Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES
Meezer Rule: when you gets good noos, SCREAM IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS.
(and show people your missing teefs at the same time)


SAMMY
This is the result of this weekend's whapping session.
Everything you see here was on the table (mommy was cleaning up some)
Let's see, magazies, bottle of nip, canning jar (those really make a loud crash when you whap them into the wall first, which is what I did and it maded Mommy jump off the couch to see what I breaked), hat, tissues, the 'puter cord was already on the floor

Yep, all this stuff was whapped too - basket of canning jar lids, candy bag, pens, canning jar holder, bag
Lesson for today:
When you have the opportunity to undo a cleaning session, do it fast and furious. You can score major whappage points that way.



38 comments:

Derby said...

What a way to whap! The Whapmeister strikes again.

Jon said...

See here

The Devil Dog said...

Oh my, if I did all that my mom would not be happy with me at all. In fact, she would be what the boy would be calling "MOMZILLA!"

Roxy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well thanks for the whapping lessons, i am still practicing whapping sarge while he is asleep but so far he still doesn't much like it. am i doing it wrong? ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo

Renee said...

I wonder what you would do if your mom moved everything to the floor?



Knowing you...sit on the nice clean tables, right?

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, that is a great rule. You have very pretty teeth (don't worry, we don't have many teeth either).

Sammy, that is some major whappage. Good job!

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Alexi said...

We love your method of sending good noos and the whapping lessons. By the way, I don't have some teeth either.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Well, I can't whap, but I can sure kick and toss stuff around! ~Fi

michico*Adan said...

You are much better than me~!
I only make a mess~~~~

Cheysuli and gemini said...

But you had such an excellent reason to celebrate with a bit of good whapping!

Two Meezer Brothers said...

Excellent whappage! Between us and our bean sister (who's three years old) clean doesn't last long. We're proud to be a big part of that!

Kimo & Sabi said...

WOOOO HOOOOO fer yer momma!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Miles, that's a fabulous rule! Impressive mouth there!

Sammy, that's some impressive whapping! We don't think we'll ever be able to whap that much stuff!

Hot(M)BC said...

Very good Meezer rule, Miles. I can do that. Grandma says I must have some Meezer in me. heheh
And I'm totally impurressed with the whappage, O Great Whapmeister! I'll have to look for that type of great whappage opportunity around here.
Purrrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Oh how fierce, Miles! ::swoon::
(yore girlfriendcat Sanjee said that afore she swooned)

DEBRA said...

Ooo what a fierce looking maofull of toofs!

Sammy you is King of da Whapper! That was sum serious whappin do did! I am gonna half to come ofur furr my own purrsonal one on one sesshun wif yu! Purrrssss....

**wavin paws***
Bye Miles
Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie

Bye to my sweet handsome ultra strong whappin meezerman sensation....

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring tiny angel princess
~Abby

The Furry Kids said...

Miles, that is an excellent rule. I found out this weekend that yelling really makes The Mom freak out. heh

Sammy, I am in awe of your whapping skills. I took lots of notes.

EG

Vincent and Mike said...

Wow, you are truely a masterful whapper. We's very impressed.

Junior said...

Wow! Your whappage abilities always amaze me!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Sammy you is just impressive! ~Empress

The Cat Realm said...

Lovely meezer rule! Lovely picture too! Awesome whapping contest!!!! You rock!!!

Hot(M)BC said...

I'd luf to come ofur Miles, fanks for inbiting me.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I've really got to get batter at whapping. I mean, that's a lot of effort you've applied!

Latte

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

We was so happy 'bout your good news that we did some whappin' ourselves!!!

We is real real REAL happy for you.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Tybalt said...

WOW! I'm impressed with the whapping.

Congratulations on the great news again!

Daisy said...

That was a very, very impressive whapping session!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Sammy and Miles,

We are so very happy that your Mommy got the jobbie! We are still purraying for your fambly!

And fabulous whapping!!

Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Miles what big teefs you have!
Sammy! A great rule to keep....strike fast and furiously!

PB & J said...

That's some serious whappage!

Scout said...

Sammy,

Mommy thought I was queen of the whap; however, after seeing photographic proof, she concedes that you are the Whappingest Cat of all!!

Know what that means??!?!!?! I gotta get busy!!

Princess said...

I agree, you have to work quickly to get maximum results!

The Furry Fighter said...

excellent photo and a super whapping escapade :) well done, good meezer behaviour xxx

Eric and Flynn said...

Miles you can open yer mouf as wide as a snake when it's going to swallow a cow!!!!
Sammy that's some seeryuss whapping you've been doing. Good work!!

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Lux said...

Wow, I am amazed at the damage you inflicted - way to go!!!

Mickey said...

Sammy, you are the Whap Master!!!
You have a great Mom too,heeheeheeDid she use any bad words?Hahahahaha!
Miles,that is a super rule to go with your teefs!!!Your tongue looks like a slide! Hahahahaha!!
Purrs Mickey

The Meowers from Missouri said...

dude! MAJOR whappage!!

as the whappin' guru, you should test your students' grasp of your teaching by having a contest (you KNOW we'll play just for the love of the game): "what's the (biggest) (heaviest) (most valuable) (funnest) (funniest) (etc.) thing you've efurr whapped offa table?"

Forty Paws said...

Holy cow! That's serious whappage!

Dorf is jealous of Miles' toofies.

Luf, Us

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