Monday, April 30, 2007

Yes, No. Yes, Yes, Maybe

MILES

YES - my hoo-has was itching and I hadded to lay on my back on the baf mat and skratch them on the door by rolling back and forf. is that a prollem?

NO - It wasn't me that tippded ofurr the table next to the couch - it was Sammy, you should know that's his M.O.

YES - I must holler at the walls - there's invisidable bugs there that need to be hollered at. If I doesn't holler at the invisdable bugs, they will get out of control, and then I must start jumping at the walls - like I did last night.

YES - I really really really hadded to lick the ofurr side of your sit around and watch your weight speshul ice cream sammich while you was eating it - i fought that we could each lick an end and meet in the middle.

MAYBE tomorrow I will be a good boy - but don't hold your breaf.

We will be back Tuesday

One Day Blog Silence

Friday, April 27, 2007

There's a fev-ver nest out our front door

SAMMY

FEV-VERS!! BABY FEV-VERS!! We was hearing them all day today and I was running from the front door to the back door trying to find them. There's a nest somewhere in eifurr the maple tree or Jiniper bush out our front door. We can't see them, but we can hear them. I want to bring them inside and taste... oops, I mean look at them.

As far as the innerview that daddy hadded last week, the jobbie was not really what was advertised and it would have been too much of a pay cut for daddy. He was way overqualified for it. So, keep the purrayers coming!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Thinking Blogger Award

SAMMY

Fank you Nicky, Kaia, and Stella for tagging us!

Here is the rules:

1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think

2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme

3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award' with a link to the post that you wrote (here is an alternative silver version if gold doesn't fit your blog). That was that! Please, remember to tag blogs with real merits, i.e. relative content, and above all - blogs that really get you thinking!

1 and 2: Max and Buddah: They was the ferst blogs we efurr read, and they is still the ferst blogs we check on each day. Max has teached us a lot of good fings about how to deal wif people, and how brofurrs should act.

3, 4 and 5 - The Cat Blogsphere - we see that Purrchance to Dream has done this too, and we is not trying to be copycats, but we depend on the Cat Blogsphere blog to let us know all the important news that is happening. Wif so many cat blogs out there, it's so hard to keep track of efurryone.

We try and read efurryone's blog efurry day - efenn if we doesn't comment, we still read.

Now, on to the important Meezer news of the day:

I'M ON PUNISHMENT. why? I haf no idea. Oh wait, mommy says it's 'acause I keepded waking her up last night by frowing fings off the nightstand and the dresser. AND, I wented into the forbidden room and hided unner the bed, AND I wented into the basement and hided 'ahind the couch down there, and then when she lefted me there, I knockded offur some boxes, and a jar of salsa that was on the shelf down there. What's my punishment? no sleeping in mommy's room tonight. I fink the only one being punished by that will be her - 'speshully when Miles starts banging on the door and hollering to be let in at 2am.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

I almost gotted SQUISHED

MILES

So, I was hanging out in the kit-chen when mommy was making her lunch, just doing my normal Miles fings - hollering, standing on my back legs and swishing my paws up onto the counter (I fink I'm growing, maybe stretching like this several times a day makes me taller), poking her in the hiney wif my claws, you know, the normal lunch routine, and then it happened!! I sitted back down and was gifing her the "i'm so cute and sweet eyes" and SHE STEPPDED ON ME!! TWICE!! Then I tried to get out of the way, and she turned at the same time, and i gotted my head caught in between her legs and she squishded my head and almost brokded my neck! I got out of there and ran fast out into the lifing room. Did she come out to see if I was OK? NO. I wented back out into the kit-chen and she was sitting on the floor holding her foot - she saided that she twisted her ankle and that it herted too much to stand up for a few minutes. I tolded her she almost twisted my head out of my neck, and she saided she was sorry. Then I askded for some ham. She saided that if I could open the frigerfrater I could get it myself. I saided "PLEASE??" and she standed up and hobbled ofurr to the frigerfrater and gotted out TWO PIECES of deli ham and cutted them up for me. I tolded her while she was standing there to get some ice for her ankle. See, I'm a nice boy too.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Confersayshuns wif the Mom - Part II

SAMMY

Well, I hadded some "confersayshuns" wif Mommy this weekend too. In case any of you were finking "Sammy is a goody four paws" lets review this:

SAMMY: Mommy, look at me.
MOM: Sammy get off the table
SAMMY: but Mommy, look at me
MOM: Sammy, get off the table
SAMMY: But Mommy, I can to tricks
MOM: SAMMY, GET OFF THE TABLE
SAMMY: Mommy, look, I can push stuff off the edge!
MOM: SAMMY, STOP IT AND GET OFF THE TABLE
SAMMY: OOOO, more stuff to push off the table
MOM: SAMMY, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE
SAMMY: oh! and this, this might bounce
MOM: SAMUEL STOP IT
SAMMY: mommy? is you mad at me? you used my full ferst name
MOM: I'm getting up, you better get on the floor
SAMMY: you're really mad? why?
MOM: (at this point, she is shreeking so loud that it sounds like this:)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHONTHEFLOOR
SAMMY: mommy, that frobbing vein in your head does not look healfy for you. you should learn to 'alax more
MOM: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSTOPITBLAHBLAHCOMEHERYOULITTLEBLAHBLAHBLAH
SAMMY: Oh, you mean get on the floor? why didn't you just say so!


