Wednesday, February 28, 2007

It's HERE!!


Total Werld Dom-a-nay-shun has begun.


Oh Happy Happy Dance!!! Karen Jo's limerik today is about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Happy Squillions Day!!!!


Today is Squillions Day!!! Happy Squillions Day to all of my Green Wall Shelter sisfurs and brofurs!!! I am so furry 'acited that I 'acided to put on my purrtiest flower wreath and celebrate!! I loves lifing here wif the Meezers. The boyz is so much fun!!! Efenn fough they doesn't give me beer or anyfing like Zeus does wif my squillion brofurr Blackie. That's ok fough, I doesn't need to haf beer to be a party girl - I just needs my flower wreath!

Efurryone!!!! Head ofurr to see Dino, Egypt, Maxie, Tuxie and Midnight. Somefing's happening!!!!!! I wonder what it is?????????

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Tuesday Tongues


I was just 'alaxing on the purrpad that camed from Poiland and my tongue 'acided that it needed some air while I was sleeping.

Karen Jo writed a poem about ME today on her Kitty Limerick blog. Go SEE!!!! I is so happy!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

4 fings about a lot of fings


We was tagged for the latest meme - so Sammy and I 'acided that we would split the answers - his answers will be in GREEN and my answers (and the only ones that really count) will be in RED

A) Four places I have lived:
1. Wif my "ofurr dad" where Iwas borned
2. Wif Mommy
3. Wif the people that eifurr abandonded me or losted me or maybe wif no one - I don't 'amember
4 Wif Mommy

B) Four things I love to watch:
1. Fev-vers outside
2. make shur there is no UFO's
3. Sammy freaking out when he sees a UFO outside (or just somefing he doesn't know what it is that he calls a UFO)
4. Mommy

C) Four places I have been outside my home: (we bof haf been to all these places)
1. The v-e-t
2 . Daddy's house
3. Grammie and Grampie's house

D) Four websites I visit daily:
1. All the bloggies we can get to
2. CNN - I haf to be a well informed kitty
3. The Mows
4. User Friendly (ok, that's mommy, we doesn't get it but she finks it's funny)

E) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Tem-tay-shuns
2. Dry crunchies
3. HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. MORE HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
1. on top of the couch
2. in the basement
3. Hanging wif my dude Charlie
4. in the kit-chen eating HAM

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
1. I don't own any toys - Sammy steals them all
2. the only one Sammy has letted me play wif sometimes is the fev-ver wand
3. My special yellow fev-ver wand from my girlfriendcat Abby
4. all the catnip toys that come into the house

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
1. POOSIE (i HATE that name)
2. POOSIE-POO (that's efenn werser)
3. Sam-Sam-Bam-Bam
4. Sam-a-lama-ding-dong (don't ask, she's INSANE)

I) Regarding Catnip:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it

Answer: 1

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it

Answer: 4 we haf nefurr hadded it

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
1. Go into partnership wif Bonnie and buy the company that makes Tem-Tay-Shuns
2. all the fev-vers I could buy
3. A pig farm so that I could haf ham anytime I wanted
4. a new nickname

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
1. Blog
2. bug mommy for HAM
3. invest in the stock market (ok, not really just seeing if you is paying attenshun)
4. Bug mommy for tem-tay-shuns

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
1. eat an entire pig
2. stand on the ceiling in the bedroom
3. make shur no UFO's land in our back yard
4. bug mom for tem-tay-shuns
N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
1. My speshul fev-ver wand
2. my collekshun of fev-vers from mommy's pillow
3. I don't own anyfing - Sammy steals it all

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
1. beg for a 2nd brekfest
2. frow up on the bed
3. sleep on mommy's head
4. get closed in a cabinet or locked in the basement or human litterbox room

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
Paper bags
Plastic bags
Other (please describe)

Answer: 4

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
1. Gramma Trixie
2. Grampa Norton

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:

we see that lots of kitties has been tagged - so anyone who wants to play!!

You know the drill. Copy this list and paste it into a new post. Insert your own answers, pass it on, and leave me a comment. I like comments. Yes, it's long. So skip some questions - you're a cat and don't have to do what anyone tells you.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Is it ok to come out now?


Mommy isn't too mad at me. She gotted her new power cord and efenn let me read some blogs, so I fink she is ok. Just to be shur, I voluntarily went into cuddling posishun last night and that maded her furry happy. Ushually, she picks me up from the pillows and puts me in cuddling posishun and then I stay there, but last night I askded to get unner the covers and went into cuddling posishun. Miles called me a brown noser, but my nose is black, so I has no idea what he's talking about.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Uh Oh


Um, 'parently my name is "Sammywhatdidyoudotothiscord". I fink i didded somefing bad and i fink the cord i haf been chewing on was the power cord for mommy's laptop. Now the cord doesn't werk anymore and Mommy hadded to order a cord from Dell, so until it gets here, we may not be posting or commenting much.

