Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

It's Meezer Rule Wednesday! My rule for today is:

Be careful where you use your "claw of doom" - bean hineys may be fleshy, but for some reason they are furry sensitive to being poked.

SAMMY
Study this pikshur carefully. This was the whappage from a whapping rampage last summer. Notice the total destruction of the dining room table - centerpiece whapped over, 2 containers of food whapped over, and as a bonus, total disarray of the tablecloth and placemats. This was one of my better whapping sessions.
Always look for opportunities for total destruction.
Oh, and also notice my posture - totally innocent. I'm sitting still like a good boy. When you look innocent and sit still like a good boy, the mom's don't get too mad.


This week practice some total destruction - run across a table really fast and see what flies.
We have been tagged for more memes, which we are werking on and will post tomorrow!

33 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I just did that on the counter top!!! Wow. Thank you Sammy! Now I know what I meant to do!

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Sammy you are sooooo my hero!!!

Precious

Pee Ess....Hi to our bestest furriends.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

"Cogito ergo WHAP"!

Renee said...

I'm so glad that Lilly can't read.

Halloween said...

You kitties like to play on the wild side!

Halloween

Kavan said...

Sammy, I bow to your prowess! That innocent look is perfect! When I go on a whapping session, I have a look that Dad calls my "what??" look!

Kavan

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Dear Sammy & Miles,
You guys are our hero's with your whole "practice some total destruction" concept...we just LOVE to do that! We just posted your meme out on our blog...thanks for taggin' us!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat's a great whapping session is we efur saw one. I'm werking on whapping fings off da beans bureau. Dare am lots of stuff on dose fings.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

hurricane sammy bloo thru

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow, Sammy, that's some very impressive destruction! I don't think either of us would be able to manage that.

Great rule, Miles. Unfortunately, our claws are kept trimmed (they are cut twice a week if you can believe it!) so we never have "Claws of Doom." :(

DEBRA said...

Sammy
Yu gotta whappin down to a sigh-ance. Yu are a gene-yous! Dat wuz a fantastical pixchur of yu too. I bet yur Mommie wondered how in da werld all of dat stuff wuz whapped becuz yu were obviously inn-o-sent.

***wavin paws***
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

***Blowin kisses***
Bye to my strong, sweet, handsome floofy master whapinator!

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel gurl
Abby

The Furry Kids said...

I can't wait to try out the total destruction. heh heh

EG

goldenshade said...

Sammy, you are da cat!!!!! I wish the PM kept those table cloths on our tables, so fun. We had a small one on it over the holidays but Shade kept her rather large rump situated on it.

~Goldie

Hot(M)BC said...

Oh for sure Miles, Mommy does not like her hiney poked. Or Grandma eifur. Too bad huh?
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Hot(M)BC said...

Whapmeister, you da man! Boy, I've got a lot to learn. I have an imPAWtant question about whappage on my post today. Can you help out an whap apprentice please O Wize Whapmeister?
Purrrrrs,
your student Pepi

Lyra&Caesar said...

That's some brilliant damage. Lyra just figured out how to get up on the dinning table and no doubt will be following your example soon.

Junior said...

Miles-I have the use of the "claw of doom" down pat.

Sammy-What a great whapping time that must have been!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

That is some awesome whapping. We bow to the Master of Whap.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Great whapping Sammy!
We think we need to practice the "innocent pose" a bit more.

Daisy said...

I think I would enjoy playing the Total Destruction game!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

What an incredible display of destruction! We are impressed! ~Queen Snickers

Mickey said...

Sammy,you are the master!!!! Mom is 'organizing' and painting. Lots of opportunities there ! Woot!!
I wanna be good like you! Hahahahaha!!
Purrs Mickey

PeeEss: Miles,you are so right about the bean butt! Not a good place for the claw!! :/

TT said...

When I's jump where I'm not s'pose to, I gets scairt and can't look innocents. I really must try thats though.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow Sammy, we'z in awe of yoor whapping mastery and total distruction ability. Mom has been putting away all of da whapables lately and shutting herself in da sewing room while she is working so we've been missing out on whapping practice.

PB & J said...

That's some great whappage Sammy! We'll make sure to practise this week!

The Devil Dog said...

I have gotten on the table and made a mess ffrom there. I can't run across it really fast because I am afraid I would fall off. But I do make good mess when I am on it.

Roxy

Eric and Flynn said...

No doubt about it, you are the king of the whappers. We will be practicing hard to follow your great eggsample.
We haf given yoo an award in onner of yer grate whappability.

Scout said...

Sammy, although I am a purrfessional whapper myself, I bow to your awesome whappy ways!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You're such an amazing whapper! I find your claw of doom rule very apt as I may have applied the claw to the LL's chest area this morning.

Kaze

FrecklesandDeb said...

That is some serious Whapitude! You are the best Whapper ever!

William said...

Miles, that's a very good rule. And Sammy, I can't let Russell read this because if he added whapping to his behavior, we'd have to get a dog house for him to live in!

MoMo said...

From SS,
Good thing Momo can't read, not really. Otherwise I would be in serious trouble with all these whapping advices and refinement.

Java's Coffee House said...

Since mommy is packing for our move our place is already in total destruction but I will make sure to do total destruction at my new place right off the bat.

purrs,
java

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