Tuesday, October 02, 2007

So anyway

SAMMY

More rambling Meezer thoughts.

i wonder how much trouble i will get into if i start whapping all of mommy's canning stuff off the dining room table. there are jars of sauce and 'matoes and jelly and salsa and beets and radish pickles all over MY table, just begging to be whapped.

i got my head stuck between two pillows last night when I was sleeping in the big bed.

MILES ATE COOKED BEETS.

mommy will freak out if he pees pink after eating the beets. hee hee.

I like my eye boogers to say in my eyes - please don't pick them out for me.

we are going to visit daddy on Friday. i hope Miles doesn't poot while we are in the PTU.

must. kill. the. fly. must kill the fly mustkillthefly

MUSTKILLTHEFLY

*ouch* who put that wall there?

i like it when the blood rushes to my head when i hang over the balcony. WHEEE

get the crap OFF my table.

cripes woman, it's so cold in here it's gonna start snowing. maybe you needs anofur blood transfushun wif some iced blood or somefing.

how much iced coffee can you drink in one day? sheesh!!

somehow, iced maple bacon flavored coffee does NOT sound good at all.

hey! who cut my "claw of death?"

I have bad breath? Lady, you should take a whiff of YOUR mouth in the morning. Or after eleventy squillion glasses of iced maple bacon flavored coffee.

don't even THINK of trying to brush my teefs again. We already went through this last year.

i think i'll go dream about my girlfriend now. DON'T come near me wif the flashy box.

28 comments:

The Cat Realm said...

There are a lot of thoughts in a Meezer's brain, I guess....

michico 小芥 said...

You are very special, Sammy.
I always like seeing your thought, very much and deeply~!! And always making my smile~!!!

Renee said...

You're almost as funny as videos on Youtube! LOL

Parker said...

I am worried about myself 'cause I followed your thought pattern!

Ramses said...

Hope you got that fly in the end! :)

Gemini said...

Yes, I hope you got the fly too and that you get something better than that coffee stuff.

Dragonheart said...

I think you would be in BIG trouble if you started whapping all that canning stuff. I hope you were able to nap in peace!

DEBRA said...

Sammy

Yu has lots of thoughts and I knoo how sweet dey are. Becuz I knoos 'xactly how sweet YU are. *sigh And I bet yu got dat flyondeewall, didn't yu?

***wavin paws***
Bye Miles -- you're going to see yur Daddy and yur footon!!

Bye to my sweet thoughtful handsome sexy cocoapuffs

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring and dotin little babycakes
~Abby

***blowin kisses****

Daisy said...

Sammy, you have lots of interesting and important thoughts. I never heard of maple bacon coffee flavor, and I do not think I would like it.

I like to have my eye boogies to stay in my eyes, too. I move my head from side to side when my Mommie tries to pick them out. They belong to me!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Hehe...good thoughts indeed. I really can relate to your thought processes.

Latte

WW said...

Dear Sammy and Miles,

Yoga class was just posted. A little late! Sorry.

And Miles, I'm serving salads this week, no pig or ham. I thought we should all lighten up just a little on the dishes. Ham will be back for you next week!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress
http://kaboodlecats.blogspot.com

Forty Paws said...

Heh heh. Lots of rambling thoughts. We have never heard of iced bacon maple flavored coffee either. Yuck.

In answer to your question, G.T. will eat pretty much anything that is spicy. He loves to lick the sauce off the plates from stuff like King Ranch Chik-Hen, or chili, or stews. He really likes stuff with tomatoes or cheese.

Luf, Us

Ariel said...

Lol...I love this post :)

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Yippee! FooTon time is near! HehHeh.....beets...red pee.....funny coffee.....Fly?WHERE?!?

Caesar and Princess said...

Sammy, You are a great thinker!
We are very impressed with your thoughts of today!


purrrrs, Princess

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

What is it with beans picking around in your eyes. I like to keep my eye boogers too. Don't get me started on teeth brushing! We have a fly in our house and Trixie has been doing backflips trying to catch it.

Your pal,
Bounce

ASTOR CATS said...

The randomness of Meezer thoughts is quite interesting. While you appear to be most interested in whapping you are also obsessed with iced coffee. An intervention might be in order. The question is should we intervene for you or for your mom.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

The Devil Dog said...

Well, I know better than to knock things off my mom's table, especially this week. But I can see how it would be annoying. As for the other thoughts, you are too funny. I think your comment on the coffee flavor is dead on, though. Dad always says coffee should be coffee flavored. Nothing else.

Roxy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

honey! don't whap that stuff off the table, you will get in big trouble and that's not fun. be sweet now and let mommie get the flashy box out cause i want some new photos of you two!!! k???

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Fab five said...

Weehoo! dat iz a lot o' brain wavez goin' all at once. I tink dey call dat "free-form tinking" or stream o' conshus-ness. You would make a nice philo-so-fur.

-Dr Tweety

Fab five said...

Meezers,
We tags you fur a game meme from Henry & clyde!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ut oh. Yur head is swimmin wif lots of thots. Where does she get da iced maple bacon flavored coffee? Mom wants some - NOW. Sounds like yoo got into da coffee. An yur rite bout dem eye boogers - why do da beans feel da need to pick dem out?! We'll take care of dem when we wants!

Lux said...

I like this "stream of consciousness" thing ... BEETS?

Derby said...

I hope Miles doesn't pee red too. Mum only eats pickled beets. Random thought of Meezers.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Mmmm beets and tomatoes! I love them, too!

TT said...

You gets to sit on the tables? I would loves that, but the big bean man squirts me with that evils water bottle. *hiss*

William said...

Gosh, I wonder if Caroline's brain does that all day too.

Kavan said...

Oh, I could learn so much from you guys!

Kavan

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