I better go hide now.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

2 breakfests!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laffin and laffin (as our furriend Jeter Harris sez). Yesterday, Mommy waked up feeling sicky again - she feeled better for about 2 days, and then yesterday, WHAM, sicky again - she gotted up early and gived us our stinky goodness. Then she wented back to bed. Then she gotted up again and gived us ANOFURR breakfest. We skarfed it down real fast 'afore she realized what she didded. About halfway frough our skarfing, she realized, but it was too late. So, I gotted 2 breakfests yesterday. OH, and then she seed me eating the awful terrible dental 'skripshun crunchies. I fought she was upstairs, but she wasn't and she seed me. So she saided that if I gets hungry, I can eat more of them. I haf to put a bell on her so that I know where she is all the time.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Meezer Monday

UPDATE: Please go bisit sweet William. His big brofurr Eddie wented to the Bridge yesterday. Rest well Eddie, you were very loved and will be very missed. Mommy says we will be lighting a candle for Eddie tonight and singing for him.


No, I'm NOT fat. I'm FLOOFY. and cute.


A big FANK YOU to Mom Robyn!!! She designed stuff for our Meezer Tails Shop. There is all new Faro of the Foo-ton stuff there!!! Oh, it's WONDERFUL!! Please bisit our shop! We loves you Mom Robyn!!!!

More Meezer Monday Links

Friday, February 16, 2007

Um, hey Lady - Part II


Fank you all for your suggestions about the cold hands - I putted the bitey on them last night and she takded them off me until they was warmer. And she didn't gets to mad eifurr.


"MOMMY" - and I use that term furry loosely - when I cry and yowl and rub on you efurry time you go to the kit-chen it means I'M HUNGRY - not "I want to be picked up and called Poosie, Pooser, or The Poose, or kissded or hugged or anyfing else". FEED ME DARN IT!!!!! I'm STARVING TO DEAF!!!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Um, hey Lady


If you are going to snuggle me during the night, please please please make shur that your hands haf not been outside the covers, in the path of the air blowy thing that you insist on hafing on all night because you're always hot your whole life. Last night, i got into snuggle posishun and your hands were like blocks of ice!!! I will not snuggle you anymore unless you keep your hands unner the covers and warm, or wear mittens to bed.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007



Mommy needs a jobbie SOON. She painted the "aksent" wall in the lifing room a while ago, and now she has painted and sponge painted ofurr the paint and put up a border in our big entry hallway. NOW, she says she is going to wallpaper the small human litterbox room off the big downstairs hallway. If we're not careful, she will paint or wallpaper US.

She is also doing somefing called "wait wachers" where she fixes food and does maf at the same time, then mumbles about "points". If it's not fun, then why does she do it? she wants to loose pounds too, so she's making us suffer more wif not gifing us enuf foods to lif on. We try and tell her all day that we is starving. Efurry time she goes to the kit-chen, I goes out there too and stands up on my back legs and tries to get the food off the counter and then I yowls and stands next to the dish, but she says "oh Miles, you need to lose a pound" and I doesn't get food. BUT, when SAMMY the Squishy Belly comes into the kit-chen and rubs all ofurr her, she feels sorry for him and gets out some food. I hate those crunchies. Sometimes Sammy is on my side and won't eat the crunchies and rubs all ofurr her and gives her the pafetik look until she breaks down and gifs us stinky goodness. If that's how she does her wait wachers, then she will nefurr loose pounds. Oh, and neifurr will I. But that's ok. I doesn't want to loose pounds.

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Miles Report - Cold weafurr edishun


It's been a while since I haf done a Miles Report. So here are some fings to catch up on

The Food Report

Mommy says i'm 'apposed to be on a diet. BUT, I haf gotten around that by pafetikally mrowing and yowling efurry time she goes into the kit-chen. We has to SPLIT a can of green can Fancy Feast efurry morning. That is 'apposed to be all the stinky goodness we get for the day. We haf a 1/2 bowl (mommy says about 1 cup) of Purina DH ('skripshun dental food for my teefs) to snak on, but I hates it. Only Sammy eats it. It's apposed to be for me, but I won't eat it. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Me and Sammy did haf some real live dead shrimp on Furrsday - Mommy gets a little pakage when it's on sale. Sammy akchually eated some - he has not eated any in a long time, but he finally 'amembered that he likes it too. Then, at night, we walk around in circles in front of Mommy yowling for Tem-tay-shuns, so in order to shut us up, we gets some. She's not furry good at the kitty diet stuff. I've had chick-hen, pork chops, turkey burger, shrimps and a little bite of ham in the last 2 weeks.

