I will not allow mommy to take a pikshur of me being all squinty and red in the eye.
So, I wented to the v-e-t. I peed on the v-e-t and one of the aides. The haf a note in my chart that I gets really scairt and I pee. the v-e-t saided that she didn't mind 'acause it's better than the biting kitties. I would nefur bite the v-e-t. She was furry nice, but she violated my very private personal area. Then she putted some dye stuff in my eye and shined a really bright light in my eye and then saided that i have the beginning of a very new case of herpes in my eye. So she gived mommy some goop to put in my eye and tolded her to put some lysine in my foods (well all of our foods) and that it should help us all lots. My eye is still a little hurty and mommy picks me up when i start rubbing it and she wipes it wif a nice warm washcloth and that feels good.
The Billy Report:
Bad Bad Billy Boy pulled the table clof off the dining room table while we was gone and maded a HOOYG mess! Then he dumped the trash in the upstairs human litterbox room. Mommy was a little ticked off at him, but she pickded him up and hugged him some. She really doesn't get mad at any of us for more than a couple of seconds. He gotted put to bed early last night.
The Mom report: Still sick. She has no voice.