Thursday, November 29, 2007

I've been ACCUSED?

SAMMY

Dear Mother:
By saying to someone on the phone "somemeezer named Sammy must have whapped my full glass of water onto the couch while I was in the kitchen" you DO mean that an alien came into the house and threw water on your seat on the couch.


RIGHT?

You would NEVER accuse ME of something like that.

RIGHT?

33 comments:

Renee said...

k I'm confused.

Henry Helton said...

Glasses are made to be knocked over, aren't they?

Gemini said...

You would never do that would you. And Cheysuli doesn't have any mob connections. Really.

Mickey said...

Yes it was an alien!! Just ask Kavan!!! Tara says he sees them all the time!

Purrs

michico*Adan said...

I think it should be the Alien~!

The Fluffy Tribe said...

we fink that those aliens are bad news for you Sammy ~the Fluffy Tribe

Chairman Mao said...

YEAH! It musta been an alien. We got 'em here, too. When the aliens are inna kitchen doin somethin naughty and Momma hears and comes in and finds me up onna countur, I always give her my bestest "It wassn't ME" look! I dunno if she beleeves me, though...

Them aliens are real ornery, aren't they?

Kittyhugs and hugs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Aliens. Definitely aliens. The other day, aliens shredded the paper towels in the kitchen. Mom thought I did it, can you imagine?!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Ramses said...

Oh no you'd never had done such a thing... Not never no how!

Purrs,
Ramses

PS: Are you sure you can get Chey's mob connections to sort out the stupid stand in vet with no manners?! ;)

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Schmaybe da alien wuz firsty.

Parker said...

Aliens are a huge problem. I wonder if there is such a thing as anti-alien spray???

Eric and Flynn said...

Sammy we know yoo wouldn't do sumfing like that. Anyhows, if yer mum wuz in the kitchen she couldn't see what wuz happening wiv the bad aliens, so that's why she blamed yoo.

Sassy Cat said...

If it wasn't an alien it could be the things coming out of the puter that keeps messing things up for the mom of the house here.
Oh I almost forgot Prancer stop over today at my place cause my post for today is about the cast of the reindeer for CCSI II The Santa Cast, ya all are featured today.

me...Fat Eddy said...

dat kinda bee-hav-yor shuld not be tolrated frum yur peeps. Dey shud no better dan blame you fur fings da dog did (duz you haf a dog), if not yu shud get one 'cause dey comes in very handy fur blaming fings on. Except when da stuff fallz offa da dresser, den its always my brofer ed's fault.

Bye luv from Phinny the babee cat

TT said...

Glasses were made for whapping, thats just what we do, Glasses were made to be whapped and one day mom will know thats what we do!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

She OBVIOUSLY misspoke. She was thinking about how wonderful you are and the aliens whapping her water and just said it all wrong.

Latte

DEBRA said...

Sammy

I fink yur Momma meant to say sum alien came in and knocked her glass ofur, not yu. No way. I can vouch furrs yu, no way wood dat half been yu. Un un...no how wuz dat yu.

Maybe it wuz Miles?
*kitty snicker*
I still fink it wuz dem aliens.

***wavin paws***
Bye Miles...we're not blamin yu...
Boo,Ping,Jinx and Gracie

***blowin kisses***
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs!
Your adoring little angel kitty gurl
~Abby

The Furry Kids said...

Um, hello? Full glass + couch = an alien invasion, obviously

It's very wrong of her to blame you, Sammy. Clearly, you had nothing to do with it.

Miles, thanks for working the claw of doom last night. It really helped.

EG

Dragonheart said...

It was definitely an alien. You would never whap a glass of water.

Daisy said...

I think it must have been Someothermeezer Named Sammy that did it!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

How dare your Mommy blame you for something you obviously did not do?!

Tybalt said...

I'm sure she was talking about another Meezer named Sammy.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Da aliens name is Somemeezernamedsammy? Dat's a weerd name. We know it was and alien, din't yoor mom see dat moovee 'Signs'? Aliens hate water!

jenianddean said...

I don't think you would do a thing like that, would you???

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Samantha & Tigger said...

Of course it was aliens, cause Sammy you are too nice and cute to ever do something like that! We like you new look and you guys al3ways have the greatest stuff on your posts. The reindeer names are so cute.
Your FL furiends,

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

How can she be so sure it was you who who did it? Did she dust for paw prints or something????
Sheesh, it HAD to be an alium.

PB & J said...

Oh in our house it's "I don't know" or "Wasn't me" that does all the bad stuff - we kitties are purr-fect angels all the time!

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

I never knew it was aliens doing the stuff I get blamed for. I will have to remember that! ~Queen Snickers

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

(raises hand) i know i know!!!

the alien was named sammy!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Skeeter And LC said...

We think it was "the bad kitty nex door". He sneaks inna the cave sometimes and does weerd things. Especially, he poops outside the litter box or yaks on the floor. So far he hasn't whapped over any glasses of water but we'll keep our ears open for THAT trick!

Really, sometimes The Big Thing looks at the litterboxes in the morning and says there CANT be only two cats here. An he's RIGHT!

The Devil Dog said...

At least it was water and not, like coke or cranberry juice.

Roxy

Forty Paws said...

No way. Poodins NEFER do dat. Speshully Meezer Poodins.

Luf, Us

Angus said...

I've heard about those aliens, Sammy. One came into my house and knocked over a whole glass of Diet Coke on my mom's table and got a book all wet! I kept telling her about the alien, but she didn't believe me-and I told her the alien transmogrified into an Angus look-a-like! She didn't believe me.

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS