Friday, November 30, 2007

Alrighty then

MILES

So, there's this show on the talking pikshur box about being smarter than some little kid. Mommy was watching last night and all I haf to say about it is this:

Mommy couldn't even get a FERST GRADE grammer queschun right? Oh, and to that guy from the PKA fraternity - the sun rises in the NORTH? Seriously dude, you're in kollig? Really, maybe I should take the test to get into kollig. I mean, I SAT around the house yesterday. I could soooo pass that test.

Ok, so then after that there was some show on about songs. This is the WRONG show for our mommy to watch. Wanna know why? 'cause she just always makes up her own werds. BUT, the one song was to some TV show called Green Acres. OH BROTHER, why did they haf to play that song? She sang that stoopid song for HOURS. (mom's note: about 5 minutes). I do haf one thing to say about that show though, from what i've heard, all of those contestants sing werse than mommy. And she sings like a screaming cow.

45 comments:

MoMo said...

Hahaha! Oops, sorry I laughed. What I mean to say is that you should be nice to your mommy and not call her a screaming cow when she sings.

*Snigger, snigger*.
**Slap**.
*Wail*.

Help! SS is beating me up for being rude!

Mickey said...

Screaming cow!!! Sounds like a terrible disease,I have never heard of a screaming cow.
Now the sun!! We kitties are very good at tracking the path of the sun as the earth rotates.Stoopid big kids ;)
Purrs

Renee said...

We watched that song show too. (we normally watch 5th grader too, but missed it tonight)
Sometimes the "logic" those folks use on that show...hummm makes me wonder.
My Mom & I were doing pretty good on that Lyrics show. For Soul Man Mom got me on the right track for what the real lyrics were (cuz I got thrown off by that crazy contestant's answer) but I had the right words after that.
I really like The Singing Bee, but DH won't let me watch it cuz I won't stop singing along. humph!

michico*Adan said...

Wowwww Oah My....
What will that song could be@!

Ramses said...

Your mommy sings like a "screaming cow"?! In that case can I'z borrow her to go torture that horrid vet man! ;)

Parker said...

Well thanks a lot you guys, now Mommy is singing that stoooopid song! Moooooooommmmm! Stop it!!!

DEBRA said...

Oh goodness Miles why is my Momma singing like a stoopid cow now?


***wavin paws***
Have a grate weekend Miles!
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet handsome super sexy floofy cocoa puffs!

***blowing kisses****
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring baby muffin
~Abby

The Furry Kids said...

At least she wasn't singing the Star Spangled Banner. Talk about a screaming cow. We're gonna send you some ear plugs. No one should have to put up with that.

EG

Judy said...

Yor poor mummy. She cant help it if she sings lyke a scremin cow. I haf nefer herd a scremin cow but it sownds paynful. I dont mind my mummy singing but I rwun wen she gets out her 'harmoniker'

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

silly silly mommie! miles you shud go on dat show alright! you culd win some green papers!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

We started watching that 5th grader show thing but Meowmy went to the gym. She said the frat boy looked like he was going to poo his pants when his frat brothers showed up!

Latte

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Our Mom likes the Green Acres song too and she dances around the house while she sings it. Too bad your Mom sings like a screaming cow. Our Mom sings okay just LOUD!

Hot(M)BC said...

I's here Miles! *looks round* Um, is yore Mommy still singin like a screemin cow? Yoo wanna come to my howse instead? Or we could telerport ofur to um maybe Patches howse? Anyways, long as I can hand out wif yoo, I's happy.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Our mom sings little bits of made up songs to us all day long. Really, we worry about her sanity some days.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Mum and Dad watch that 5th grader show, too. So far, they are both smarter than 5th graders, but that's nothing to brag about, if you think about it...
Mum sings to us all day, too. We kinda like it!
P.S. Lydia watches TV!

Dragonheart said...

Hmm, I'm not familiar with those shows. My humans mostly watch stuff on Discovery, National Geographic, or the History Channel, except for the Star Treks, Stargates, Smallville and Battlestar Galactica.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Now I understand your comment about the screaming cow... I should never allow my human to be sick and avoid sitting at the computer even for an hour. I get out of the loop.

The Furry Fighter said...

a screaming cow? how HORRIFIC! i expect that you have let her know exactly how you feel and will enforce your mEezer wishes for her to shut up singing! ;)

ps - my meowmie said she made a small donation via paypal, she said sorry it can't be more but my ongoing vet bills and ongoing vet debt means she has little money right now, she does however really wish your furtunes improve and some jobs come your way.

keep positive - your friend Stormie xxx

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

hehe now the song is stuck in my momma's head! haha ~Queen Snickers

Daisy said...

OH NO! Now I cannot get the Green Acres song out of my head, either.

...New York is where I'd rather stay
... I get allergic smelling hay
...Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue!

