The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Our Mommy
We saw this on Skeeter and LC's blog, and we want to steal it (we hopes that is ok wif Skeeter and LC). It's a meme that's about 5 pawsitive things about your beans. (we is gonna do 6) We haf been driving mommy nutso for a while, so we thought that we would fink of some nice things about her. We will take terns
1. ME: Mommy gifs the bestest snuggles in the middle of the night. When I come down from the pillow to lay in snuggling posishun next to her, she nefurr yells at me, she puts her arms around me and calls me her "sweetest little baby boy" and then i lean back and gif her kissies. Then we snuggle and sleep.
2. MILES: Mommy gifs the bestest windowsill kissies. She pets bof sides of my face at the same time and then lets me kissie her on the lips. I gets all purry and when I reach out for her she doesn't walk away. She lets me pet her on bof sides of her face too - I stand up on my back feets and grab her face. and she calles me her "sweetest little baby....." - uh, hmmm. Somefing is not right here.
3. SAMMY: When I am laying on the dining room table and she walks by, she doesn't yell at me anymore (YEAH! I WON!!). Instead, she just skritches my hiney and she does gif the bestest butt skritches.
4. MILES: Mommy always lets me sleep next to her on the couch. she doesn't push me away.
5. MILES: When I come up to lay in bed, she always turns over onto her back and puts her arm around me and pulls me close so that I can sleep wif my head on her shoulder for a while. Then when I want to go unner the covers, she lifts them up for me (well, ok, sometimes she yells at me a little for scratching at the covers when she's sleeping, but not much anymore).
6. SAMMY: Sometimes I gets an extra helping of dinner. Don't tell Miles. Miles ushually finishes my dinner and then I gets hungry so she sneaks me some extra. I'm her special baby boy .
We loves our mommy!!! But most of all we loves to make our mommy nuts. But we're wearing her down - she hardly hollers anymore!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Thursday 13 - Banishment
13 things I haf thought about during my banishment.
1. Nefur let your older brofur talk you into somefing called a "loser leaves town" match
2. Concentrate on the pin and not the bunny kicking
3. my girlfriend Sanjee is so nice to visit me while I'm being banished.
4. i wonder if mommy misses my hollering for food. (mom's note: you stopped? when?)
5. oooo! who put my spicy vixen snuggle in the tent? warm!
6. i wonder how long it will take to annoy mommy by bunnykicking the inside of the tent
7. hmm, 7.3 seconds. i could do better.
8. This thing can tip over!!
9. is there an all wrestling channel on our direct-tv service? I need pointers.
10. if I really had to leave town, I wonder if my daddy would pick me up at the bus station and take me to live wif him (and my foo-ton).
11. that would be sweet to live wif daddy - he has better snacks AND he gifs them to me on my foo-ton.
12. I miss my foo-ton.
13. i'm bored. I declare banishment OVER. I demand a re-match. This time it should be LOSER SHAVES HIS FURS OFF.
On a side note, Happy Annifursary to Mommy and Daddy. They haf been married 21 years today!! (mommy says that's not possible because she's only 35).
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Meezer Rule Wednesday
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Answers and Loser Leave Town Battle Results
Some cats askded yesterday "what is Daikon?". Well, Daikon is a radish that is really really hot like horseradish but it's mainly used in Asian Queezeene (what? oh, thanks mom, Cuisine? No, that's not how it's spelled!! SHEESH). Anyway, mommy is going to pickle it. She wented out yesterday and when she gotted back, all the beets were missing from the basket. She found them all over the living room. No, I don't know who did it.
Now, the Meezer Mania Eleventy Six Loser Leave Town Match Results:
Monday, September 24, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
More Meezer Mania
Meezer Mania eleventy eight: Steel Cage Match (ok, well couch match).
Sammy wins with a flying meezer off the top of the cage (couch) knocking me into a backwards summersault
Do you think Mommy was concerned about me? NO!!! She laffed so hard she almost stopped breathing. Then she said something about the left side of her head exploding and went to bed.
Just WAIT until tonight. Vengenance will be MINE. Meezer Mania Eleventy six - loser leaves town match.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Thursday 13 - Meezer Mania
Ok, so mommy says that we has been bad the last 2 days. Here are 13 things we has done the last two days that are 'sponsible for mommy's my-grane
1. Mommy went out the other day for eleventy four hours (MOM'S note: 30 minutes to the grocery store) and when she came back, we had tossed efurryfing from the tables onto the floor. Yes, Miles helped whap.
