Friday, September 28, 2007

Our Mommy

SAMMY

We saw this on Skeeter and LC's blog, and we want to steal it (we hopes that is ok wif Skeeter and LC). It's a meme that's about 5 pawsitive things about your beans. (we is gonna do 6) We haf been driving mommy nutso for a while, so we thought that we would fink of some nice things about her. We will take terns

1. ME: Mommy gifs the bestest snuggles in the middle of the night. When I come down from the pillow to lay in snuggling posishun next to her, she nefurr yells at me, she puts her arms around me and calls me her "sweetest little baby boy" and then i lean back and gif her kissies. Then we snuggle and sleep.

2. MILES: Mommy gifs the bestest windowsill kissies. She pets bof sides of my face at the same time and then lets me kissie her on the lips. I gets all purry and when I reach out for her she doesn't walk away. She lets me pet her on bof sides of her face too - I stand up on my back feets and grab her face. and she calles me her "sweetest little baby....." - uh, hmmm. Somefing is not right here.

3. SAMMY: When I am laying on the dining room table and she walks by, she doesn't yell at me anymore (YEAH! I WON!!). Instead, she just skritches my hiney and she does gif the bestest butt skritches.

4. MILES: Mommy always lets me sleep next to her on the couch. she doesn't push me away.

5. MILES: When I come up to lay in bed, she always turns over onto her back and puts her arm around me and pulls me close so that I can sleep wif my head on her shoulder for a while. Then when I want to go unner the covers, she lifts them up for me (well, ok, sometimes she yells at me a little for scratching at the covers when she's sleeping, but not much anymore).

6. SAMMY: Sometimes I gets an extra helping of dinner. Don't tell Miles. Miles ushually finishes my dinner and then I gets hungry so she sneaks me some extra. I'm her special baby boy .

We loves our mommy!!! But most of all we loves to make our mommy nuts. But we're wearing her down - she hardly hollers anymore!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Thursday 13 - Banishment

MILES

13 things I haf thought about during my banishment.

1. Nefur let your older brofur talk you into somefing called a "loser leaves town" match

2. Concentrate on the pin and not the bunny kicking

3. my girlfriend Sanjee is so nice to visit me while I'm being banished.

4. i wonder if mommy misses my hollering for food. (mom's note: you stopped? when?)

5. oooo! who put my spicy vixen snuggle in the tent? warm!

6. i wonder how long it will take to annoy mommy by bunnykicking the inside of the tent

7. hmm, 7.3 seconds. i could do better.

8. This thing can tip over!!

9. is there an all wrestling channel on our direct-tv service? I need pointers.

10. if I really had to leave town, I wonder if my daddy would pick me up at the bus station and take me to live wif him (and my foo-ton).

11. that would be sweet to live wif daddy - he has better snacks AND he gifs them to me on my foo-ton.

12. I miss my foo-ton.

13. i'm bored. I declare banishment OVER. I demand a re-match. This time it should be LOSER SHAVES HIS FURS OFF.

On a side note, Happy Annifursary to Mommy and Daddy. They haf been married 21 years today!! (mommy says that's not possible because she's only 35).

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

MILES

When you rassle in a Loser Leave Town match for Meezer Mania eleventy-six, make shur that your strategy is NOT to roll over on your back and make your opponent pounce you so that you can rabbit kick his head. I completely forgot about the 3 count for the pin and now i'm BANISHED to the wilderness to fend for myself in my tent.


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Caroline

Egypt

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Answers and Loser Leave Town Battle Results

SAMMY

Some cats askded yesterday "what is Daikon?". Well, Daikon is a radish that is really really hot like horseradish but it's mainly used in Asian Queezeene (what? oh, thanks mom, Cuisine? No, that's not how it's spelled!! SHEESH). Anyway, mommy is going to pickle it. She wented out yesterday and when she gotted back, all the beets were missing from the basket. She found them all over the living room. No, I don't know who did it.

Now, the Meezer Mania Eleventy Six Loser Leave Town Match Results:

Here is the loser. He was banished to "the wilderness" in his tent. (he can't akshually leave town, because we is not allowed outside the house, so "the wilderness" is as far as he's allowed to go).
MILES
Leave me alone, I've been banished.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Meezer Monday - 'vestigating

SAMMY
So, Mom, this stuff is GOOD. What's it's called?

Beets and Daikon? what is Beets and Daikon?
Begetables? Well, they're yummy. Maybe I'm a begetabletarian. Or maybe I just like licking the DERT off of them.

