Monday, December 24, 2007

The Night Before The Meezers Christmas

'Twas the night 'afore chrissymas
and all frough the house
the Meezers was running
and made mommy grouse

The stockings was hanged
by the tv wif care
in hopes that saint santy paws
soon would be here

The Meezers weren't settled or
snuggled in bed
but mommy hadded an ice pack
slapped on her head

when up on the stairs
there arose such a clatter
daddy sprang from his bed
to see what was the matter

the nightlight shone on the
white tiled floor
the Meezers were hiding
behind the litterbox room door

with a "QUIET" and a "STOP IT"
and "get out here on the double"
we knowed in a moment
we might be in deep trouble

"Now Miles, Now Sammy,
you both know the rules
HEY POOSIE - listen up
WHAPPY, you too
Get into the bedroom
get into the bed, settle down
now cover your head

As sad Meezers before the wild races run
when met with their scheming for a paw in mom's eye
they sneaked down the stairs
and in their tents they did lie

And then in a twinkling we heard on the roof
Santy Paws? VISHUS DEER? we might need some proof
We drew in our heads and conferred with each other
and then down the stairs came there came.....
THE MOTHER

She was dressed in all fleece from her head to her feet
and also old socks, her feet weren't so sweet
a huge glass of water she grasped in her hand
she looked quite a fright, for so early at night

Her eyes, how they squinted! her dimples, how funny!
her cheeks were all pale, her nose was all runny
her big funny mouth was drawn up in a bow
and she mumbled and grumbled and then stubbed her toe

the stick of a popsicle was stuck in her teeth, her hair stood straight up
circling her head like a wreath
she had a round face and a round little belly
kind of like a snowman, made out of jelly

she was wobbly and bobbly, and mumbling no sense
and we was laffin and laffin in the dark of the tents
but with a glare of her eye and a twist of her head
soon gave us to know - uh oh, we're dead

She spoke not a werd, but went straight to the sink
and filled up her glass, and took a long drink
and laying a finger aside of her nose
and giving a nod, up the stairs she rose

She jumped into bed, so we knew we were safe
we ran up the stairs and kissied her face
We heard her exclaim as she drifted to sleep
Merry Christmas my Meezers
NOW GO TO SLEEP.

Merry Christmas to all of our wonderful friends! We hope you all get just what you wish for!

37 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Meezer Christmas to you too! What a great poem! He He!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Pawesome! We were laffin an laffin!

Merry Meezer-y Christmas, my fellow comrades!

~Casey (and Donny and Marie)

Dragonheart and Merlin said...

Fabulous Christmas story! :) Merry Christmas to the two of you and your family! :)

Parker said...

HaHaHa! Merry Christmas to you too!
Smooches!

FrecklesandDeb said...

That wonderful poem made us smile. What a great way to start our Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays to you as well.

Sassy Cat said...

I like your story better than the original one, ha, ha,ha. Too funny.
Seasons Greetings to your and your family. I need all of you to stop by my place Christmas eve or Christmas day I have a little something for you. Thank you for being such a wonderful friends.

PrincessMia said...

Merry Christmas Meezers and your fam!

love and purrs,
Mia

The Tower Hill Mob said...

we are laffin' and laffin'!
eyes all squinty sounds like mum and dad!
merry christmas to our favorite meezers and beans!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

That has to be the best story I've ever read!!! I hope you get all you want my meezer friends!!

Latte

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

merry christmas you cute litter meezers!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

Daisy said...

What a great poem, you made me laugh! Happy Holidays!

DEBRA said...

A furry meowy chrissmousey to boff yu meezer boys (and to yur Mommie and Daddy too)! While Momma is out tonite maybes yu can teleport ofur and we can snuggle udder da chrissmousey lites Sammy....

***wavin paws***
Ho Ho Ho Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

***blowin Santa Paws kisses***
Bye to my sweet snuggley handsome floffy cocoa puffs
Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel gurl
~Abby

Derby said...

Wonderful poem! Merry Christmas to Sammy, Miles and your beans.

Omnibus Driver said...

Merry Christmas from the Divine Miss Marilyn and me to all of you in the Meezer household!

Caesar and Princess said...

Hahaha we loved this
Merry Christmas to our favorite meezer poosies

purrs and hugs,
Princess and Caesar

The Furry Kids said...

Hahahaha! That's a great poem!
Merry Christmas to all of you!

Love,
Titus, Tazo, & EG

Renee said...

You are so very talented! I was hoping for a round of "Hammy Smells" this year...I guess I'll have to look it up.

Tara said...

HAHAHAHA...we are rolling on the floor! Merry Christmas our dear friends!

Tara and Kavan

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

That is so creative! Well done!

Merry Christmas!!

The Devil Dog said...

That is a wonderful poem. Merry Christmas!

Roxy & Lucky

Rascal said...

HO ho ho! I love it! Merry Christmas, Meezers!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha we loved that poem. Merry Chris Mouse to you all.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ooo ... Excellent Christmouse poem, doods!

We hope that you have a furry excellent holiday, too! Stop by about 5:30 Pacific Time 'cuz we're having a ginormous HAM!

DMM

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Merry Christmas Meezers! Kissies to yoo and yur Mommie. We lufs yoo.

Tesla said...

what a great poem! i loves its!

one day, maybe i can be a greats poets!

Merry Christmas!

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

Meowy Christmas! ~Queen Snickers and Empress

Mickey said...

Santa comes tonight!!!!!!!!!
WooHoo!! That was one meezer of a poem!! Bravo!! :) have lots of FUN!


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Hot(M)BC said...

GRATE poem yall!!! Woo hoo!
Meowy Chrissymouse from alla us.

And nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles frum Sanjee :)

Gretchen said...

I loved your Chrismouse poem.

Merry Chistmas, Meezers

Hugs...G

Max said...

Heh..that was way cool...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Tiger Lily said...

Hahahahahahahaha! I am not allowed to tell you what my Mom looks like when she wakes up.

Merry Merry Christmas Miles and Sammy!

Love,
Jemima, Zeke, Sushi, Tiger Lily and Ruckus

Skeeter And LC said...

We loved the poem! Merry Chrissy Mouse guys!

Hot(M)BC said...

Meowy Chrissymouse Miles and Sammy and Meezer Mom and Dad.
Meowy Chrissymouse!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree, Pepi and Mom Robyn

Pee Ess. Do you still have Sanjee over there. Tell her we said Meowy Chrissymouse to her too.

Forty Paws said...

This totally cracked us up!

Luf, Us

HRH Yao-Lin said...

maaaahaha oh my I am laffin and laffin that is brilliant!!! xx

Pet's are 4 Life said...

thats a greated poems!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

merry catsmas to you an' yours!! we'da been by sooner, but mom has the chest cold (acshully, it feels pretty warm) an' we been keepin' her toasty!

that is a marvy pome--we should archive alla catsmas pomes an' songs somewhere, an' haul it out efurry year for the little kits an' new blogging cats to see! our mom's witless when it comes to makin' web pages, but she'd help if she could!

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