So, Mommy was fixing a friend's 'puter yesterday, and it had a mouse attached to it (we haf a laptop and mommy doesn't use a mouse, just the touchpad), and it hadded this red light in it that keeped blinking and blinking and blinking, and, well, I HAD to whap it. It was blinking at me! i mean, really, I HAD TO WHAP IT. Every time she taked her hand off it, I jumped up on the table and WHAPPED it hard. One time if flied off the table and smacked into the cabinet on the other side of the room. It was really funny. Mommy says I didn't kill it too bad and that it still werked when she returned the 'puter.
Oh, and I haf a new whapping technique. When I'm on my dining room table and mommy scritches my tummy, I wiggle myself over to somefing and whap it over wif my head. I get scritches and whap at the same time!