The Balentimes Report

We has to fink of somefing to gets Mommy for Balentimes day. The weafurr guy on the talking pikshur box saided somefing about a snow storm on balentimes day, so maybe we will just snuggle wif her all day and watch the snow out the big window. We doesn't haf furry much money to spend.

The Meezer Tails Shop Report

We is going to be putting new stuff in our store this week, 'acause Mommy and Daddy still do not haf new jobbies. They say that the job market in New York is furry bad.

The Weafurr Report - by Sammy

It's freaking cold here!! cold cold cold. It's cold next to the window! It's cold next to ALL the windows. Mommy keeps the heat down at 62 degrees 'acause gas heat is 'spensive here. We haf some space heaters, but Miles is ushually hogging those. Good fing we has lots of blankies. I fink it's snowing in the forbidden room - the heat doesn't werk furry well in there so it's colder in there than the rest of the house. Mommy says she has to get anofurr heater in there so that she can start her tomato seeds for the summer. She has the fun greenhouse in there that I likes to get into and eat the plants. YUM. Anyway, it's COLD. And we is 'apposed to get snow efurry day this week.

The Mommy and Daddy Jobbie Report

Mommy hadded 2 innerviews last week in Buffalo - that place 87 miles away. She says she is waiting for call backs. She is also waiting for anofurr posishun to "get funded" at anofurr company close to home. They haf her resume and want to innerview her. Daddy is also waiting for a place near him to open up so he can go werk there - hopefully it will open soon. They are also "wating for funding" or somefing like that. He knows the purrson who is theh boss there, so that's a good fing. So, we're kind of making progress getting them out and werking again. Keep your paws crossed and say some purrayers.

The "OK, we need some help" report

Ok, so, how does I get Mommy to STOP CALLING ME POOSIE?????? I fink she has forgotted my real name! And, she is calling Sammy "Squishy" all the time too. We fink she needs some med-a-k-shun for her brain, but we doesn't know how to get it. Any ideas?

That is the Miles Report for this week.

Happy Meezer, Midnight Monday!!!

Friday, February 09, 2007

It's Mom Robyn 'Pree-she-a-shun Day!!


Happy Mom Robyn 'pree-she-a-shun day!!! We loves Mom Robyn!! She helps us wif our Cafe Press store, so that we can buy our own food so Mommy and Daddy can kon-cen-trate on getting jobbies. Please bisit The HOT(M)BC and leaf a tip for Mom Robyn if you can- she's THE BESTEST!!!

In ofurr news, I may not be a TOMCAT in Kukka's stable anymore, and it makes me furry furry upset. (SAMMY: yeah, he spented most of the day yesterday crying and sniffling) I loves Kukka, but I loves Sanjee too. I loves them in different ways. Kukka is my ferst love - and mommy says that ferst love is the kind you nefurr gets ofurr, and the kind that will be wif you furefurr. But, I loves Sanjee too - she's warm and cuddly and we snuggle and laugh and likes being boyfriendcat/girlfrientcat togefurr. We holds paws alot. We purr togefurr alot. She comforts me when I is sick or hurty. But, 'acause I loves Sanjee too, I might get tossed out of the Tomcat stable - efenn fough my fellow TomCats haf come to my defense. I haf more than enuf room in my heart for Kukka and Sanjee bof, and neifurr should be jealous of the ofurr, I loves them bof lots!!!!


We is bof furry 'acited 'bout the Balentine's Party at Beau Beau and Angie's tonight. I has so much to do to gets ready for my date wif the Sweet Abby. I has to take a good baf, haf mommy brush my furs, clean real good 'atween my toes, get mommy to trim my nails so that I can be a nice little Gentleman. I'm so 'acited!!!!

Thursday, February 08, 2007



Sammy posted his balentine to his sweetie Abby yesterday. I finally gotted mine done for the contest and posted them. I has 2 balentines - if they want to be my balentines. Kukka and Sanjee. I hope to sway Kukka to recommend to the TomCat Board of Directors to let me stay in the stable efenn if I has anofurr girlfriendcat - Sanjee. Please be my balentines.

PEE-ESS - I know Mom Robyin is not feeling well and that Sanjee will prolly not see this today, so I may repost it next week when she can see it.

