Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES
Meezer Rule (especially for Billy) - Mashed 'tatoes is NOT foods. It's icky people stuff.

SAMMY
Well, it seems that Bill is a quick learner. Together we have whapped just about everything off every table in the house - lots of it in one day while mommy was at werk. she was NOT happy. we told her to just keep her stuffs on the floor and then she wouldn't get mad.
Whapping lesson for today: team whaps are lots more fun! If you are a single kitty, make shur that you whap more than one thing at a time.

33 comments:

Adan*Michico said...

Hahahaha....I take that orders to follow!!!! whaps whaps whaps~!!!!

Mickey said...

Gang up on Mom.......COOL!!!!!!!!!
I like that rule,heeheehee
Purrs Mickey

Alexi said...

Oooh. Good rule. One whap is neffer enuf. Purrs and hugs, Alexi

Renee said...

Hummm I never knew that Kitties don't like potatoes. No wonder my kitty didn't eat it w/ tuna.

and I agree that an empty table can't get whapped.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Bill ... Don't listen to Miles an' Sammy 'bout mashed 'tatoes ... They are good. Lucky Charmz is a connoisseur of 'tatoes. When he was a tiny boy, Mom had to hold her dinner plate above her head to keep him out of it. He'd shinny up her body an' stand in her 'tatoes. Keep eatin' 'em, Bill. They're good.

Team whappin' sounds FUN!

DMM

The Devil Dog said...

Sammy, you are so bad. But so cool.

Roxy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

okay i will try, poor sarge won't know what hit him when he goes to sleep tonight! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

Beezer said...

Mash 'tatos can have butter, cream, and/or cheese in them.
Delishhh!!!

You go Bill!

Camie's Kitties said...

Miles, we have to disagree with you - Mashed 'tatoes is good food. Especially when its got some butter in it - Beezers sounds the best tho.

Sammy, unfortunately, we don't whap, but we do agree that activities are more fun with two.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Halloween said...

Well, maybe Bill was eating snow when he was on his own and he thought the smashed potatoes were a big bowl of snow! Just wondering...

Purrs, Halloween

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Gemini just does not take to being bossed around and she would be the best whapper. Georgia can't get up high enough to whap anything...

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hehehe! Did you whap some smashed taters on da floor?!

Tara said...

Yes, a great rule. Sometimes Kavan and I go on a whappin rampage!

Tara

Parker said...

It's good to have a whappin' partner in crime!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Thanks for letting us know about the mashed potatoes, Miles. Sammy, we've been practicing team whapping! It is fun to whap together!

DEBRA said...

Sammy does it count if I am whappin all da otter kitties in da houze? I whapped Mr. Jinx dis mornin to git off my table so I cood finish eatin my breakfast. I whapped Ping to git outta my way in da hallway dis mornin juss cuz.It's gud to keep my brofurs on der pawsies...

***wavin paws**
Bye Billy
Bye Miles -- how is yur eye today sweets?

***blowin kisses***
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy whapmeister

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little slap whapper
~Abby
Pee Sss
How is yur Mommie?

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Dear Sammy & Miles,
Whappin' is fun. We find that it is a very good tool for makin' mommy git up in the mornin'...just whap one thing atta time off of her dresser.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Tigmut'hep said...

I've been teaching the young'en's too it's most rewarding! ;)

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Can you believe that Dante eats mashed tatoes? We had the choice of chick-hen or tatoes and while I chose the chick-hen (nom nom nom) Dante went for the tatoes - YECK!!! Sometimes I worry about him...

-Captain Jack

Junior said...

Well Miles, I am certain Bill ate things that were a lot worse, before he came to live with you. I hope your eye is feeling better!

Sammy and Bill, great job at whapping! I am glad you do extra....seeing as how I don't whap much.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Bill is a quick learner, but we bet you are an excellent teacher!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I've never had mashed taters before, but I'm more of a pork lover myself.
Bill, you are such a smart kitty, you learn all that important stuff so quick.
I hope your daddy gets his birthday wish very soon!

Daisy said...

You taught little Bill how to whap? Way to go!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

I like mashed orange 'tatoes! Their good. Empress and I will have to get together and do some combo whapping.

Scout said...

I am a good single whapper for sure!

The Furry Kids said...

Did Bill really eat the tatoes?! He's very brave.

We need more whapping practice. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

PB & J said...

I agree with Bill - Mashed taters are yummy! But then, Mommy does call me "Garbage Gut".

Pearl

Cecil the Cougar: said...

I am a single whapper and I sure do whap multiple things at once. For instance I just whapped Mommie's glasses off the desk, and also her pencil and her pen! She is "grrrr"ing at me right now! Funny Mommie!

zevo husssein calamari said...

Keep whapping! Thanks to your referral, Bill has been accepted in the Poop and Run Patrol.

thanks!
xoxoxoxo
pooses for peace

Tesla said...

i tagged yoo.

And mashed tatoes is NOT good.

Good luck on yoor vet appointment tonights!

Tiger Lily said...

Hi! We whapped some stuff onto the floor last night and Mom was also NOT happy!

Happy Birthday to your Daddy a day late!! We are purrrrrring for a good job for him soon.

We hope your Mommy gets all better soon and that your v-e-t visit tonight goes well.

Your friends,
Jemima, Zeke, Sushi, Tiger Lily and Ruckus

DK & The Fluffies said...

mushed potatoes are only good when you can lick the butter and gravey off of the top!

William said...

Pile on mom! I love it!

Oh, and tell Bill I'm pretty sure potatoes are made from real toes.

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

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