Friday, April 04, 2008

Know what's not good?

BILL
ME NO LIKE HOT SAUCE

The lady tried to poison me.

MILES

Billy, it's not being poisoned if you stick your head in the cup of hot sauce and lick it.

BILLY

IT HERTED MY TONGUE

MILES

hee hee. You're ok dude.

60 comments:

Quasi said...

Miles and Billy, you must be very careful about human food, no matter how it smells. If you want human food, just beg for it and your human will feed you off his/her fingers.

Deb Cushman said...

Oh, poor Bill! We're sorry your tongue got herted from the hot sauce. Guess you'll have to be a little more careful about where you stick your head!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh dear Billy, who told you to lick that up?

The Devil Dog said...

Oh Bill, I will take your hot sauce. I love it!

Roxy

Mr. Echo said...

Peeple food makes me barf. Mayve a bit of chicken now and then but hot sause? What wuz you thinkin?

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

awww, poor bill. i like hot sauce myself. your brothers will help you, go whap something and you will feel better! i will whap sarge tonight when he goes to sleep!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Poor Bill! Iz he cryin' all nights? Juste don'ts finish him offee, or your momee might be a itty-bitty upset wit you.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Hot sauce! That just sounds ....hot! I don't think I would have tried that!

Motor Home Cats said...

Poor Billy - we are sorry that your tongue hurts because you tasted hot sauce. We know it looks good, but you can't try everything that looks good. We hope you don't have stinky poos because of it.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

PB 'n J said...

Oh Bill, that's not good. We love people food, but not hot stuff! Be careful from now on.

Mickey's Musings said...

I don't like hot sauce either!! Neither does Mom so I guess I won't be hurting my tongue :)
Purrs for your tongue Bill ;)
Purrs Mickey

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Poor Bill. We had a cat who liked jalapenos--really. Of course he never seemed to understand why his mouth hurt after eating them.

Renee Nefe said...

I'm giggling cuz when I had my dog Misty and she was chewing my coffee table, I decided to "poison" it. while I was applying the hot sauce, Misty came up as if to say "That smells good Mom, can I have some?"... so I let her lick my fingers. She thought that I was poisoning her too and was pretty angry with me. LOL! But she never chewed my table again...she ate the remote and a deck of cards instead!

Max said...

Awww, little dooooood, some lessons are learned the hard way. I think hot sauce is of the "flames will shoot out your butt" variety of people foods we all learn to avoid...

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Wowww...Careful~!!!!
Next time you won't lick that I am sure!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh Bill, you're so cute! Hot sauce sounds very bad. We are sure the lady wasn't trying to poison you, but be careful with human food. Some is poisonous to us kitties!

Parker said...

Bill, you are already "hott" enough! Lay off the sauce dude!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Ouieeee Billy dat doesn't sound too gud...I betcha nefur try hot sauce again!

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

*blowin kisses*
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adorin little baby gurl
Abby

Isis said...

All I can say is "Silly Billy" ;)

Ana said...

Oh, sounds like you will not eat human food again! Chica was stealing red pepper before, she didn't like it either :)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Billy
We tagged you...come and see...
Purrs
Abby

The Furry Kids said...

I am so sorry your lady poisoned you. Momma has poisoned me in the past, too. It hurts your mouf for sure.

Love,
Tazo

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Oh no - not the hot stuff! You gotta watch out for that little dude!

Anonymous said...

Billy boy, you can learn some vital lessons from all this. Humans call our food Stinky Goodness, but they eat more stuff that cats would consider inedible. (Ham being a notable exception.) Anyway, hope your tongue feels better, and BE CAREFUL, OK? Don't want anything to happen to such a handsome ginger tom...

Anonymous said...

Hi Bill!! You need to stay off the sauce, dude. It's wicked stuff! And not at all like ketchup (ie catsup), as you've found out the hard way...

We're so glad you are a part of the Meezer team!! Welcome!

~ moose, turtle and nala

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, gosh, li'l dude! try not to do that again!! but if you do, ask mom for a few slurps of milk or cream--it'll pretty much put the fire out. didya hafta go sit inna river to . . . uhhhhh . . . you know?

Shaggy and Scout said...

William Norton! Don't do that again!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Poor Bill! Hot Sauce is defnitly NOT FOR KITTY. Usually I only hear "... for kitty" but dat mite make flames come out yur butt.