Friday, September 21, 2007

More Meezer Mania

MILES

Meezer Mania eleventy eight: Steel Cage Match (ok, well couch match).

Sammy wins with a flying meezer off the top of the cage (couch) knocking me into a backwards summersault

Do you think Mommy was concerned about me? NO!!! She laffed so hard she almost stopped breathing. Then she said something about the left side of her head exploding and went to bed.

Just WAIT until tonight. Vengenance will be MINE. Meezer Mania Eleventy six - loser leaves town match.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Thursday 13 - Meezer Mania

SAMMY

Ok, so mommy says that we has been bad the last 2 days. Here are 13 things we has done the last two days that are 'sponsible for mommy's my-grane

1. Mommy went out the other day for eleventy four hours (MOM'S note: 30 minutes to the grocery store) and when she came back, we had tossed efurryfing from the tables onto the floor. Yes, Miles helped whap.

2. Miles tried to kill mommy buy tripping her - on the stairs and in the kit-chen

3. I licked her teefs when she was sleeping. It's really not as fun as I thought it would be.

4. Miles spent the day yesterday running up and down the stairs. So I hadded to join in and the Meezer 500 was on.

5. For every pit stop in the Meezer 500, Miles needed to sit on mommy and be cuddled.

6. Miles was little rough leaving his pit stops, and now mommy has Meezer racing stripes on her tummy (someone has to haf a pawdicure tomorrow)

7. I made her to go the store and buy me Sheba chick-hen, which as she has said 'afore is 'spensive, then I refused to eat it today. You know those cartoons where people pull their hair and their heads kind of look like footballs 'cause their hair stays in? well, in real life, the hair comes out.

8. Miles is not only the king of smell-o-vision dreams, but today he akshually made mommy go outside for air before she could go upstairs and scoop.

9. TV-table tipping.

10. No, I don't know how the phone got out of the cradle in the living room and into the kitchen.

11. Yes, it was hard work to drag my crinkly sleeping bag toy out of the toy box and up the stairs while you was sleeping. It's bigger than me.

12. I don't have a problem with my foot in your ear while i'm sleeping, why do you?

13. I think Miles was going for the werld record for hollering - he came close.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Pirate Rule Wednesday

Pirate Wallace the Well-Tanned (otherwise known as Miles)


Avast ye skurvy maties! It be Pirate Rule Wednesday. ARRRRRR.
I haf a very imparrrrrrrrrr-tant rule for today.
Always only wear one eye patch.
ARRRRRRRRRRR
That be all.
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Egypt
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Simply Siamese

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I KNEW IT

SAMMY

OH OH OH OH OH. I KNEW IT. I think this happened when I was abandoned when I was a baby, before my mommy finded me. I think that's prolly why I was hiding in her garden, and why I haf to watch out the big slidy door all the time to make shur they're not coming back!


There's a 68% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

There's a good chance that you've been abducted by crazy, kinky aliens.
At least, that's what you've convinced yourself.

MILES
Good Greif Sammy you is weird!!!
Our good friend Pixel tagged us for this meme, so here are more things about us! (it was her ferst meme!!)

The guidelines for this tag:1. Link to your tagger and post these rules
2. Write some facts about yourself: some random, some weird, some just plain fun.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them)
4. Let those 7 people know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.
The challenge is to keep it interesting without making the reader think “Um, too much information…”


1. I ate arugula yesterday. it was wif the slice of roast beast that I stole off mommy's plate when she wasn't looking. It was gross and I spit it out. Sammy ate it after I spit it out.

2. The only stinky goodness Sammy will now eat is Sheba Chick-hen. Mommy says it costs 1 green paper per container, and that's 'spensive!!

3. Sammy hadded to haf his feets bathed yesterday - he did a dive into the open bag of charcol that mommy lefted by the slidy door. He gotted charcol dust all ofurr his feets.

4. Sammy scared mommy the other night by dragging on of his fev-ver wands over her face while she was sleeping. She woke up gasping and waving her arms around. then she could not get back to sleep. He just wanted to get it to his side of the bed, and he refuses to walk around the bed on the floor - he has to jump up on mommy's side and walk across her pillows.

