Friday, October 26, 2007

Strange Things

MILES

The most wondermous thing efur happened to me yesterday!!
I was sleeping on our meezer couch, hafing nice dreams about being on broadway and singing, and suddenly I opened my eyes and there was a plate of HAM in front of me on the couch. I blinked a couple of times to make shur it was real and IT WAS! We haf a HAM FAIRY in our house!!!!

46 comments:

Renee said...

wow! The bestest thing that I ever got when I was sleeping was a stuffed animal. I think your fairy is better.

DK & The Fluffies said...

I'm going to go dream about the Lobster Fairy!

Henry Helton said...

There is a ham fairy! Really! I'm going to sleep right now.

Gemini said...

Oh how do we get the ham fairy to come visit us?

michico*Adan said...

Wowww..... Ham Fairy~!!!!
When will she visit me???

Parker said...

A HAM! fairy? How do you get one of those??????

The Devil Dog said...

I certainly hope you pounced on it and ate it right up! There is a fairy at our house, it's called "the fairy who leaves the food unguarded" and I am the "dog who stole it" hee hee hee

Roxy

DEBRA said...

Miles

I half discovered ham. I LOVE it! Last night Mom wuz givin ham treats out to all of us and I madda sure I got my bites furst. I was a ham guzzler.Oh I hope Sammys doesn't fink I am BIG eater! Well, er for ham I am! :-)

****wavin paws****
Have sum more ham filled dreams Miles!
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

****blowin kisses****
Bye to my sweet handsome brillant floofy cocoa puffs.

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your devoted ham lovin tiny princess
~Abby

Honey P. Sunshine said...

i need a bacon fairy

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Wait....you mean....the ham fairy is REAL? How do you summon her? Do you have to leave a poo or something?

Latte

The Furry Kids said...

Do you think there's a steak fairy, too?

Titus

The Tower Hill Mob said...

A Ham Fairy? I don't think we have one of those. I got ham yesterday, though, so I'm happy.
My beans is eating lots of sammiches in front of the TV while the World Serious is on...

Judy said...

I am dwoolin all ofer da place just finking about it

Forty Paws said...

Oh My Dawg! You didn't smell it before it arrived????? Wowweeeee!

Luf, Us

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

We have seen and talked with lots of fairies, but never have met a Ham Fairy. I think you better find her and trap her, she is baluable.

Hi to our furry bestest furriends.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

There is a ham fairy?! Do you think there is a chicken fairy too? We loves chicken!!

Saikou - Siamese and Oriental Cats and Kittens said...

Wow - I never knew there was a Ham Fairy! Maybe you could have a work in her ear and ask her to visit my house?

WW said...

A ham fairy??? Did you get a glimpse of it?

Skittles, The Huntress

http://kaboodlecats.blogspot.com

The Cat Realm said...

You lucky guy!!! A ham fairy - hat is so great! I will purr for a beef fairy now!!!!

Scout said...

Omigosh!!! I mean I heard the rumors but never, NEVER did I dare to dream the ham fairy was real!!!

Mommy? Please make sure to leave the ham fairy a quarter!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we DO believe in fairies, we DO believe in fairies...

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Woweee! This is the best news we have heard in a long time!

Junior said...

WOO HOO!!! A ham fairy!! That is great!!

Fat Eric said...

WOW! That is amazing! I will have to do some research into how to get the ham fairy to come to my house.

Oh yes, and my mum wants to know if she has a friend who is a house-cleaning fairy?

Hot(M)BC said...

WOW! That's sooper, Miles!!! I hope the HAM Fairy bisits yoo lots!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Caesar and Princess said...

Ohhhhhhh
the ham fairy is reel. that is sooo good news.
I hope the ham fairy comes here soooooooon


puuuuurrrrrrrr
happy Week-end to you, Miles and Sammy

HRH Yao-Lin said...

oh you lucky lucky cat!!! x

LHK said...

I nefer hadded ham. Is it like temptations?
---Beezer
who thinks a temptations fairy would be a good idea.

Daisy said...

You dreamed it, and it appeared!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Wow you are so lucky to have a ham fairy. Mmmmmm, ham. Trixie was just introduced to ham last week and she like it so much she nipped mom's finger a couple of times. I think the girl is hooked.

Your pal,
Bounce

The Crew said...

Miles, that's the most amazing thing I ever heard. I've never woken up and found a plate of ANYTHING in front of me, much less a plate of ham!

Max S

Tybalt said...

Wow, Miles! If you see her, can you send her my way? I would love to have the Ham Fairy visit me! I might even share with the Terrible Twins.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oooo, we are all going to sleep now in da hopes dat fairies show up with plates of ham. and chick-hen. and maybe some tem-tay-shuns...were yoo dreaming yoo were singing da lead in Pirates Wifout Pants?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Whaddya hafta put under your pillow for the HAM fairy to visit you?
DMM

meep said...

I got just one werd for ya, Miles ... SCORE!!!
Twizz the Meezer

Queen Snickers said...

Send the ham fairy this way!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Hmmm! Lucky you. Our blog got the SPAM fairy. We haven't had spam in months, and then ALL those comments arrived just today. When I find the spammer, I'm going to growl and hiss and teach him not to mess with the Attack Tabby.

In fact, that "Adam" commenting above me looks like a spammer. Oh, Adam, I have something to tell you...

Fab five said...

Okay. Dat iz it! You haz a ham fairy & I haz a momee dat goez away! I yam packin' my own suitcase ting & I yam comin' over to help you meezerz eat dat pig!

-Dr Tweety

Max said...

Whoa....that's, like, as good as SANTA!

Jimmy Joe said...

Wow, a Ham Fairy! I've heard about that, but I thought it was just in fairy tales. You are livin' the dream, buddy.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

TT said...

Hams? wow! Perhaps she feels bads for gettings the i pods?

Rascal said...

Hmmm. Can I come live with you?

Ramses said...

Gosh! How did you get a Ham Fairy?! We have a Cooking Fairy here some times, but we'z never had a Ham one... I wonder if there's a Gravy Fairy?! :)

The Furry Fighter said...

oh boy oh boy a Ham Fairy sounds well cool - I need one to live here with me!

how are the growths from your mum's ears doing? are they still making her screech? she may need to go the doctor you know...this sounds serious! x

Mickey said...

Tell that fairy to visit this house!!

Lux said...

Wow, Miles - that's so great!

How is Sammy doing?

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