Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles the former Borg

MILES
WHEW. What a week! Ferst I was assimilated by the Borg while I was a pirate. The Gracious Chey sent Jean-Luc over to help un-assimilate me. Seeing my condition, Jean-Luc felt it was best to drive the Borg away with non-stop songs from "The Pirates with No Pants" - such as "I am the very model of a modern Meezer General" and
"with cat-like tread upon our pants we steal"
and
"oh cats of dark and dismal fate, forgo your cruel employ, have pity on my pant-less state, I am a meezer boy"
I had lots of help from my girlfriendcat Sanjee, who nefur left my side. And, as it turns out, she can really belt out a show tune.
So, I am now officially Borg free. I almost turned into Johnny Depp during this process. I think that in order to complete my transition to Johnny Depp, I need to find some pantaloons for my pirate garb. And a better hat.

My Meezer rule for today is:
Always make shur that you have a girlfriend who will stand by you when bad things happen.
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35 comments:

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I'm with you, Miles!! This is a very important rule for every Mancat to abide by!

~Donny

michico*Adan said...

This is very great rule~!! I am also with you~!

And I am very happy for you had such a great firl friend Sanjee~!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Miles we are so glad you are borg free! Oh I love Jean-Luc (Sam) I wish I could have been there. :sigh: So you can sing, too! Geez, you are so multi-talented! And Sanjee is such a good girlfuriend to stand beside you.
Your FL furiends,

Lux said...

Uh-oh, my mom *loves Johnny Depp!

I'm happy to hear that you're borg-free now!

Gemini said...

That's a very romantic meezer rule Miles.

If you turn into Johnny Depp, Momma said Cheysuli has to bring you back here right away.

The Cat Realm said...

Very good rule! Congratulations to being Borg free. Nothing wrong with turning into Jonny Depp - he is a cute bean!

Kavan said...

How very very scary! Borgs, aliens, they are everywhere, like that orange thing on Latte's porch!

Kavan

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Holy Moly! So glad you got unassimilated from the Borg. That's a close call, you know.

Thanks for stopping by my blog and saying hey. I've really missed everyone.

love, Pearl

jenianddean said...

That's a great rule!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

PS My mom thinks Johnny Depp is a cute bean also.

Christine and FAZ said...

I am reeling from all the things that have happened to you in just a week. FAZ

topcatrules said...

Even after Trixie hisses at me... later on she washes my face. :)

Parker said...

Think twice about the pantaloons. Pantaloons are hard to groom. Just ask my brother Rudy!

Mickey said...

Good Rule!!
It's nice to have somecat hold yer paw at scary times ;)

Caesar and Princess said...

This is a wonderful rule.

Happy day to both of you.
It is raining here. Napping is the rule of the day here!

Hot(M)BC said...

Awwwwwwww, I's blushin, Miles. A'course I helpeded yoo get disassemblated. (And I founded out I kinda like singin too.)
Purrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I know I'm lucky to have Chey. I don't know why I deserve her but I love her!!

Latte

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Does this mean that you no longer want to be a part of our crew? Come on! You can still be a pirate now that the borg implant is removed, right?

Muddy said...

My human LOVES Johnny Depp. She says you have very good taste.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Thank goodness you're safe, Miles. Mum thought we'd better stay clear until you felt better. Something about her not singing for the good of humanity... especially show tunes.
Meezers rule!

Renee said...

So glad to hear that you're borg free.
Lilly used to hate wearing her clothes but now she appreciates how they keep her warm and she doesn't struggle at all when I put them on. I should get her some more since she only has the one sweater and it's a bit stretched out.

Scout said...

I am glad you are borg-free…. As free as the wind blows, as free as the grass grows… Miles is borg-free!!!

China Cat & Willow said...

Wow, you did have quite a week!!! We laughed with our Lady that you were singing about "a modern Meezer General" - hahahaha! It's stuck in our heads now! But most importantly, we're glad that you are now Borg free!

Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Fat Eric said...

It's all go in your house, isn't it? We still don't know what a Borg is but we love show tunes in our house, you can come and sing for us anytime!

Junior said...

I am so glad you are borg free! Is sounds like an exhausting process to get rid of the borgness!

I love your meezer rule! I guess I better find me a girlfriend!

Daisy said...

I know Sanjee will always stand by you, Miles!

Tybalt said...

That is a very useful rule! We all need support in difficult times. I am so glad you pulled through that experience.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ooo ... Pirate pants sound furry interesting, Miles. I'm glad that you're no longer infested by the Borg.
DMM

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Whew Miles that was a close call. We were scairt that the you had been assemblated. Good thing the pirates with no pants song worked on the Borg.

TT said...

Are you's sure you are completelys borg frees? I thoughts I saw your eye twinkles a bit.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Those Borg can be hard to remove and we are glad you did it with the help of Jean-Luc! He's the captain of a ship too you know!

Ariel said...

Good Rule :)

Karen Jo said...

That's a very good Meezer rule. We all need help now and then. I am glad you are now Borg-free. I like how the unassimilation process worked. I would have liked to hear those songs.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

We finks dare is a movie owr beans need to watch. Dey need to get up to speed on da borg-ness. Yur right, it's always da bestest in da werld when yoo has someone by yur side.

Kelly Cat said...

"A modern Meezer general" made my human spray water out his nose. Gilbert and Sullivan AND Jean-Luc make a real good team.

Team Tabby said...

those are great meezer rules!

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