2. Miles tried to kill mommy buy tripping her - on the stairs and in the kit-chen
3. I licked her teefs when she was sleeping. It's really not as fun as I thought it would be.
4. Miles spent the day yesterday running up and down the stairs. So I hadded to join in and the Meezer 500 was on.
5. For every pit stop in the Meezer 500, Miles needed to sit on mommy and be cuddled.
6. Miles was little rough leaving his pit stops, and now mommy has Meezer racing stripes on her tummy (someone has to haf a pawdicure tomorrow)
7. I made her to go the store and buy me Sheba chick-hen, which as she has said 'afore is 'spensive, then I refused to eat it today. You know those cartoons where people pull their hair and their heads kind of look like footballs 'cause their hair stays in? well, in real life, the hair comes out.
8. Miles is not only the king of smell-o-vision dreams, but today he akshually made mommy go outside for air before she could go upstairs and scoop.
9. TV-table tipping.
10. No, I don't know how the phone got out of the cradle in the living room and into the kitchen.
11. Yes, it was hard work to drag my crinkly sleeping bag toy out of the toy box and up the stairs while you was sleeping. It's bigger than me.
12. I don't have a problem with my foot in your ear while i'm sleeping, why do you?
13. I think Miles was going for the werld record for hollering - he came close.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Pirate Rule Wednesday
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
I KNEW IT
OH OH OH OH OH. I KNEW IT. I think this happened when I was abandoned when I was a baby, before my mommy finded me. I think that's prolly why I was hiding in her garden, and why I haf to watch out the big slidy door all the time to make shur they're not coming back!
There's a 68% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens |
There's a good chance that you've been abducted by crazy, kinky aliens. At least, that's what you've convinced yourself. |
MILES
Good Greif Sammy you is weird!!!
Our good friend Pixel tagged us for this meme, so here are more things about us! (it was her ferst meme!!)
The guidelines for this tag:1. Link to your tagger and post these rules
2. Write some facts about yourself: some random, some weird, some just plain fun.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them)
4. Let those 7 people know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.
The challenge is to keep it interesting without making the reader think “Um, too much information…”
1. I ate arugula yesterday. it was wif the slice of roast beast that I stole off mommy's plate when she wasn't looking. It was gross and I spit it out. Sammy ate it after I spit it out.
2. The only stinky goodness Sammy will now eat is Sheba Chick-hen. Mommy says it costs 1 green paper per container, and that's 'spensive!!
3. Sammy hadded to haf his feets bathed yesterday - he did a dive into the open bag of charcol that mommy lefted by the slidy door. He gotted charcol dust all ofurr his feets.
4. Sammy scared mommy the other night by dragging on of his fev-ver wands over her face while she was sleeping. She woke up gasping and waving her arms around. then she could not get back to sleep. He just wanted to get it to his side of the bed, and he refuses to walk around the bed on the floor - he has to jump up on mommy's side and walk across her pillows.
5. I like clam chowder. At least I did last night at dinner time. Don't tell mommy I licked hers while she was in the kit-chen.
we tag Frostin, King Obsidian,Queen Munchkin and Princess Ashlyn and Princess Boots
everyone else is welcome to play too!!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Meezer Manuscript Manly Mancat Monday
So, here I am thinking and dictating a story to Mommy for the next book that Max is publishing. The deadline is October 1.
Writing is hard werk, but hard werks is manly, right?
And I am looking meezerly on our Gizzy Meezer quilt. Mommy didn't get a pikshur of it, but right after she taked this pikshur and putted the camera away, Sammy jumped on me and screamed "GET OFF OF MY GIZZY MEEZER QUILT". But I didn't. We terned it into a Gizzy Meezer rasslin ring. Rassling is also furry manly.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Fun Friday
You Are Half Baked Ice Cream |
In reality, you're just a quarter baked |
SAMMY
You Are Cherry Garcia Ice Cream |
You're the coolest cat around, but too laid back to let it get to your head |
Thursday, September 13, 2007
A meme for Thursday 13
would that be a meme meme? hmm. that herts my head.
