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Thursday, April 17, 2008
BILL

Me wented to v-e-t! Me has U-R-I. Me has fever. Me pooped on the lady (the mom lady). I was aksident though (sorry Max) the v-e-t lady squeezed my bottom after she invaded my personal private area. Me has to take nanner stuff again.

SAMMY

Yes, Billy has a URI. He has that awful clavamox to take. UGH. Mommy hadded to laff because while she was eating dinner, Bill was stealing her broccoli (it hadded cheese on it). When mommy burritoed up Bill to take him to the v-e-t she did not notice that he had a piece hidden in his mouth. When she gotted to the v-e-t and un-burritoed him, the broccoli popped out. Bill ate it while the v-e-t watched. The v-e-t was stunned. Hey, I LOVE broccoli! Then the v-e-t lady squeezed Billy's bottom and, well, let's just say Mommy was in the wrong place at the wrong time. On the way home, billy gotted the broccoli poots and stunk up the truck. Mommy gagged most of the way home (her window is broked and doesn't open). He was very happy when he gotted home.

39 cats hollering back:

Honey P. Sunshine said...

eewwww...broccili poots, stinky

PB & J said...

It sounds like Billy doesn't like the vet as much any more!!!

Renee said...

ewwwe! Well thanks for the diet help...cuz now I sure don't want dessert!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hehehe, broccoli farts in an enclosed space sound like fun! Poor Bill, will dat stoopid cold neffur go away...

Derby said...

I don't eat veggies, now I know why!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

OH feel better little Bill!

Lux said...

Oh, poor Bill, I hope he feels better soon ...

meemsnyc said...

Haha, Hidden Brocolli in his mouth!

I'm sorry your mom's truck windows didn't work. That must have been awful.

Hope you feel better!

Max said...

Little Doooood...I was on clavamox once. It gave me explosive poops. I mean, it was impressive and all, but not very comfortable. I hope it doesn't do that to you!

Tigmut'hep said...

Ooh we have purple sprouting broccoli growing in the garden here and Mummy says it's on the menu for dinner later, maybe I should try some as I love sweetcorn and peas! :)

Parker said...

broccoli poots sound terrible! poor Billy, Clavamox is yukky!

HotMBC said...

Heeeeehehehe I bet the v-e-t was surprized! Sorry yoo hadta go to the v-e-t again tho Billy. I hope yore cold heels up soon!

Purrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles!
~~ Sanjee

TT said...

Oh I has used clavamox too. Mommy Bean thoughted she'd be sneakys and hide it in my stinky goodness. She didn'ts show me's till AFTER I hads ate that it was there. Beans are sneaky!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh Billy, we are sorry to hear you have a URI. Sending lots of healing purrs your way.

DEBRA said...

Billy we is all sorry to hear yu has a cold! But me finks yu is gonna git better furry soon. I bet yu fink yu goota go to da Vet's all da time dontcha? Well not to werry lil one, once dey git yu all well yu'll only have to go once in a squillion.

*wavin paws*
Feel better Billy
Don't git sick Miles

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin little tuxie gurl watchin out da window furr a bisit
~Abby

Mickey said...

So,Bill likes broccoli eh? Roxy(the Devil Dog) will be pleased!!!
I hope Bill feels better soon :) Pooting in the car .....ewwwwwwwww
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Purrs Mickey

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Poor little Bill...we are sure your Mommy forgives you....it wasn't your fault....it was that VET!!!

WE HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON!

Miles, Sammy...no whapping Bill ...at least until he is feeling better!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

we bets billy wasn't the ONLY one "very happy when he gotted home." mommy was prolly bright blue by then from holding her breath!!

sorry you is still punyin', billy. we hopes you endures that ol' clavamox an' gets better fast. if you gets the squirty poops from it, maybe your mom-lady could gif you some yogurts. mmmmmmmmm!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We hope you are feeling better soon Billy! xxxooo

The Furry Kids said...

That was a funny broccoli story. Between the gooby eyes and the two foot long boogies and the URI, you guys sure need a break. We hope you get all healed up and that EVERYONE feels lots better soon.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, broccoli poots. That is nasty. I hope you guys have an orange-free zone to escape to, Sammy and Miles.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

jenianddean said...

eeewwwwww...stinky poots!!!

Sorry you're not feeling well Billy. We are sending your purrs and headbutts!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Tybalt said...

Feel better soon, Bill.

Your poor mom . . . ha ha ha.

The Crew said...

Oh Bill, you poor guy. That icky Clavamox is the same medicine I had to take when I was a baby and was very sick. But it made me all better and I know you'll feel better too.

Your friend
Misty

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Broccoli poots sounds pretty nasty. Poor Mom!

snowforest said...

Sometimes we feel sorry for them beans after we poop at the wrong place at the wrong times...but then again we are the masters he he.. Hope Billy gets well real soon!
Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

Daisy said...

Billy, you are very funny to save your broccoli to eat at the vet's office! I hope you feel better soon.

Angus said...

Billy, you've GOT to get healthy with all the broccoli you're eatin'! But good on ya for fillin' the truck with "wind"!

zevo hussein calamari said...

Uh Oh!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Bill!

Tesla said...

broccoli poots?! Dat sounds hoooooooooooooooooooooorrible...

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Bill, I hope you feel better soon!

I have to go to the VET next week, nobody better squeeze my bottom or touch any of my personal spaces!

Junior said...

Hang in there little Bill! I am still having some issues too!

You have a loving home now and your Mommy will take great care of you!

Orion

DaisyMae Maus said...

The ONLY thing worse than broccoli farts is usin' the litter box after Puffy has had four asparagus spears. Yow! That's nasty!

Feel better, Lil' Billy!

DMM

Sassy Kat said...

Poor mom, wow, I guess that is what she get for hauling you off to the vet. She took you because she knew you needed to be seen so next time don't poo on the mom. Hope you don't have to take your medicine for a long time cause we need you to feel better.

momsbusy said...

ummm, yu luvs brokolee??? brokolee poots is NASTEE!!!! poor mom, next time she needs to takes a gass masks wif hers.

y2k

The Devil Dog said...

Broccoli lovers unite! YEAH!!! Poor Bill, being sick does stink, doesn't it. We hope you get better soon.

Roxy

Kelly Cat said...

Oh, poor Billy... we are sending our best feel-better vibes so you don't have to keep taking clavamox. And remember, your mommie is taking you to the v*t so you'll feel better. Broccoli poots probably aren't a suitable reaction.

Forty Paws said...

Poor Bill!!! Bless his little heart. Hhhmmm. Hyuy-man broccoli farts are bad enuf. We kaint majin wat poodin broccoli farts wud be.

Luf, Us

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, goodness. We bet your mom was even happier than Bill was to get home after all that!

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