PTU's faced each other and then the doors was opened and the PTU's were shoved together so that they could go back and forth between the two and not wander up front to sit on the driver's head or anything. We is not like that at all. We doesn't care if the door is closed or open, we won't get out of it. We nefurr holler. We is furry good boys once we realize we is not going to the v-e-t.

Now, about this pooting in the PTU and metal monster wif wheels thing. I didded that a couple of times. Once when I was a baby and Trixie and Norton was wif us - Mommy thought that Norton pooped and hauled out his PTU and there was no poop. Me and Sammy and Trixie was in the big PTU and Trixie was hollering and Sammy was hollering so she opened ours and didn't find poop either, but Trixie and Sammy ran out so she figured it was me. I had a pooting prollem anyway because, as you know, most baby kitties do. So, really it was not my fault. The other time was after the ferst time Mommy gived me some banilla milkshake from MickeyD's place. I was still a baby and it was rich. You do the math. Again, NOT my fault.
but this time, I DID NOT POOT at all. But it was a good thing that Daddy hadded a litterbox set up so that I could run to it when we gotted here. And he hadded stinky goodness and crunchy goodness already set out for us.

25 comments:

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat's a good idea having yoo bouf in one PTU. We needs to try dat next time we go somewhere. Angie shreds her nails till dey bleed. Hey, schmaybe dats not a good idea den. She might shred me next time.

Dat banana milkshake poop musta been one horrific poopy nightmare. Shudder.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Well, I'm exhausted just reading about your adventures!
Good to hear you got both shrimp and ham on the futon. It sounds like a great vacation already.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

sounds like the start of a great bacation

Dragonheart said...

Sounds like you are being well treated at your daddy's house. :) Having a PTU large enough to hold both of you sounds like a good idea. :)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, we get it now. We haf one PTU fur each of us cuz we won't share...well, maybe Sadie and I could share but we'd need a bigger PTU cuz I'm a big Mancat.

Mickey said...

Good you cleared that up.Can't wait to see yer pics & video.Mom's sheesh!,is right Hope you are havin fun!!

Renee said...

WOW! you get shrimp in bed? How do I sign up for that gig? LOL

Glad you're enjoying the footon life over there.

Trina & Trudy ride together in their PTU. I only have one for them but the House Rabbit bunny saver lady said that I should only use one for the buns as they would get really really nervous if they had to be by themselves. So when Trina got sick, Trudy came to the V-E-T too. And wouldn't ya know it that silly V-E-T charged me for both bunnies...he only really looked at the one. sheesh! I think I'll ask for the good vet next time. So the buns are NOT allowed to get sick again. LOL

Lilly doesn't mind her PTU, although she is nervous for a bit until she realizes it's not a trip to the VET...which is a really quick trip. Oh she hates the groomer too (almost forgot that one!) She skids her feet and if I forget to make sure she went potty first will go potty in the groomer's waiting area. gross!

SiameseOriental said...

Hello Sammy and Miles - you handsome stud muffins!

I would love to invite you both to our Siamese and Oriental cat chat site The Siamese & Oriental Cat Chat Club

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

daddy sounds lovely, all the ham and shrimps cut up on the footon, mmm, and a nap too? nice!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Henry Helton said...

I meow a lot when My Lady puts me in my PTU, but none of that other stuff. She should consider herself very lucky.

Chairman Mao said...

PTUs are kinda weird -- I don't mind 'em furry much, though, but Brainball does! But yesterday Brainball wasn't fussy inna PTU goin' to the vet -- too sick. But onna way home from the vet Brainball was feelin' bettur enuf to pee inna PTU! hehehe

Brainball's gotta huge PTU -- the regular sized ones the rest of us use is too small for Brainball!

Thankies so much fur your purrs -- things are gettin' bettur with Brainball and Momma will have an update soon.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... Peeyeewww 'bout the PTU!
DMM

Ariel said...

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The Cat Realm said...

What an adventure!!!
I just read about Norton's sex change at the Ballicus blog and had to laugh and laugh, that was funny!
Karl
I also ratted them out and told the Blogohspere about this embarrassing gender mistake...

Samantha & Tigger said...

Wow! What a great trip you guys went on. So glad you got to see your Daddy and the foo-ton!! That is a cool story about the PTU's and we can't wait to see the pictures and the video when you get back home!
Your FL furiends,

TT said...

Mommy bean gots a laugh outtas your pooting in the ptu.

You two sounds like daddy spoils yous?

Skeeter And LC said...

Well, at leest ya gotten ham and shrimpsies. That seems pretty good!

Skeeter and LC

Parker said...

Well now I get it! I'd hate to think what would happen if any of us shared a PTU. I don't think it would be good.
Anyway -HAM!!! HAM!!! HAM!!! AND SHRIMP!!! SHRIMP!!! SHRIMP!!! Life is good there!

Gemini said...

I quite appreciate my space in the PTU. However, if I had a friend like Sammy I might be used to sharing.

Cheysuli

Hot(M)BC said...

Fooooooooooo-ton! Yay!!!
And hammy and shrimpy! Yay!
I mite share my PTU wif yoo, Miles, but not wif nocat else.
Purrrrrrrrs and nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Chairman Mao said...

Ain't it a hoot that Brainball's a boy! Beans can be kinda slow, can't they? hehehe He's feelin' much bettur today -- me and him will give a full update for our Mancat Monday postie!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ramses said...

It sounds like you're having lots of fun so far! :) My Mummy's gone and bought Isis a big huge PTU as an early birthday present, and she finks we might travel better if we'z allowed to go in together. Not that we poot or anything, but we do tell Mummy how to drive and when we think she's about to crash the car we scream. So basically we both scream a lot!

Tigmut'hep might not scream, but he poots loads if you make him go in a carrier! So he gets to ride to the VET's on Daddy's lap, that way if he poots in the car Mummy doesn't mind! ;)

Fritzamus Maximus said...

Wow! You had a feast! I'll have to speak to the Feeders about getting ham and shrimp on the couch. We think it's sweet that you ride in the carrier together. The Feeders say that our box would be too heavy to carry if Ernest and I were in it together. I think that's a rude thing to say!

Forty Paws said...

That is so great that your daddy had everything set up and ready for you when you arrived! You have him well trained!

Luf, Us

The Meowers from Missouri said...

youse guys gots a pretty cushy deal, y'know? not one, but TWO nice places to live an' get SG an' treats an' good places to loll around!! we nefur to anywheres but to the v-e-t. youse guys is lucky! we allus enjoy the stories an' pictures from your roaming adventures--thanks for sharing!

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