This conversayshun was repeated about eleventy squillion times this weekend. I don't know why she likes to repeat herself alot.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Confersayshuns wif the Mom

MILES

Here are some parts of the confersayshuns this weekend in the Meezer household:

MILES: Hey Mom, get up and get me brekfest
MOM: Miles, stop poking me in the eye
MILES: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM GET UP
MOM: Miles, stop licking the inside of my ear
MILES: Sammy, you try it
SAMMY: (batting eyes and rolling ofurr onto his back) MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM GET UP
MOM: Sammy, you're sooooooooooo cute, do you want brekfest?
MILES: HEY! I askded ferst.


MILES: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM can I haf some ham?
MOM: Miles, why are you clawing my feet?
MILES: Please can I haf some ham?
MOM: MILES!! STOP CLAWING MY FEET
MILES: just a little piece of ham?
MOM: OUCH MILES, STOP IT
SAMMY: (batting eyes and rolling around on the floor) Mom, Miles wants ham
MOM: OHHHHHH Sammy, you're so cute, do you want some treats?
MILES: Mom why does you hate me?

MILES: Hi Mom, can I haf some windowsill kisses (these are kissies I get when I am sitting on the big windowsill in the human litterbox room)
MOM: Miles, stop chewing on the lavender
MILES: Kissies please
MOM: Miles, please stop chewing on the lavender
MILES: KISSIES PLEASE
MOM: awwwwwwwwww, you are such a cutie pie Miles. Give me a kissie
MILES: (kiss kiss bitey)
MOM: Miles, stop biting my lip
MILES: OOPS, sorry, it was pink and I fought it was ham.
MOM: BREKFEST TIME!!
MILES: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Formerly Feral Baby Meezer Friday

Hey efurrybody! Go to see Miss Marilyn and vote on a new toenail color for her! She needs new softpaws and wants our onions (oops, Mommy saided it's OPINION, whatefurr, go vote)

SAMMY
LOOKIE!!! It's ME when I was a baby meezer. This was my ferst trip to the v-e-t in July 2005 - I was about 5 weeks old. I was not happy to be there and wanted to go back to my mommy- who was waiting in the room for me. The nice nerses were carrying me all ofurr the v-e-t hospital showing me off to all of the v-e-t-s. i just wanted to back to mommy to make shur that she was not leafing me there. I had only been wif her for about a week at that time, and since my ferst bean mommy didn't take care of me and losted me, I didn't want that to happen again.

Sorry the pikshur is a little blurry - our scanner would not werk so she hadded to take a digital pikshur of the paper pikshur.



Thursday, April 19, 2007

::SOB SOB::

MILES

Ferst, Bear and Joaquin wented to the Bridge. Then the horribleness at Virginia Tech. Now Gizzy is gone. And Lilly Lu is so sick. We is just so sad.

Mu Shue wants us to tern our blogs pink for Lilly Lu. As we write this on Wednesday night, Lilly Lu is still at the 'mergency v-e-t getting fluids. Her liver is not good and her blood werk is not good. We hope that she will pull frough.

And sweet Gizzy is gone. Our foughts and purrayers are wif Millie and Jasmine and mom Lynne and Mr Karate tonight as well. One day you will all be togefurr again and dance ofurr the Bridge into furefurr. Gizzy is now your angel and will always be watching ofurr you and in your hearts.

We askded Norton and Trixie and Ralphie to show Gizzy and Bear and Joaquin around at the Bridge, and also to watch ofurr Lilly Lu.

UPDATE: Meezer Daddy has a job innerview on Friday - please cross your paws and say a purrayer that he gets this jobbie!!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

SIGH

SAMMY

No mommy, I really don't have any idea why I started bunny kicking your head at 2:30am. And no, I can't sleep anywhere but ofurr your head - eifurr on the couch or on the pillows in bed. oh, and NO I won't wear socks to bed.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Ahem, get up

MILES

Standing on your face
What? You cannot breafe? oh well
I just want breakfest

Monday, April 16, 2007

So many hearts are hurting

SAMMY AND MILES


So many hearts are hurting tonight wif what happened at Virginia Tech. We are lighting a candle and purraying for all of the victims and their families.


