Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

MILES

So, here's my rule for today: bad breaf is an awsome tool to get someone out of bed in the morning. So is a well placed stomp on the bladder.


Good morning Mommy!

43 comments:

Derby said...

What a wake up call!

FrecklesandDeb said...

Miles,
Those are great rules for waking people up! You are a genius!
Freckles

PB & J said...

Miles, we must share a brain! That's exactly how I like to wake Mommy up! If those two things don't work I go in for an eyebrow lick or nose nibble. I've also been known to do a "boob-walk" if I really don't get my way.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you shud rite a book about dis stuff cause y'll are grate at the rules...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Jimmy Joe said...

True. True. Word.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Gemini said...

I shall have to work on making my breathe worse...

Renee said...

Poor mommy. She might have to start brushing your teeth each night before bedtime.

Sassy Cat said...

Hey Prancer, looks like maybe you are prancing around on a bladder, ha, ha, ha, that will wake up a mom or dad quick!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Hmmm ... That rule sounds like one that ALL of us could use to our advantage.

I like your new format. Was it hard to make the three columns out of the formerly-two-column bloggie?

DMM

Jan said...

Miles, You must be the "one not so much" sweet, cuddly and calm at the top of the page. <(^,^)>

We love your wake-up call ideas, but Jan hates them. Heehee.

Jan's Funny Farm

Kavan said...

Oh yes, I am working on perfecting that rule!

Kavan

michico*Adan said...

Oah Man~! You are so right, how come I have never thought about that?

I only do that when I try to let michico back off XD~

Ramses said...

Oh I'z believes in the use of the toe bitey! Tigmut'hep is the king of the bladder stomp round here and Ramses likes sticking him butt in Dad's face if he doesn't get up when d'Mummy wants him too! ;)

Purrs,
Isis

Parker said...

Two of my best tricks!

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

Ah yes,
The old stomp on the bladder trick. I've used it time and again! It works like a charm!
Good work Miles!
Love--Mick

Caesar and Princess said...

yup, especially if you make a reeeeaalllly long big yawn.

The Furry Kids said...

heh heh

EG

DEBRA said...

Boo uses the stand on her chest and make love paws...and then on Daddy she goes right up to his ear and MEOWS loudly. When Boo wants breakfast she is persistent!

I on the other paw am the sweetest angel kitty. I sleep and sleep until Momma is ready to get up.

***wavin paws***
Great roolz Miles!
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

***blowin kisses***
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy meezerman

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little sassy angel gurl
~Abby

Scout said...

I do the bladder stomp and something Mommy calls the “ovary dance”. I have also found that instead of boob walking, if I beach myself on Mommy’s tummy it is effective to knead on her boobs. I can also reach from there to give her nose a smack if none of this is working to my advantage.

Purrs,
Scout

Dragonheart said...

That's a great rule, Miles. I'll have to remember that. :)

Tybalt said...

If that doesn't work, try biting her on the nose. I do that to my mommy lots.

Hot(M)BC said...

Heeeeeehehehe Yep, dat would werk, Miles!
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to the bestest boyfriendcat efur!
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Forty Paws said...

Hah Hah! Datz hilarious!

Luf, Us

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh goodie! You know what I tried last night? Forehead scratching. It worked well and now Meowmy has paw marks on her temple. Hehe.

Latte

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Mom doesn't call me Fish Bref for nothin'! THat works great!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Good rules. I use the stomp on the mom's bladder mostly.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We know da bladder stomp works really good but dat bad bref thing...we can us dat when she rolls on to her side to protect the front approach. Zippy just jumps rite in wif da bitey right off da bat...

Daisy said...

I am going to try and make my breath real bad and try out this rule!

TT said...

ha! That is so true, I will's has to try that one next time!

Mickey said...

Bwahahahaha !!!!! I love it!!!
Eating whitefish & toona stinky goodness gives me stinky breath I can share with Mom :) hahaha!!!
You da Man,Miles ;)
Purrs

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

My for sure way is to nip at momma's diamond stud earrings she forgets to take out every night, that gets her up in a hurry! She is afraid I will eat one on accident. hehe ~Queen Snickers

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

those things werks good. Midnight an the kittens try ta do them ta the Lady cuz they want her up fur feedin' time but i want her ta stay asleep cuz i sleep wif her an she's furry warm an cuddly so then when Midnight an the kittens come ta wake her up i gotta hiss at 'em an sumtimes put the bitey on 'em too cuz that werks fur chasin' 'em off but then all that hissin' an bitin' wakes her up anyway. bummer.
Cocoa

Junior said...

Meowm often comments about my breath.....waht she doesn't seem to realize is that hers smells just as bad to me!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Bladder stomps are awesome! We excel at this. Sometimes we double team - one bladder stomps and the other gives "breath of death." Works everytime!

The Devil Dog said...

That is very very funny. I know it works, only on dad, stomping a little lower definitely does the trick.

Roxy

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Da bladder stomp iz da only reazona-bull ting to do. Da girlz in da housee do dis & it iz a furry effective method. Sometimez if Delilah doez not eat enough Greeniez, she haz da fishy breath. Dis iz furry strong & gets da beanz to hoppin'!

-Dr Tweety

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Throwing up under the bed works pretty well also.

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i'll be praying for you too.
carri ann

Skeeter And LC said...

Hey Sammy an Miles, do you have a Petsmart or a Petco near you? We're, um, "jus curious"... Let us know please.

Skeeter and LC

Chancy said...

Oh yeh...I didn't know those little tricks. Guess how I will get my people out of bed tomorrow?
Thank you...thank you!!!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmm...we has never used da breaf tool before.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

heehee ~the Fluffy Tribe

Eric and Flynn said...

yep speshully if it's fishy breffs stinky goodness. Bladder bouncing is a fun game too furrst fing in the morning.

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