Balentine to Kukka
Balentine to Sanjee

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Couple of Fings


Ferst, my balentine to Abby is posted!!! I hope she likes it!!! Here it is.

Second, we are playing Zeus' game of 10 fings we like that start wif a partikular letter. Our letter is S. Miles will be doing this


OK, here is my list of 10 fings I like that start wif the letter S

1. Ferst, my brofurr Sammy. As much as i komplain about him, I loves him furry much. He's the besest big brofurr efurr.
2. Being Siamese. It's great to be a Meezer
3. Sanjee and the Super Sexy Empress Kukka Maria
4. SHRIMPS!!! Like my hero Max, I loves REAL LIVE DEAD SHRIMPS
5. Sun beams
6. Snuggling
7. Stinky Goodness!!!!!!!!
8. Salty Ham!!!
9. I love how the SNOW looks out my big patio door, I doesn't want to go out in it, but it looks purrty.
10. My SPESHUL foo-ton!!! (ok, I know, that's not really an S werd. Sorry).
The real 10. SNACKS!!

Friday, February 02, 2007

More Stuff


1. Mother - My name is NOT "squishy belly" - it's SAMMY, or SAM, and I'll efenn aksept an okashunal Sam Sam Bam Bam, but NOT "Squishy Belly"

2. To those we owe purrizes to - we is so furry sorry they is late - since WE cannot drive the metal monster to the post office, we has to depend on Mommy. In between driving long ways for non-innerviews, she has had the flu fingy for 3 weeks. Since she has no inshur-ants anymore, the dr is too 'spensive, and medikshuns are efenn more 'spensive. So, we is just waiting for her to get better or keel ofurr. We promise that we will get the purrizes out next week.

3. To our wonnerful furriend William - Miles has this to say: Fank you so much for my purrizes! 6 cans of Stinky Goodness!!! And nip pillows - they is POWERFUL nip pillows!!!! and the Aquairyums - they is delicious, and mommy says they is ALL MINE. We will post pikshurs as soon as mommy downloads them from the flashy box.

4. Mommy - it's not that I was happy and loving being cuddled last night, I was just to tired to get up and move when you wented to the human litterbox room, so don't get too 'acited that I was still in snuggling posishun when you gotted back. 9 times out of 10 it won't happen.

5. We is werking on some balentines for Skeezix's contest. We hopes we doesn't 'barass ourselfs too much. we is not really the mushy types. No, really Mommy, we is not. Stop kissing my nose Mommy!! You KNOWS that makes me kissy you back. STOP!! Ohhhhhhh, kiss kiss kiss. Are you happy now that you 'barassed me Mommy??

6 Who is efurryone rooting for in the Sooper Bowl? And is efururyone going to Henry's Sooper Bowl Party? We is going!! We is rooting for the BearColts. HAHAHAHAHAHA. We finks we is going to root for Peyton Manning's team. Daddy is a HUGE Bears fan, so, sorry Daddy - Bears skare us, but horsies are not as scairty.

Thursday, February 01, 2007



Mommy tolded me to say "Fank you so much" to all the poodins about her jobbie innerview. Alfough she saided it would be funny to haf all the kitties go to her office and leaf her "purresents" that would not be "profeshunal". The innerview she was 'apposed to haf yesterday was post-poned till next week. At least they callded her. The lady that was forgetful callded mommy really early in the morning and offered to set up a "phone innerview" wif the department head. Howefurr, she nefurr called back wif any details. Frustrating.
She was hoping to hear about a 'citing job closer to home (akshually, about 1/2 mile away from the meanies who laid her off) but she nefurr hearded back from them eifurr. The head hunters are trying to set that innerview up. I hope they didn't get too 'acited and ate the innerview people heads. Mommy akshually knows one of the people. That could be a good fing or a bad fing - depending on if he likes mommy or not.

And now I will turn it ofurr to Miles for an important barf update:


I blew chunks all ofurr Mommy when she was sleeping. It was about 3 in the morning and I camed running up the stairs and jumpded on the bed and just blew chunks all ofurr her and then ranned away. She hadded to get up and take a shower and change the sheets. Then she camed downstairs and I was sleeping in the back of the couch, and she petted me and askded me if i was OK. I was, I just ated too many crunchies and drankded too much water. Mommy didn't let us eat the chunks. She cleanded them up really fast. I haf nefurr seed her move that fast in my life!!! It was FUNNY!!!! You should all try it at least once. Just make shur they are good and asleep, and make shur that you get most of it on them.

Update on us

SAMMY I had a v-e-t appointment last week and the v-e-t is kind of werried 'acause i might haf another skin cancer starting.  she will...