Monday, November 12, 2007

Meezer Monday


Regarding my head being unaccountably wet the other day. I was not in the sink (mommy says that I can't get my fat butt up that high, but I think that's just rude). I was not swimming in my water dish - it's too small for my whole head to fit in. I was not swimming in the human litterbox either. Sammy might do that, but not me. We really cannot figure out how I got wet. I STILL say there was a rain storm in the kit-chen.

Daddy camed home for the weekend. We hadded fun. He did not bring my foo-ton with him though. He is going back to his house today. I heard some talk that he may come back here to stay, if the jobbie situation is still really bad.

Mommy has a phone innerview at 9:30am that she is really freaked out about. She really really really wants this job, but it's a technical innerview for a consultant posishun diong something called PCI-DSS for 'puters. She is scairt to death because she nefur does well on technical innerviews - she is better talking face to face and showing someone what she can do. It's like an oral test and she is not good with oral tests. Please purray for her 'cause we really need this jobbie badly.
She also has another innerview (face to face) on Tuesday and ANOTHER innerview next Monday, so keep the purrayers coming that SOMEONE hires her.

-Yes, we need to run the Meezer 500 at 11:19 at night
-Yes, if the crunchy dish is empty, we haf efurry right to boob-walk at 3am
-WHY can't I jump on Sammy from the balcony when he is laying on the landing?
-YES, it did hert when I ran head ferst into the table next to the couch. I did it because it feels better when the pain stops.
-I like poking you in the butt with my claw - it's the CLAW OF DOOM


MoMo said...

I will keep my paws crossed for your mommy and purray for her. SS will be in the same boat soon. Eeeeeek!

topcatrules said...

Whoa! A Meezer 500 race. Can I be in it?

Tara said...

Kavan wants to jump on Dad lying on the couch from the balcony. For some reason, Dad does not want him to do that.

Paws crossed and lots of purrs for you Mommy!


Karen Jo said...

I am thinking good thoughts for your Mom and keeping all my digits crossed for her. I hope you had some fun with your Dad during his visit.

Dragonheart said...

I am purring hard for your mom and keeping her paws crossed. I hope she gets a good job!

Skeeter And LC said...

Best of luck to yer Mommy on the job thing. We hope she gets it.

Now, about that water business, Detective Skeeter and I have 2 theories. I favor the sueden rain in te kitchen idea, but Detective Skeeter (more experienced in this stuff) has concuded that "someone" aktually spilled water on you!

In fact, he is considerin writing 'The Case of the Wetted Kitty' to prove his contention.

That's IF you want him to pursue the matter, of course. Ya know, he might find out somethin embarrassin if he really digs into the facts... One never knows.

So, let us know if he should investigated it, OK?

Parker said...

We will keep all of our paws crossed that your Mommy gets the job she wants - even though it will be hard to get around with crossed paws!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

personally i fink the rains in the kitchen gotted you wet. you can get wet on a croose ship too. i tried not to get too wet.

smiles, auntie bee

Mickey said...

We will keep our paws crossed for yer Mom!!!!
Tillie is the one that likes to reach out and hook yer butt when you walk by.(Arrgh!!! little sisfurs!!!!!!!)
Miles.... yer nuts ;)

Titus said...

Good luck to your Mom! We're crossing all our paws that she gets the job she wants.

Hugs and purrs and purrayers to her,

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh your Mommy is so smart she's going to do great! Too bad she isn't an architect because Meowmy is hiring and that would be cool!


Tybalt said...

Good luck to your mommy on all of those interviews! My paws are crossed for her.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, we'z purring and purraying furry hard fur yoor mom's innervoo. We want her to get the job she wants (and needs). It's neffur rained in our kitchen when we were always happens when mom is der and only after she's yelled at us a couple times. Isn't dat strange...

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We are sending positive and lucky vibes out your way for your momma to get that job!
Yes you are right regarding the boobwalking.

Gemini said...

I am purring very hard that your Momma did well. Even though there are several hours left until 9:30 here, I know she already had that interview. I have figured out the time change thing.

Scout said...

Your Mommy is in our prayers!!

Regarding “claw of doom”…. Bwahahahaha!!


The Meowers from Missouri said...

we is purrin' furry hard for your mom to do well on her innerviews an' purrrayin' that the best one picks her as the bestest woman for the job! we can't imagine wanting a day-hunting job where you can't go take a nap when it's needed, but humans is weird that way . . . anyhoo, good luck to her!

Derby said...

Good luck and crossed paws for the Meezer mom on her interviews.

Queen Snickers said...

We are purring very hard for your mommy's interviews. We have had difficult jobbie situations around our house and we know how that can make everyone feel the stress!

Renee said...

I know your mommy is very computer smart and if those folks can't see it then they are just too dumb. I hope your mommy gets the bestest jobby so she can afford to keep you in the style that you're accustomed to.

Daisy said...

I am purring and purring for your mom! I think she will do great.

Miles, it was a little bit silly of you to run into the table just so it would feel better when the pain stopped. But it was an interesting experiment.

PB & J said...

The wet-head is still a mystery then. We'll keep out paws crossed for your mommy!

We agree that a 3am Boob-walk is always acceptably when our food dish is empty!

The Furry Fighter said...

i have crossed everything in order to help your meowmie with her telephone interview!

hehe - you Boob Walk too eh? hahaha it never fails to work does it :) xxx

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, I will keep my toes crossed for your momma. I gave Momma your message that your momma is in Ithaca next Monday, and you know what--Momma's gonna be gone!!! She said she's going to Phoenix for a conference. I am very upset. This is neglect and abandonment. But I hope your momma likes it here.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hope yer head feels better soon! Good luck to yer beans wif their job stuff!

Forty Paws said...

We sure hope your Mommy does well on the innervyooos. We will send pawsitif thoughts fur no freak-outs.

Maw duzn't like dat boob-walkin eefur.

If yur Daddy comes back to stay, will he bring da FOO-TON wid him?

Luf, Us

Caesar and Princess said...

We are sending super purrrrs to your mom. We hope she gets the best job and they pay her bags of green papers because of her brilliance.

and you two. Keep it down to a dull roar for your mommie :-D just until she gets the job.


Anonymous said...

I think your mommy can better call a plumber instead of insulting you! Somewhere in your house must be a leak, rain storms in the kitchen is not normal.:)

Of course we all go purring for your mom to get a job soon!!


TT said...

Good lucks to your mommys!

I likes your rules they are so truthfulls.

The Devil Dog said...

Good luck to your mom. My mom just went through the same thing with dad. It had been going on since June and July and he finally got a really good job and he is HAPPY. And since he is happy, mom is happy. And then we are happy.
good luck again.

Roxy, Lucky & Mom

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