Thursday, December 20, 2007

My Plan has been foiled

MILES

Crappity. Crap. Crap. Crap. I heard mommy talking on the phone today and she is on to my master plan to become All Supreme Commander of our house. Here's what's going on:

You all know that lately I have been doing a LOT of hollering. I holler when I'm upstairs and Mommy is downstairs. I holler when I am in the kit-chen and mommy is in the living room. I holler when she is upstairs and I am downstairs.

Now, when I holler, she usually hollers back "Miles, what do you want?" and then I holler louder. She will keep hollering back, and then I really turn it on - I start the moaning holler - you all know that one - meeeeeeeooooooowwwwww-rrrrrrr-ooooooooo. Then she freaks out and comes to find me. Well, I have been reducing the time between the normal hollers and the moaning hollers, and SHE STILL COMES RUNNING.

WELL, she figured it all out today. I have been training her to come when I call. Just like when she hollers "MILES!! POOSIE!! WHERE ARE YOU?" and I come booking down the stairs thinking i'm gonna get tem-tay-shuns. She has figured out the cat language and comes running when I holler "MOOOOOOMMMMMM come here!"

She's a smart human. I think I need to trade her in for a dumber model.

33 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. That's amazing. Some humans are really too smart for their own good Miles.

muffinmidi said...

Humans are easy to train. Your prize package is sitting here waiting to be mailed. Istare at it, then atMommy. I think she's finally getting the message.

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe!!! I'm crackin up ofur here. You're doin a great job trainin yur human, Miles! We Ballicai have done a purretty good job of trainin our beans, too... my momma always comes runnin when I holler

MAOMAOMAOMAOMAOMAOMAO...
MAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!

Gets her efurry time!!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMaoMaoMaoMaoMAAAOOOO!

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

KC said...
hee hee hee... i's lerning from u's, taking notes, efurryfing.
Purrs, KC

pee ess: that's a beautiful cat from DMM FA... check mine out at my bloggie!

Renee said...

Lilly has been training my mom to give her lots of skritches and treat her like a baby. meanwhile I'm the very mean mommy who tells Lilly to get her stinky breath mouth out of my face.
I think that Lilly is gonna have SEVERE Nana withdrawl this weekend when my mom goes to see my nephew.

Mickey said...

But if she is already trained....?
Unless you want to holler more ;)
Heehee,Miles,you make me smile.Mickey

Marilyn MonREOW said...

**GIGGLE**! Miles, you are an excellent human trainer! I tip my hat to you!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

DK & The Fluffies said...

I totally have DKM fooled. She is about as stoopid as they come.

jenianddean said...

Way to go on training your human. Huggy Bear does that same thing to mom and now she just tells him where she is so he can come to her. You're right some humans are smart!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

HRH Yao-Lin said...

wow- you are SOOO lucky to have a clever human! My human is completely stupid, seriously - we should swap - mine is so dumb I have put in almost 2 years of rigorous training and she still burns my steak!! Lucky lucky cat , good job with the training! x

HRH Yao-Lin said...

wow- you are SOOO lucky to have a clever human! My human is completely stupid, seriously - we should swap - mine is so dumb I have put in almost 2 years of rigorous training and she still burns my steak!! Lucky lucky cat , good job with the training! x

Parker said...

I'd keep her if I were you. The new models are hard to break in!

Daisy said...

I been trying and trying to train my Mommie. I think my Mommie might be a little bit dumb though because she never learns.

WW said...

Hahahahaha! Just keep hollering, she'll learn someday. You don't want a human that's too dumb....

Luv,

Skittles, The Huntress

Dragonheart said...

Miles, I think you've done an excellent job training your human. Trading her in probably isn't a good idea. New humans can be hard to train, and you might not get as good a model.

Samantha & Tigger said...

Miles you always make us smile :) No don't trade her in! She sounds like a keeper to us and training new ones is very hard. We want to wish you and your family a very blessed and Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!
Your FL furiends,

DEBRA said...

Miles

Yu half done an eggcellent job of training yur Mommie yu shood bee furry proud.

***wavin paws***
bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet sassy handsome floofy cocoa puffs
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little baby girl
~Abby

Monty Q. Kat said...

IgotmyboxIgotmyboxIgotmyboxIgotmyboxIgotmyboxIgotmyboxIgotmybox....

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Yeah, they seem to always figure that out. I have the exact same thing- I have to go when I'm called and I've been training Meowmy!!

Latte

Junior said...

You don't need to trade her in! I have faith in your abilities to outwit her again!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

You don't have to trade her Miles, just re-think you tactics and tweak them here & there to keep her on her toes.

Hot(M)BC said...

I dont fink Mommy would efur come just cuz I'm calling. Maybe yoo gotta teach me how to do it rite. Or maybe my Mommy is dumber and yoo wanna trade? heeeeeeeehehehe
purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

TT said...

Which kitty taught her the language? The trader! We're suppose to keeps the beans guessing. Perhaps you shoulds use a different accent?

Tybalt said...

Mommies can be clever. It makes them easier to train, though.

momsbusy said...

i finally gots my own mommees. i am nots gonna trade hers. maybe yu should try teachin her a new trick.

thanks fur coming by my blog and welcoming me to the cat blogosphere.

kintaro

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

humph, Momma never comes when I call. You are lucky, when I holler my momma just says, "what do you want now?" and then never comes to find out. Or she will say,"come here and tell me". I'd keep your model if you could teach her once you can teach her again. ~Queen Snickers

Caesar and Princess said...

just wait, it won't last.
just when you think about giving up and trading them in, they get all stoopid on you!

JB's Big World said...

Hi from JB's Big World!
--JB

Jan said...

Are you sure you want to trade her in? You just got her trained.

Jan's Funny Farm

Derby said...

Are you sure you would want to start over with a new human? If she goes, then your Dad goes and there goes the futon.

Parker said...

So...you gotabox? :)
That's good!
Love,
your sister in Hammy love

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Usually da werds - Beau Beau I got's da light - duz it for me.
If mom starts callin' us POOSIE - an we get's temtayshuns - we's is gonna finks dare is somefin goin on in da yoonaverse.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, ya don't want one's dat too dumb cuz she mite furget to feed yoo and stuff. Besides, yoo can figger out a new trick to drive her crazy!

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