so, we was tagged by Mr Kelly at It's all Good
Here's the rules
The guidelines for this tag:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules
2. Write some facts about yourself: some random, some weird, some just plain fun.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them)
4. Let those 7 people know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.
The challenge is to keep it interesting without making the reader think “Um, too much information…”
So, for Thursday 13, here's 13 things about us:
1. Sammy would rather get pets on the dining room table than eat. What's up with that?
2. Even though we have standed on the ceiling at purrfday parties, every night I still try and stand on the ceiling in the bedroom
3. I like to lay wif my head on the laptop keyboard so that mommy has to pay attenshun to me
4. I like to make mommy crazy by sometimes sleeping in bed wif her and sometimes not. then she finks I'm sick or somefing and she wakes up several times a night to check on me.
5. I have to come when mommy calls my name. I don't want to, but I can't help it. Whenever she calls me I come running.
6 Sammy NEVER comes when he is called.
7. If you don't pet Sammy when you walk by the dining room table, he will reach out and smack you.
8. I beg like a woofie for ham. It's sad but true. When mommy gets out the ham, I sit up on my back legs and holler for it.
9. After brekfest efurry day, Sammy goes back upstairs to sit in the hall and holler, and if no one answers, he starts his acrobatiks hanging ofur the balcony until Mommy says to stop.
10. Sammy spends lots of time each night rearranging his toys in the hallway, dragging some downstairs and getting others from the toy box and bringing them upstairs.
11 When the back slidy door is open so that we can sniff the airs, Sammy goes nuts because he thinks the aliens will come in.
12. I am an attenshun 'ho. Is there a 12 step program for that?
13. Mommy STILL eats that softboiled egg with crumbled crackers, butter and milk goop. She's making some now and I can't help it but I has to get me some.
So, for the kitties we tag, you doesn't haf to do 13 - you can only do 1 or 2 or however many you want.
we tag:
Storm
Pyewacket
Midnight and Stray Kitty
Tamra Maew
and Nels, Ed, Nitro, and Xing
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles
MILES
When you are being the mighty bug hunter, you should capshur it on video.
Warning for the young kits:
this video is rated PG for brief violence and brief spot 13ity. (for some reason, you might haf to hit the play button twice for the video to werk, if it doesn't werk, let us know)
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Two post Tuesday
2nd post of Two Post Tuesday
SAMMY
Mommy taked a video of me!!! If you listen close, you can hear me purr
Monday, September 10, 2007
Manly Meezer Gizzy Quilt Monday
Friday, September 07, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA
Miles Fillipe Meezer's Aliases |
Your movie star name: Ham George Your fashion designer name is Miles Paris Your socialite name is Poosie Rochester Your fly girl / guy name is M Mee Your detective name is Cat Schroeder Your barfly name is Ham Beer Your soap opera name is Fillipe Willowick Your rock star name is Tootsie Rolls Car Your Star Wars name is Milsam Meesan Your punk rock band name is The Happy Spaceship |
SAMMY
Sammy Alfonse Meezer's Aliases |
Your movie star name: Chick-hen George Your fashion designer name is Sammy Madrid Your socialite name is Bam Bam Jacksonville Your fly girl / guy name is S Mee Your detective name is Cat Thomas Your barfly name is Temptations Alabama Slammer Your soap opera name is Alfonse Willowick Your rock star name is Gummy Bears Antelope Your Star Wars name is Sammil Meeabb Your punk rock band name is The Meezerish Wrench |
Thursday, September 06, 2007
we KNEW we should haf been 'dopted by celebrities
MILES
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is... |
SAMMY
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is... |
I wonder if we can hire a lawyer to change our names?
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Meezer Rule Wednesday - by Miles Meezer
My rule for today is short and sweet:
Running into rooms and pushing heavy things over and then hollering your head off will give your human much needed exercise when she sprints up or down the stairs to make shur that the heavy thing didn't fall on you. Doing this every 20-30 minutes is good aerobic exercise for them.
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Egypt
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
The Miles Report - Labor Day Edishun
Monday, September 03, 2007
Sunday, September 02, 2007
For Ana, Oscar and Ubee and Brendan
Our friend Brendan has also gone to the Bridge. Rest well friends. We will miss you.
our regular Friday post is below.
Good bye my sweet Nicky
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