Monday Monday Meezer Mancat Monday

SAMMY

It's snowing here. it's apposed to snow from now until tomorrow. ugh. We hopes that all of our furriends in NYC (like Jeter and Mattingly and Mrs Sniffles) and our furriends in Connec-ti-cat (like Beau Beau and Angie) and Mass-a-chew-sets (like Toby) are all ok from the nor'easter. We is 'apposed to get about a foot of snow, and then it's 'apposed to warm up and be spring - maybe. ::SIGH:: I guess I will just lay here and dream of my sweet baby angel girlfriendcat Abby




Friday, April 13, 2007

She's blind AND deaf

Don't furrget that today is Caeser and Prinny's 16th purrfday and they is hafing a party at their new blog

Also, our furriend Joaquin wented to the Bridge last night. Please stop by and gif Sophia and DKM some purrs. We will miss you Joaquin.

MILES

HEY LADY!!! I'm here in the human litterbox room, and the door is shut. Where is you? Why can't you hear me? Why does you haf to haf a heater on in here? it's getting hot in here. Where is you? is you out there? how long haf I been in here? why can't you learn to look in the tub hockey arena for me when you leave the room?

can I get the lid off the fing you is growing the 'mato plants in on the big windowsill? I wonder if they taste like 'matoes yet? what do 'matoes taste like anyway? hey, there's tampons in the cabinet. these is fun to play wif. Oh, there's q-tips in the box on the back of the human litter box. these is efenn more fun. I fink that the poh-pur-ee needs to be spread out on the floor. how long haf I been in here?
HEY LADY!!!!!! WHERE IS YOU??????? sheesh, normally she has to use the human litterbox efurry 20 minutes! oh I know HEY SAMMY???????????? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMMY???? WHERE IS YOU? crappity crap crap crap, he's as smart as fake plant. HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




SHEESH, it's about time lady! where was you? oh don't gif me that "what in the heck did you do in here? speech. YOU LOCKED ME IN HERE. DEAL WIF IT. and don't gif me that "how could you make such a mess in 10 minutes" speech eifurr. DOES YOU KNOW HOW LONG 10 MINUTES IS? I didn't fink so.


















there better be ham in my dish when i get downstairs.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

She just doesn't get it


MILES
Miles the answer man will answer Mommy's most Frequently Askded Qwestshuns:
1. Yes, I'm ALWAYS hungry. A bigger bowl prolly would not help.
2. Yes, I do haf to taste all the food on your plate while you are eating. See number one.
3. Yes, I really do need to dig at the covers at 2am, you haf the fan on and it blows in my face and I gets COLD. Sheesh woman, does it haf to snow in the bedroom for you to be comfortable?
4. Yes, I do save up the stinky poops for when you is asleep. It's WAAAAYY fun to watch you wake up coughing and trying to find the air spray
5. yes, my mouf is starting to hert again, and NO i doesn't want to go back to the v-e-t - she ripped my teefs out and I doesn't want anyore teefs ripped out.
6. No, I haf not noticed that my swinging belly flab has gotten swingier and flabbier. I doesn't fink it has. I fink I is losing weight like the v-e-t wants. Sammy on the ofurr hand, is jiggling a little more than he was. Maybe HE needs to go on a diet too.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

How the Meezers achieve Balance

SAMMY



We has been tagged by Boy for the Balance Meme. So, here goes



How do you achieve balance in your life?

Ferst, I scootch unner the railing on the balcony ofurr the lifing room. Then I hook my feets on the bottom of the railing, and I swing myself out ofurr the open space. I try and hold my posishun there, like I'm floating in mid air. When I can be furry still, I haf achieved Balance.



What is your biggest challenge in balancing your life?

The biggest challenge in balancing is not losing balance while Mommy is shreiking "SAMMY, stop hanging over the balcony". Also, it's challenging when Miles is putting the bitey on my tail while I attempt to float in mid air.



How have your priorities changed over time and why?

My priorities used to be to be able to balance objekts on the edge of the bedside table, 'afore pushing them to their deaf off the edge. Howefurr, as I get older, I find that balancing myself is more of a priority than balancing a glass of water on the edge of a table.


What advice can you share to help all of us balance our own lives?

I would suggest that you start small, wif say balancing a toy on your head, and werk your way up to total body balance.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Fings Mommy needs to 'amember

MILES


well, it's not really FINGS, it's mostly ONE FING that she needs to 'amember today, her ferst day of werk for her new jobbie.

STOP AT THE STORE AND GET KITTY LITTER! oh and 'amember to get STINKY GOODNESS too - we're down to about eleventy five cans and I'm afraid we might run out 'afore the weekend

Monday, April 09, 2007

The Miles Report- Post Easter Edishun

MILES

THE TRAVEL REPORT - The PTU was brought out on Friday morning and we was stuffed into the metal monster wif wheels to go back to Daddy's for the holiday. It was a comfortable ride and the 5 hours wented quickly bof ways. We didn't get to get out and wander around the metal monster this time - sometimes we does, sometimes we doesn't.

