So, yesterday was turkey day. Mommy offered me some turkey, but I was not shur about it, so I didn't eat it. Miles scarfed his down That's prolly 'cause he threw up twice yesterday. Once when Mommy waked up and then again when they gotted home from thanksgiving dinner. I might thaf liked the broccoli that I heard they had for dinner, but did she bring ME any? NOOOOOOOOO. She hates me or somefing.
Meezer Mom: Sammy, broccoli is, how shall i put this nicely, a gaseous food.
Mom, I won't poot. I'm not like Miles.
Meezer Mom: Sammy, since you sleep with your booty right near my face most nights, i'm not willing to take that chance. Besides, there's a bucket with some wilted beet greens and broccoli leaves in the hall.
I know Mommy, but it would haf been nice of you to bring ME somefing speshul for Thanksgiving.
Oh Sammy, my sweetie little meezer man, come here and get some belly skritches.
Nope, sorry Mommy, that's not....................um.........stop........... purr............stop...............purrrrrrrrrrrrr..........really mommy i'm mad at you.........purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssss.....can I haf a hamstring rub now?
oh, don't call me a sweetie little meezer man in public. it's 'barassing! I'm a manly mancat.
Of course you are my sweetie manly little meezer mancat.
MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM. ::sigh:: she's hopeless.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
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