Tybalt said...

Screaming Cow?
That made me laugh so hard, Miles!

Now mommy is singing that song . . . oh, no!

Green Acres is the place to be!
FAAAAAARM livin' is the life for me!

Oh, dear.

Scout said...

Screaming cow?! Mommy about snorted her iced coffee out her nose (not a pretty sight).

Purrs,
Scout

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

ha! efurrybuddy noes the sun rises on the big bed an sets on the patio wif the slidy glass door!
Cocoa

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

*wiping tears from eyes and laughing* that is so funny. mommy sayz she can't remember that stuff from 1st grade cause she has all the other stuff like groceries and cleaning and work to remember. I think she is making excuses.

I would like to leave you with this ballad "Don't go round tonight, it's bound to take your life....there's a bathroom on the right" ha ha ha

Eric and Flynn said...

We don't know about either of those shows, but we don't fink we want to hear a screaming cow.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh man!!! da momee here saw da same stoopid ting. Dat dumb big bean tinks dat da camelz has humos full o' water bowlz!!!! & he suppozedly came from hiz parent-beanz & dey waz atroo-naughty-culled engynearz???????

Green acherz? Would some aspirin help dat????

PS: Tank you fur your purrz fur Auntie Stinkie...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mom started laffing den sed "holy crap" cuz she liffed on a dairy farm when she was a kid bean and screamin' cows are AWEFUL! Den she started singing about farm living being da life fur her...oh, and effuryone here knows da sun rises on Speedy's butt and sets on Sadie's ears, how dumb can dey be.

Jan said...

She sang Green Acres like a screaming cow for hours? You mean MOOOOOOOOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOO? Well, you deserve a medal for enduring that!

Jan's Funny Farm residents

Kimo & Sabi said...

TV can be furry bad fer da human brain!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh boy. Now yoo gots owr mom singing da same song. She prolly sounds as screamin' as yur mom.

TT said...

Screaming cow? Is that a new disease? Omc's that is bad. Quick get your mommys to the v-e-t!

Chancy said...

Green Acres...goofy show, now my Mom can't get that song out of her head or mouth. Mom said she wished she could sing as well as screamin' cow...

Forty Paws said...

Wow. We hopez dat da screemin cow taint like da mad cow. Paw kaint gif bloods no more cuz heze frum da YooKay an Mericky dunt wunt blood frum YooKay peeple cuz ov mad cow. Mebbe screemin cow leeds to mad cow?

Maw sez she had to pill sum poodins like yur Ralphie at da V-E-T wer she uzed ta werk. She'd walk away an dey wood spit da pill owt in da cage. So den she'd start ofer.

Luf, Us

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, you guys, I'm sorry you have to listen to your momma's screaming cow noises. My momma has a big opera voice and she never checks to see if I'm napping or not before she starts singing. It is really rude.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Lux said...

I'd have to say the same thing about my mom - and she always tries to make up songs to sing to me! :)

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, no ... Not reality television. Yuck. Mom attempted to watch that fifth grader show, but then she remembered that she didn't even like fifth graders very much ... An' the singing shows?!? Oh, yucky. Those people cannot carry a tune with a basket an' both hands.

DMM

Pee Sss: What does a screaming cow sound like? Are the MOOOOOSICAL?

Sassy Cat said...

Hey if your mom know the words to Green Acrea I bet she is the same age as the mom of this house, I agree with ya that sometimes the wired songs just pop out of their mouths. Oh the poor ears, Make them stop. Oh hey you two I almost forgot,I'm givin ya the day off, ya have been working so hard on the set of CCSI II just relax today and have some fun.

Mickey said...

Good Morning guys!!!
How is life ? Is yer Mom still singing?
Give her a big hug OK?
Purrs

The Devil Dog said...

Be nice to your mom. I bet she sings better than my dad.

Roxy

Pixel said...

Hey guys. Can you or your mommy email me at pixelthekitty at gmail dot com ? I wanna do a auction for you guys and have a question thanks :)

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Mrs. Sniffles said...

Boy oh boy, Miles! Sounds like you guys have had quite a weekend! If it makes you feel any better, Bunny Mommy won't stop reminding us (in song) that Santa Claus is coming to town.

P.S. Thanks for the purthday wishes!!!

Skeeter And LC said...

We dint "get it", but The Big Thing mentioned some awful show called "The Newlywed Game". He mentioned one question asked of the wifes: "Here, the sun rises in the East. What direction does the sun rise where YOU live? He says 3 of 4 of them got it wrong.

Beins is sooo silly. The sun rises ofer the flowerbed fence efry day!

Henry Helton said...

My Lady sings like a screaming cow too!

Hot(M)BC said...

Yall come over any time to help wha...whatch the aliens in these black boxes. I'll be up all night keeping an eye on them.
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

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