Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Breaking Noos

MILES

I think I need an alibi for this past weekend.


$5,000 offered to end meat thief's Christmas cheer
The owners of a Sydney meat warehouse are offering a $5,000 reward to help track down 16 tonnes of stolen Christmas ham and bacon.
Police believe the meat was stolen from Zammit Ham and Bacon at Pendle Hill, in Sydney's north-west, sometime between 3:30pm (AEDT) on Saturday and 5:00am on Sunday.
The owner, Anthony Zammit, discovered the theft when he arrived at work early on Sunday morning.
His shock turned to anger when he read the message left by the thieves: 'Thanks... Merry Christmas.'


I wonder if I can borrow Chey's publicist for an official statement.
::BUUURRRPPP:: - 'scuse me.

41 comments:

Tiger Lily said...

Hi Miles! Cat burgler steals ham -- sounds like speciesism to me.

Mom and my Daddy were both born in Syracuse. At least Mom goes back to visit family each year but they are very glad not to have to deal with that snow any more.

Chairman Mao said...

Ham? Yummy! hehehe

Kittyhugs and purrs to ya, buddies!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

ooooh miles did you nab the ham?

Henry Helton said...

Miles Meezer! You are a naughty boy! You ate all that ham didn't you. Is it all gone?

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

miles honey you were on the croose, remember? we can all vouch for you!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Psst... Miles, I'm sure they can spin this to your best advantage. I mean, they have helped some guys from Jersey in the Sanitation business look good too, so I am CERTAIN they can help you...

I'll send them your card.

Hot(M)BC said...

Yoo were wif me!!! On the croose a'course. ::nods nods nods:: Yep. Fur sure.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Renee said...

Wow Miles! I'm sure you would have LOVED to do that, but I don't think even you could have teleported that much ham home...even if you packed it all in your belly.

Lux said...

Miles! You *didn't!

Did you? :)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo couldn't have teleported dat much ham! And if yoo ate it yoo would haf asploded...nope, ders no way yoo coulda done dis. At least not wifout lots of help...buuuurrrrp, scuse me.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo couldn't have teleported dat much ham! And if yoo ate it yoo would haf asploded...nope, ders no way yoo coulda done dis. At least not wifout lots of help...buuuurrrrp, scuse me.

michico*Adan said...

Dearest Miles,

Oah that is lot of ham~!!!! Are you sure you gonna order that much~! Maybe after you finished them order, you can keep eating the most fresh ham`!!!!


Purr, and kiss
Adan

Dragonheart said...

Wow, someone stole a lot of meat! Sounds delicious!

Maggy & Zoey said...

Ssshhh, we won't tell!

Parker said...

Uh Oh! Lay low dude!

DEBRA said...

Miles

I saw yu wif Sanjee...me and Sammy wuz on dee crooze wif yu too...umm Miles when is da ham partee?

**wavin paws***
Dreamin of big piece of ham
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

***blowin kisses***
Bye to my sweet handsome sexy floofy cocoa puffs!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel muffin
~Abby

Mickey said...

Miles,I don't believe it was you.
However ,we need to find whoever took ALL that ham!! That will be a tastey find :)
Right?

Scout said...

Do you have any left to share with a fellow Meezer who loves hammy? I won’t tell where I gots it from…. Tee Hee!

Purrs,
Scout

The Furry Kids said...

You were at our house, right? We, um, saw you there. You were, um, helping us set up our tent. Right?

Titus

Black Cat said...

Ooops! Bad kitty...:) xxx

Black Cat said...

P.S. Awesome secret paws prezzies:)

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

All I know is I was playing tent wars with you all day long that day!

Latte

Tyler said...

16 tonnes sounds like a very lot. I hope you didn't get a tummy ache. Next time if you need some help eating such a large amount just call out to your friends on the blogosphere and we'll come running to help you.

TT said...

Oh quick, brush yer teeths and lay quiet for awhile.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

We are absolutely sure that you had nothing to do with it and would be willing to testify to it in court - we are pirates, we would never lie, right?!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We'll stick up for you Miles!

Tybalt said...

I know it wasn't you, cuz you were over at my place playing thundering herd of elephants . . . right?
*washes ham smell off paws*

DEBRA said...

Oh Sammy
I will wait furr yu so we can go together ofur to Miss Peach tea party...

*battin eyelashes*
Purrrrrrrrrssssssssss
Your adoring little snowangel
~Abby

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Wow that is a lot of ham. Mmmm, ham. We are sure you will not be blamed Miles.

Christine and FAZ said...

I hope, whoever stole all the ham and bacon, doesn't eat it all at once. FAZ

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Wow thats a lot of meat. You could sure throw one heck of a kitty party with that!

Junior said...

Didn't you teleport over to visit me that day?

Daisy said...

I think 16 tons might be a lot of ham. But I am not sure. Weights and measurements are hard.

Tesla said...

if there is any meats lefts... i would like to have a nibbles? pweaaaase?

Thanks for welcoming me into the cat blogosphere!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

c'mon...you kin tell us...where'd ya stash it?

hey - didja read the ham song over at Taylor Catsssss? it's furry great!

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

KC said...
O, Meezers, tha furrst fing mine Mommie ML said when she's read that noos was, it had to be Sammy & Miles.
hee hee.
Purrs, KC

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Oh you didn't do it, they are just using you as a scapegoat. Seriously, it's just ridiculous. Why do people always feel the need to blame YOU!!! Ridiculous! x

Fat Eric said...

Ham party! Yay!

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

ha ha ha ha! ~Empress

The Devil Dog said...

Hi there! I don't think it was you. 16 tonnes is a lot of meat. Where would you have put it? You couldn't have eaten it all? Could you?

Roxy

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Sniff, sniff. We smell ham. Hmmmm. Couldn't be.

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