5. I like clam chowder. At least I did last night at dinner time. Don't tell mommy I licked hers while she was in the kit-chen.

we tag Frostin, King Obsidian,Queen Munchkin and Princess Ashlyn and Princess Boots

everyone else is welcome to play too!!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Meezer Manuscript Manly Mancat Monday

MILES

So, here I am thinking and dictating a story to Mommy for the next book that Max is publishing. The deadline is October 1.

Writing is hard werk, but hard werks is manly, right?

And I am looking meezerly on our Gizzy Meezer quilt. Mommy didn't get a pikshur of it, but right after she taked this pikshur and putted the camera away, Sammy jumped on me and screamed "GET OFF OF MY GIZZY MEEZER QUILT". But I didn't. We terned it into a Gizzy Meezer rasslin ring. Rassling is also furry manly.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Fun Friday

MILES


You Are Half Baked Ice Cream

In reality, you're just a quarter baked




SAMMY


You Are Cherry Garcia Ice Cream

You're the coolest cat around, but too laid back to let it get to your head

Thursday, September 13, 2007

A meme for Thursday 13

Miles

would that be a meme meme? hmm. that herts my head.

so, we was tagged by Mr Kelly at It's all Good

Here's the rules

The guidelines for this tag:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules
2. Write some facts about yourself: some random, some weird, some just plain fun.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them)
4. Let those 7 people know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.
The challenge is to keep it interesting without making the reader think “Um, too much information…”


So, for Thursday 13, here's 13 things about us:

1. Sammy would rather get pets on the dining room table than eat. What's up with that?

2. Even though we have standed on the ceiling at purrfday parties, every night I still try and stand on the ceiling in the bedroom

3. I like to lay wif my head on the laptop keyboard so that mommy has to pay attenshun to me

4. I like to make mommy crazy by sometimes sleeping in bed wif her and sometimes not. then she finks I'm sick or somefing and she wakes up several times a night to check on me.

5. I have to come when mommy calls my name. I don't want to, but I can't help it. Whenever she calls me I come running.

6 Sammy NEVER comes when he is called.

7. If you don't pet Sammy when you walk by the dining room table, he will reach out and smack you.

8. I beg like a woofie for ham. It's sad but true. When mommy gets out the ham, I sit up on my back legs and holler for it.

9. After brekfest efurry day, Sammy goes back upstairs to sit in the hall and holler, and if no one answers, he starts his acrobatiks hanging ofur the balcony until Mommy says to stop.

10. Sammy spends lots of time each night rearranging his toys in the hallway, dragging some downstairs and getting others from the toy box and bringing them upstairs.

11 When the back slidy door is open so that we can sniff the airs, Sammy goes nuts because he thinks the aliens will come in.

12. I am an attenshun 'ho. Is there a 12 step program for that?

13. Mommy STILL eats that softboiled egg with crumbled crackers, butter and milk goop. She's making some now and I can't help it but I has to get me some.

So, for the kitties we tag, you doesn't haf to do 13 - you can only do 1 or 2 or however many you want.

we tag:
Storm
Pyewacket
Midnight and Stray Kitty
Tamra Maew
and Nels, Ed, Nitro, and Xing

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles

MILES

When you are being the mighty bug hunter, you should capshur it on video.

Warning for the young kits:

this video is rated PG for brief violence and brief spot 13ity. (for some reason, you might haf to hit the play button twice for the video to werk, if it doesn't werk, let us know)

video

For more Meezer Rule Wednesday, please visit

Caroline

Egypt

and everyone else at Simply Siamese

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Two post Tuesday

MILES
Our wonderful furriend Meep gived us this award for being nice. We is so honored. We loves Meep, he's a great guy. And he has a new Meezer brofurr Twizzler!
After our 'rasslin match on the table, and the stairs, and the balcony tonight, I doesn't fink that Mommy finks we is really nice. We was bof hollering and yowling and screaming at the top of our lungs for a long long time (mom's note: about 30 minutes!!). We was just hafing fun.

We would like to gif this award to Sanjee (and efurryone else at the HOT(m)BC) and Abby, (and Ping, Jinx, Boo and Gracie too) 'cause they is the nicest girlfriends in the whole werld. We would also like to give this award to our buddy Zeus, 'cause he is a great kitty, and to our furriend Derby who is furry speshul and cares lots about all the kitties in the blogsphere.
We really want to gif this award to efurrycat, because this is the best bloggysphere community in the whole werld and efurryone is nice to each ofurr and we nefurr haf fights or say bad things and we all care about each other.
Our 2nd post for today is below.