THE FOOD REPORT - I gotted HAM AND SHRIMPS at daddy's house!!!!!!!!!!!! and bacon and eggs too!!! it's like a hotel there - I fink about what kind of food I wants, and then I go into the kit-chen and holler out my order, and then it appears on the foo-ton. It's like room service.

THE WEAFUR REPORT - BY SAMMY The weafurr was COLD and it SNOWED. There were no fev-vers to look at out of the many windows at Daddy's house.

THE FOO-TON AND GAME REPORT - We discovered a new game for the foo-ton - it's called "Jumping from the really high up windowsill onto mommy's tummy or head when she's on the foo-ton". Also, I discovered how comfy the bed is when I was playing hide-and-seek unner the covers. Sammy hided unner the bed and I hided unner the covers and we maded mommy and daddy look for us.

THE CRITTER REPORT - Sammy finks there is a critter in daddy's kit-chen. It chewed frough one of his oven mits and Sammy finks he finded where the critter hides, but he could not get him. He kepted going back to that spot and reaching unner the cabinet, but could not get it. Maybe next time. Daddy's 'partment is in an old house in the woods, so there is lots of critters around.

THE EWWWWWWWWWWWW REPORT - BY SAMMY - so, when I was snuggling wif Mommy last night in bed, I felted somefing wet on my head, and MOMMY DROOLED ON ME. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. it's ok if i get her head wet, but it's NOT ok if she does it to me.




Friday, April 06, 2007

Isn't is 'apposed to be SPRING?

MILES

Then why is is SNOWING? It's 'apposed to be colder for Easter than it was for Chrissymas.

For those who cellybrate it, have a nice Good Friday and Hoppy Easter!!!! And Happy Passover for those who cellybrate that too!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

GOOD NEWS!!!

SAMMY

MOMMY GOTTED A JOBBIE! She starts a new career in Informashun Risk Consulting next Tuesday!! She will prolly be able to werk lots from home! She says it pays well, and if the hours aren't as many as she needs, she can still look for a 2nd job to keep her out of trouble!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now, we still has to purray for Daddy to gets a jobbie too!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Better

MILES

Fank you all for your concern about my my-grane. After a long nap in a dark room wif an ice pack on my head (I taked all of your suggestshuns into account) I hollered at mommy for some HAM. I got TURKEY. humpf. Now, turkey is good, but it's not ham. I tried to 'splain this, and while I was still 'splaining this, she TAKED MY DISH OF TURKEY AWAY. She saidded that if I didn't want the turkey, she would put it away. Now, I didn't akshually SAY I didn't want it, I was just 'splaining that ham was better. So, while she was making her "sit around and watch your weight" pizza for dinner, I standed up on my back legs and stretched out my claws on my front paws and POKED HER IN THE HINEY. TWICE. She hollered at me and I hollered back at her and tolded her I was getting anofurr my-grane from all the hollering, so she gifed me back my turkey. sheesh. Later, while she was eating her strawberries with somefing white on them, I gotted up on the couch and sniffed around at it. Then I stuck my tongue out and lickded the white stuff while she was trying to eat it. I tolded her that it was not real dairy produkt and she should not be eating it, but she saided that it's sugar free somefing or other. it tasted like ick. she saved some for me but I didn't eat it. So she saided "Miles, are you feeling ok? you're not eating your sugar free non-dairy frozen whipped topping from a white container". Right, Like I would eat somefing like that. what does she fink I am? a garbage can?

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

My-grane


MILES
I fink I has a my-grane. I fink peanuts cause my-granes. I eated a peanut yesterday. Peanuts is not good food. They cause my-granes.
UPDATE: Molly is home after 9 days!!! YAY!!!!!!!! The purrayers werked!!!!

Monday, April 02, 2007

Manly Meezer Midnight Monday - WHEW


SAMMY
We was reading ofurr the weekend that genetikally, Meezers is BLACK CATS!! So, that makes me a Manly Midnight Meezer.
RIGHT?
oh, and that might 'splain why Miles' white furs unner his chin grew back black where he skratched himself open when his teefs was herting.
OH!! And there is a new blogging kitty out there looking for furriends!! Go say hi to SLY (maybe some of you knows him already)

Sunday, April 01, 2007

oh no!

SAMMY

Our good furriend Oscar, from "Down Unner" hadded somefing furry terrible happen! His big sisfur Molly is MISSING!! She has not been seen since March 25, and he and his mommy and daddy are all furry furry werried. Please go visit them and leave some purrs for them. Molly is a beautiful tortie girl, and we purray that she will come home soon.

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS