Thursday, February 07, 2008

Some words of advice - Thursday 13

SAMMY

Here are some words of advice for when the beans are sick:

1. barfing makes them barf
2. stinky poops in the middle of the night make them gag in their sleep
3. poking the claw of doom into their forehead will get you launched from the bed
4. plucking the fev-vers out of their pillows while they're sleeping will get you moved off the bed
5. kicking them in the back of the head while you're on the couch will get you removed from the couch
6. ten thousand kissies on the forehead may be a little excessive. for some reason their skin cannot handle it.
7. chewing on plastic stuff will get you yelled at. ALOT
8. while they normally do not mind you laying against their arms while they are on the laptop, somehow being sick makes them ultra sensitive to this and you get moved. ALOT
9. petting their faces makes them get all mushy and kissy
10. they have BAD breafs when they're sick
11. they are furry warm to snuggle against
12. they tend to lay still longer
13. they give really really nice scritches when you snuggle nice.

38 comments:

Derby said...

Hope your mum gets better soon. While snuggling with her helps. It is better if she is better. Purrs.

Renee said...

I noticed that a lot of this advice mentions you getting moved. Are you getting moved a lot?

Poor Meezer Mom. I think you need lots of chicken soup, that the cats didn't get to first.

China Cat said...

oh no, oh no, oh no, Willow and I are crossing paws and hoping that everybody feels better very soon!

Purrrrs, China Cat

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I actually kind of hope for days when my human is sick. I have even considered putting something in her water...

I hope your person gets well soon.

Team Tabby said...

So sorry to hear that your beans are sick. We hopes they get better real soon.

Mindy & Moe

Samantha & Tigger said...

Oh my, we hope your beans get better soon!! We don't think you like getting moved so much and Mom wants to know if you can teach Tigger and I how to give kitty kisses!
Your FL furiends,

Camie's Kitties said...

Those are very good lessons. You need to keep laying on your sick beans so that they don't get up and move around too much. That could make them get sicker.

We hope your beans are feeling better.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Karen Jo said...

Sammy, you give very good advice on taking care of sick beans. I hope that Meezer Mom gets to feeling better very soon.

michico*Adan said...

I am laughing at No.10.
You are really good to tell~!!

I hope your beans are feeling well soon.

Parker said...

Awwwww, I hope your Mommy feels better quick! Keep up the kisses, I know they work!

DEBRA said...

Sammy

I knoo yu is doing all yu can to help yur Mommie...we will keep purrin and purrin and hope she feels better furry furry soon.

**wavin paws**
Bye Miles -- keep purrin and snugglin wif yur Mommie.

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring petite sugar puff
~Abby

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Shmaybe jus laying reel close nice and quiet will make da beans feel better. Shmaybe jus a little kissy once in a while would help.

Ramses said...

This is some very good advice! :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hi honey. i tried whapping sarge last night when he was asleep and he was not amused. i told him it was something called a "spearament" and i had to do it. he just said "yeesh" and went back to sleep. am i doing it wrong?

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sammy, your observations are always so informative and valuable. I'm sure I can use some of this advice in the future!

Hot(M)BC said...

I'm takin notes, Whapmeister. I'm sure I'll need them someday. We're sending lots of purrs to your Mom to feel better fast and we'll keep it up.
Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi


Purrrrrrrrrrs and nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles!
yore girfriendcat Sanjee

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Sammy, those are very good observations. We hope your mom feels better soon. Sending lots of healing purrs her way.

Junior said...

I must address number 5. I don't kick Meowm in the back of the head, but sometimes I want to. When her fur is tickling me and I am trying to sleep...that is when I want to kick, but instead I just push.

Great observations and I am sorry you are getting moved so much~!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Excellent observations and all of them are soooo true!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

BAD breafs - absolutely. We have noticed this phenomenon as well. Pop in a breath mint, why doncha?

Princess said...

Sammy you are very wise.

purrrs

Scout said...

Bwahaha! I just published the same thing for my Thursday 13!

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh yeah, I like when Momma's sick because there's lots of extra snuggle time. But you are right: sick Beans smell GROSS.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

DK & The Fluffies said...

Gung Hay Fat Choy!

Daisy said...

It is very strange how weak beans' skin can be. It cannot really withstand biting either.

Lux said...

Those are great words of advice - I shall ponder them. Meanwhile, I hope your beans feel better very soon!

Tybalt said...

Oh no . . . I hope your mommy gets better soon! Holly has been trying out the patting the face thing LOTS. She was doing ok until she knocked over mommy's Dr Pepper . . .

The Furry Kids said...

We are taking lots and lots of notes because our Dad is sick today. We found out that #6 is very very true. Oh, and 10.

We hope your mom feels better soon. Hugs and purrayers headed her way.

Love,
Tazo

meep said...

Those are some furry good observations, Sammy! And seriously, what is the deal wif #7?!? We're always gettin' told "that's not good for a kitty" while she takes our plastic prize away ... We know you guys are doing your bestest to help your mom feel better ... purrs & headbutts from meep & Twizz

The Devil Dog said...

Those are some very good observations, very true. We hope your bean gets better soon.

Roxy & Lucky

Victor Tabbycat said...

I sure hope they's better soon! Them's good obsurfashuns. We haf one cat bed in the big bedroom that we nefur efur use, except: When Dad was sick, Bonnie slept there all day and when Mom was sick, I slept there all day. It's our nurses station.
Healing purrs,
Victor
PS Bonnie an I got HAM tonight!

Chairman Mao said...

That's a great Thursday Thirteenie, and we Ballicai are so sorry yur Mom is sick!

I've tried the ten thousand kissies on Momma and Daddy, too. They love fur me to kiss 'em but they say my tongue sure is skratchy, hehe!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Mickey said...

Yup! I agree with everything on that list.
I hope your Mom is feling better. Barfing is not fun :(
Give her lots of face petting :)
Purrs Mickey

TT said...

Headbutts and purrs are the greatest cures for the sick beans. I hopes your Mommy and Daddy Bean are okays.

Kelly Cat said...

Take good care of your beans and we will send get-well vibes and purrs up your way too.

Angus said...

Oh, yeah, that #10 is soooo way true! I mean, really, get a toothbrush already!

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

We hope the bean feels better very soon. We're sorry you're getting tossed around so much. :-(

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Momma has bad breafs efurry morning. Duz that mean she is always sicky?

Patches

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