2nd post of Two Post Tuesday

SAMMY

Mommy taked a video of me!!! If you listen close, you can hear me purr

video

Monday, September 10, 2007

Manly Meezer Gizzy Quilt Monday

SAMMY
We gotted our Gizzy Quilt in the mail on Saturday . This is the quilt that we won for ordering the100th quilt. It's BEAUTIFUL and as you can see, it compliments my Meezer furs wonderfully. It's so comfy. I loves it. I don't think I will let Miles have it - he stolded the Spicy Vixen snuggle and will not let me near it.




Friday, September 07, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MILES

WHAAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA



Miles Fillipe Meezer's Aliases

Your movie star name: Ham George

Your fashion designer name is Miles Paris

Your socialite name is Poosie Rochester

Your fly girl / guy name is M Mee

Your detective name is Cat Schroeder

Your barfly name is Ham Beer

Your soap opera name is Fillipe Willowick

Your rock star name is Tootsie Rolls Car

Your Star Wars name is Milsam Meesan

Your punk rock band name is The Happy Spaceship

SAMMY



Sammy Alfonse Meezer's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chick-hen George

Your fashion designer name is Sammy Madrid

Your socialite name is Bam Bam Jacksonville

Your fly girl / guy name is S Mee

Your detective name is Cat Thomas

Your barfly name is Temptations Alabama Slammer

Your soap opera name is Alfonse Willowick

Your rock star name is Gummy Bears Antelope

Your Star Wars name is Sammil Meeabb

Your punk rock band name is The Meezerish Wrench

Thursday, September 06, 2007

we KNEW we should haf been 'dopted by celebrities

MILES

Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...

Whizdom Audio


SAMMY

Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...

Lucky Banjo

I wonder if we can hire a lawyer to change our names?

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles Meezer

MILES

My rule for today is short and sweet:

Running into rooms and pushing heavy things over and then hollering your head off will give your human much needed exercise when she sprints up or down the stairs to make shur that the heavy thing didn't fall on you. Doing this every 20-30 minutes is good aerobic exercise for them.

For more Meezer Rule Wednesday, please visit
Caroline
Egypt
and everyone else at Simply Siamese

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Miles Report - Labor Day Edishun

MILES
Well, it was a long holiday weekend, so it's time for a Miles Report.

The Foo-ton Dude Report
My foo-ton dude came home for the holiday. As previously reported, he did NOT bring my foo-ton wif him. We hadded a long talk about getting a metal monster wif wheels that my foo-ton would fit in. He said he will consider it.

The Food Report
I hadded HAM, and tem-tay-shuns, and eggs, and bacon pancakes wif maple syrup. I fink I love bacon pancakes wif maple syrup. I also hadded a ham and cheese om-let.

The 'Alaxashun Report
I hadded a furry 'alaxing holiday. I spent lots of time in my tent, and on the couch, and unner the covers in the bed. I did NOT spend any time 'alaxing on my foo-ton, because my foo-ton was not here. (SAMMY: get over it dude!! you know that mommy saided we is going to visit your foo-ton in a couple or three or eleventy five weeks).

The Alien Report - by Sammy
There were many aliens this weekend. I hadded to do extra patrols on Sunday night because there was an alien convenshun in the back yard, so I could not spend any time upstairs in the sleeping room sleeping on heads.

The Weather Report
It was sunny and no rains. We haf had furry little rains this summer and we need rains. Mommy waters our garden efurry day and our flowers and our lawn, but we has the only green lawn in the neighborhood. efurryone else has crunchy grass.

The "something weird happened" report
Mommy and my foo-ton dude wented outside one day and finded a dead chicken-monkey in the driveway, wif one of mommy's plant-holder-upper laying on top of it. She saided that the plant holder uppers are holding up the huge green pepper plants in the back garden, and it's about eleventy seven times longer than the chicken-monkey, so she has no idea what happened. The chicken-monkey didn't haf any teef marks on it so she doesn't know what happened to it. Poor chicken-monkey.
(SAMMY: hey goofball, it's chipmonk, not chicken-monkey). (MILES: whatefurr dude. chicken-monkey sounds better).

Sunday, September 02, 2007

For Ana, Oscar and Ubee and Brendan




Our friend Brendan has also gone to the Bridge. Rest well friends. We will miss you.


our regular Friday post is below.

I think I'm getting closer

MILES I think that I'm getting close to home!! I just hope mine plane stops and lets me off - otherwise I'll overshoot the house a...