At least you didn't get a baf. I spilled choclit milk on meself an gotted a baf cuz choclit's not for kitty. An Mom maded the boy guard the carpet spill frum Bonnie, too.

So, be careful where you stick yur little kitty nose, kay? Purrs!

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Oh no! Baby Bill you has to be careful! I hope that your tongue is ok. It is a very important part of the body: the cleaning tool!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Oh oh be careful Bill! Sniff fings furry furry carefully a'fore yoo licks them. Hot sauces n sum foodz are way hot for kitty tungs.

Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles ~~ Sanjee

Tybalt said...

Poor Billy. Most of the time what mommies eat is SUPER YUMMY and is okay to steal/sample, but I guess you found out that very rarely whatever they have is NOT yummy.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

With people food you gotta sniff before you lick! I learned that the hard way myself.

Daisy said...

Poor little Billy-goat! You learned an important lesson.

Twizzler, Jack, Fwankwin, and Gracie said...

Oh little Bill ... we don't even know what to say ... you just gotta listen to Miles & Sammy - they're wise kitty bothers.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

oh dear its all part of growing up..that which does not kill you makes you stronger Bill!

Also, I loved all three of your vokis - they are hilarious! x

LZ said...

Uh-oh...I've been known to do similar things and I'm a big kitty so don't seat it little guy.

Chase

Tun Tun said...

mew mew Billy I sorry you hurted your tongue. Be careful. mew Mummy saw your picture and said 'just look at that sweet little face'

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

KC said...
Oh, Billy, so sorry you hurted yours tongue on that hot stuff.
Purrs, KC

zevo hussein calamari said...

Bill...next time do a shot of tequila after you have hot sauce!

Halloween said...

Little Bill, if there is one thing I have learned in all my geezer cat years, it is smell the people food first. I love people food. But some of it is not fit for cats. You get an A for kitty enthusiasm. Really be sure to smell the people food if Sammy and Miles are telling you to try it, but they won't eat it first!

Your geezer friend, Halloween

Just Ducky said...

Some red sauces taste good but aren't hot. Try the spaghetti sauce or lasagna.

Forty Paws said...

Yoweee! Hey Bill, your eye actually looks better in this picture.

Luf, Us

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Owe, Billy, yoo haf our sympathy dude! Didja get da burning poops yet?

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Be careful with stuff that burns your tongue....I learned my lesson with that!
--JB

Ivan from WMD said...

Bill, you look pretty mad there. But I'm sure your mom wasn't trying to poison you!

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Oh, Bill ... It's a good thing that you're so cute ... Lay off the hot sauce, dood ... Go for the BUFFALO WINGS!
DMM

Isis said...

Billy you are so silly!

The Misadventures Of Me said...

I bets that the lure of bean foods got you, wasn't it? Sometimes I wonders if the beans do that on purpose.

Rosemary B❤️ said...

if it smells bad, don't lick
you will eventually learn that silly Billy

Lux said...

Oh Bill - how awful! I hope that taste is all gone now - drink lots of water!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Hot sauce is NOT GOOD!!!! We know!

muffinmidi said...

Be careful what you eat. Lots of human foods smell good but taste terrible.

muffinmidi said...

Be careful what you eat. Lots of human foods smell good but taste terrible.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Miles, Sammy an' Bill:
Your bloggie is one of the Inaugural Five to receive the "This Blog is absolutely PAWESOME" award. Stop by my bloggie and pick up your badge! Yay!
DMM

Karen Jo said...

Poor Bill. I hope you remember what hot sauce smells like so you won't try it again. Be careful with the people food, Bill; not all of it is good.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Poor sweet Bill. Don't eat the hot stuff anymore. We LOVE your picture!!!

MaoMao said...

Owie, Bill! I'm sorry yur tongue got ouchie frum the hot sauce. Daddy likes hot stuffies, too, but here's somethin funny -- Brainball likes hot peanuts!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Anonymous said...

Oh Bill, you little cutie kitten fellow! Be very careful of the hot stuff. I'm sorry you got an ouchie on your tongue!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Louche Tabby said...

.....it has maade your FB's flare up.....

The Cat Realm said...

I myself am partially fond of a little hot sauce once in a while...... but it can sting.....
You are something, Billy!!!!

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