Thursday, January 03, 2008

New ways to annoy

SAMMY

Thirteen new ways of annoying Mommy:

1. playing jingle balls in the middle of the night

2. dragging fev-ver wands onto the bed in the middle of the night

3. making mommy sleep wif one arm straight out or over her head all night

4. storing stuff unner the love seat and then staring at it until she brings it out

5. putting it all back unner the love seat

6. throwing toys in and out of the tents

7. 38 laps around the living room from the big slidy window to the kitchen wif a big poofy tail, which makes her get up and turn on the outside light. which scares the aliens away so she can't see them.

8. begging for dinner and then letting Miles eat it all

9. digging in plastic bags

10. begging for tem-tay-shuns and then walking away. then coming back to beg again, then walking away, then coming back to beg again and finally eating them. REALLY S---L----O---W so that she has to hold Miles so he won't eat mine

11. laying on the couch behind mommy and licking my lips every 5 seconds - really loud

12. yakking up kibble - one piece at a time

13. pretending i want bean food and licking the piece she gives me and walking away. if i lick it Miles won't eat it either. hee hee.

36 comments:

Renee said...

you're so funny...no wonder your mommy loves you so much

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

KC said...
Hee hee, must get Sol & Smokey to read this an lurn from tha masters. in fact, gonna get all tha Mites and tha three lil baby cats. fanks fur this, guys.
Purrs, KC

Marilyn MonREOW said...

*giggle*! You two fellows are so cute. Life is never dull in a household with two or more cats, that's for sure! *smile*!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

A tip from our orange cat who went before. If she stops noticing the lip licking thing, then just give her a little kick in the head now and then. Also, if she sings, bite her ear... You are in the perfect position for both.

MoMo said...

Oooooooh! I get sooooo inspired by your list. SS, here we goooooo! You think I am naughty, you've seen nuttin' yet.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, Sammy ... Mom would be so mad at you! We eat our food really, really fast 'cuz Sparky Fuzzypants steals our dinners if we don't.

DMM

PeeSss: Happy Blogoversary!!! Yay!

topcatrules said...

OOh, we love it! We need to try more of those. :)

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh my Sammy, most of those sound like fun! (Except for the yakking.)

Daisy said...

Good ones! I think I will try a few of those myself...

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha those are good annoying fings. We bofe do #13 and that gits mum mad cuz we keep on until she gives us some, but she knows we won't eat it.

Parker said...

You could teach at a university! You have so many tricks up your paw!

Mickey said...

Sammy, you are the master!!! That is a super list. #7 is a lot of fun. I do # 4& % a lot too,heehee
Keep up the good work!!!
Purrs Mickey

Monty Q. Kat said...

Oh! DIngy balls at 2am is the BEST GAME EVER!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Oh but you are sneaky Sammy. Very devious! We are most impressed.

The Furry Kids said...

#1 is the best.thing.ever. #9 rocks, too. And #12 made Momma giggle.

Happy Thursday!

Love,
Tazo

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

really good ones! if i lick food sarge won't eat it either! i wonder why that is???

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxo

Forty Paws said...

Wow Sammy. You're about as annoying as 5 or 6 of us!!! Way to go dude!

Luf, Us

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Sammy you're such a pro!! You may even be more of a "handful" than Kaze.

Latte

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

You guys rule that house with an iron paw!

Tybalt said...

Great job, Sammy! You are one inventive kitty!

Jimmy Joe said...

Sammy, you are such a creative buddy. I love your ideas.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

TT said...

I loves to yack too! I think the beans mommys likes to clean them toos. I mean, she always says "Ooooooooooooo TT!!!" when she cleans it up. So much for a snack later tho.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hehehehe, we'z taking notes. Mom's gotten used to da stuff we do to annoy her so she's hardly annoyed anymore. #13 won't work, Speedy will eat ANYTHING, even if one of us gerls has licked it.

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Hi Guys!
Wow - these are great! We like #3 the best! :) When we do that to our Mommy she gets something called a "crink" in her neck....hehehehehe!

Thanks for sharing these with all of us :)

Purrs,
Rocky, Angie, & S'more xo

Jan said...

Yep, those will work. Good list!

jans funny farm

moshix2/aka: sachie said...

Good job guys!! Me dont annoy my mom too much. Me should work on thiz more...thankz for the tipz!! Goma

Ariel said...

Lol...Great List I'll have to try these.

Samantha & Tigger said...

Sammy, we are going to have to borrow a few of those so we can try them out on our Mom! Hummmm #7 looks good and so does # 1.
Your FL furiends,

Derby said...

You are the best at making your mum's life more difficult.

Hey, how did her interview go?

Angus said...

It's ok, Miles, it's good for your staff to keep in training for those REALLY trying days serving you. Like when you need to change blog templates and stuff like that :)!

Caesar and Princess said...

I love dinner time, and lunch time and brrreakfast too. The kitchen is my favorite room

You are funny Sammy :-D

Headbutts, Caesar

William said...

Those are some great tips. I'm definitely going to try some!

Thanks for the info. My mom's burnt to a crisp and I think contemplating some dramatic move. She's an old New Englander and knows about the snow, and as long as I don't have to go out in it, I don't care! :-)

HRH Yao-Lin said...

haha I especially like the last one, a very clever siamese technique!! x

The Devil Dog said...

Those are just too funny. Really.

Roxy

Michelle Gartner said...

Hmmm Key's ways to annoy me, beg to be let back on the computer to blog again as if 5 kids weren't enough to keep me busy & sleeping on my feet like a dead cat. Sure it's warm but it won't move.

Hot(M)BC said...

Sammy, if the felines around here start with these particular tricks, you're in deep doodoo.
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