Crappity crap crap crap - what do you mean that I could not haf winned the South Africa AND Netherlands lotteries because I didn't buy any tickets? The EMAIL says I winned, so somebody must haf buyed tickets for me. The email would not lie. It clearly says I WINNED. I'm gonna buy the tem-tay-shuns factory.
Meezer Mom: Miles, that's called SPAM email, and it's not true.
MILES: but............. read it! It says I WINNED. and SPAM is yucky canned ham-like-food-product. It can't even be sent over the innernets. so you're just making that up.
SPAM mail, sheesh. does you think I'm STOOPID or somefing?