Friday, November 23, 2007

Friday conversashun with Mommy

SAMMY

So, yesterday was turkey day. Mommy offered me some turkey, but I was not shur about it, so I didn't eat it. Miles scarfed his down That's prolly 'cause he threw up twice yesterday. Once when Mommy waked up and then again when they gotted home from thanksgiving dinner. I might thaf liked the broccoli that I heard they had for dinner, but did she bring ME any? NOOOOOOOOO. She hates me or somefing.

Meezer Mom: Sammy, broccoli is, how shall i put this nicely, a gaseous food.

Mom, I won't poot. I'm not like Miles.

Meezer Mom: Sammy, since you sleep with your booty right near my face most nights, i'm not willing to take that chance. Besides, there's a bucket with some wilted beet greens and broccoli leaves in the hall.

I know Mommy, but it would haf been nice of you to bring ME somefing speshul for Thanksgiving.

Oh Sammy, my sweetie little meezer man, come here and get some belly skritches.

Nope, sorry Mommy, that's not....................um.........stop........... purr............stop...............purrrrrrrrrrrrr..........really mommy i'm mad at you.........purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssss.....can I haf a hamstring rub now?
oh, don't call me a sweetie little meezer man in public. it's 'barassing! I'm a manly mancat.

Of course you are my sweetie manly little meezer mancat.

MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM. ::sigh:: she's hopeless.

36 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh sammy, it's okay honey...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hee, hee! Meezer Mom loves Sammy! You shoulda come here wif Miles fur hamm. Miles was so good, my beans didn't efun notice him unner the table cloth wif me. It's a grate tent an purrfect for hidin while gettin delish hamm. So glad you came!
Sammy, broccoli is one of those "Not for Kitty" fings that I believe. I fink dat's bun food. Purrs!

Renee said...

see you got better than food for Thanksgiving...you got skritches...just what you like. Your mommy loves you better...miles just got fattening old food.

Tiger Lily said...

Happy Thanksgiving Miles and Sammy!

Thank you for the kind comments you left for Ruckus and my Daddy. They really encouraged us! Ruckus is all OK again and my Daddy is feeling a lot better.

Asta said...

Miles and Sammy
I hope you had a vewy Happy Thanksgiving..Sammy I think youw Mommi loves you vewy much! and what's mow, I think you know it! I hope Miles kept his tuwkey down
smoochie kisses
Asta

Gemini said...

Oh I think she gots you lots of treats. I can't believe you didn't get broccoli though. A course I don't like broccoli but it's what you like that counts.

Katnippia said...

Happy Thanksgiving Miles, Sammy and family! Sorry youz didn't get any broccoli...but my meowmzie agrees with yourz.
Purss...Siamia

Skeeter And LC said...

Yeah, SCRITCHES will do that... ;)

Karen Jo said...

You would rather have broccoli than turkey? Not me. I'll switch with you any day. I do understand your Mom's point, though. I'm glad you got such nice scritches.

Ramses said...

Oh yes Mom scritches are the bestest! :)

Parker said...

Awwwwwww, I hate that when that happens.....awwwww, no I don't!

DEBRA said...

Sammy

I fink scritches are always better dan brock-O-lee!

***wavin paws***
Bye Miles!
Boo,Ping, Jinx and Gracie
***blowin kisses***
Bye to my sweetie manly little meezer man *wink wink*

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little tuxie angel gurl
~Abby

The Devil Dog said...

I love broccoli! And if it makes me gassy, who cares! I don't smell it. Much. As for moms, they're like that. Nothing much you can do about it.

Roxy

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Even if you poot, she still loves you!

Dragonheart said...

Scritches are the best! Much better than broccoli! :)

Jan said...

And you love every minute of it!

But she could have brought you some broccoli. She could have just slept at the foot of your bed - for one night!

Jan's Funny Farm

Hot(M)BC said...

Hehehe Sammy. All mommies are hopeless. It's a mommy fing. And Dragonheart is rite. Scritches are lots better than brokoli.

Purrrrrrrrrs and lotsanosekissies to my boyfriendcat Miles!

Sanjee and the gang

Daisy said...

Moms always know just how to embarrass us!

Artsy Catsy said...

Happy Day-After-Thanksgiving, Sammy & Miles! You lucky kitties -- I've been trying to get skritches all day, but my human artist just keeps racing around from one thing to another. Humans!!

Rocky

Rascal said...

For the record, raw turkey is better than cooked. And broccoli is bunny food. Not fit for Cats.

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Man cats need scritches also.

Derby said...

Just give into the scritches and purr.

Mickey said...

Don't worry about it Sammy! We all know how Moms are,heehee
They always coo and cuddle and say really silly,mushy things to us.
(Ain't it great?!!!!) Hahahaha!!

Purrs :)

Chancy said...

Thank you so much for the wonderful greeting...it's so nice to meet you. I will put you in my Kittie Blog.

Eric and Flynn said...

Awww Sammy, yer mum's right yoo are a sweetie, but don't worry, we know yer still a mancat too

PB & J said...

My mom agrees with your mom Sammy - but I bet she made up with another less "gassy" treat! Happy Thanksgiving!

Forty Paws said...

You didn't eat your TURKEY? WHY???

Luf, Us

THE ZOO said...

ahhh. we hadded chickhen & hammm for fanksgiving.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dey is all hopeless, dem mom beans is just so silly...but skritches and lovins is good anyway.

michico*Adan said...

I think that's ok, Sammy~!
Your bean will always love you~!

Lux said...

Sammy, we've got to have a talk about turkey and broccoli. ;-)

It sounds like your mommy gives good belly scritches!

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

So how did you like my turkey tamales today?
Purrrrs Miss Peachy

Hot(M)BC said...

Hey Sammy,
Boni and Mini and Gree and Sanjee say I stink today. Just because I have a little singed fur doesn't mean I stink. Sheesh. I feel like wha... errrrr whatching some aliens. Yeah. Got anything to wha... whatch over there?
Purrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

moshix2 said...

hi thiz iz Goma. u r good kitty i do not like Broccoliz or turkey bird. Happy thnkzgiving!

TT said...

hehe Beans sure are silly!

caspersmom said...

My Mom loved reading your conversation with your Mom Sammy I also don't like her calling me hmmm her sweet baby boy in public either cause I am a ManCat too. Mom's you can't live with them and you can't live without them. Sammy, guess we just have to put up with them.

Casper

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS