Monday, April 28, 2008

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report:

The Mom Report: Mom is tired. Mom complains about being tired. Mom says she wants to sleep later than 5am on the weekends. She feeds us at 5:15am during the week, why can't she feed us at 5:15am on the weekends? Our stomachs doesn't know it's the weekend. Sheesh.

The Billy Report: Billy eats my foods. Billy imitates efurryfing I does. Like when I stand up on my back feets in the kit-chen and ask for bites of foods. Billy does it too. And then he tries to steal my bites of foods. Sheesh

The Sammy Report: Sammy was hiding again yesterday. For like eleventy eight hours. (mom says 4). Mommy finally finded his hiding spot in the corner unner the bed in Billy's room. Now Sammy is NOT HAPPY. He likes making mommy scream his name. Sheesh.

The Foods Report. NO HAM. enough said. SHEESH

The Blogging Schedule Report: Mommy says that we will now haf a blogging schedule 'acuase Billy is trying to muscle in on our blog.
Monday: Meezer Monday Miles Report
Tuesday: Tuesdays with Billy
Wednesday: Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday by Miles and Sam
Thursday: Meme or Award Day if we has any or Thursday 13 by Sam
Finally Friday: We will all rotate a Finally Friday post

SHEESH. We all needs our own blogs.


The Devil Dog said...

You guys are so funny. You really need to let your mom sleep in on the weekends. Lucky and I do, and we get more treats because of it. As for your bloggin schedule, that is pretty funny too.


BTW, mom has no idea how I got on the table.

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

We know whatcha mean 'bout everybody needin' their own blog...there's 12 of us and SOME of us ain't nothin' but blog hogs. It just ain't right.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

William said...

Moms get cross when they don't get enough sleep--take it from us!

DK & The Fluffies said...

DKM gets very very cranky when she has to get up and feed me at 4:45 - it's her own fault!

Renee said...

I don't think your mom has enough time to transcribe a blog for each of you. I think if you are patient with her, you'll all get your fair share of time on the blogosphere.

Camie's Kitties said...

We think it is best to have a schedule. We try to have one for us because mom said there was no way she had enough time to help us with 4 blogs.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Mickey said...

Yeah, it's hard with 3 Type A catpersonalities!! Hahahahaha!!!
Not a bad idea though ;)
Purrs Mickey

Ramses said...

What you need to buy your Mommy with some of her green papers is a Staywell PetPod timer feeder! This way your bellies can have their 5am filling and your Mommy can have a bit of a weekend lay in bed too, so all should be happy! :) We have a PetPod for when My Mummy is going out at lunchtime for the kittens lunch, but we use it if they are out late when we have no kittens here too! :)

Maybe you could use some more of her green papers to furnish the PetPod with a large portion of ham too! ;)

Lone Star Purrs said...

We's mooving to Del Rio Tx (it's about 3 hours west of San Antonio.) Mooving isn't bad...just kinda stressful. The worst part is riding in the car for us (& Momma too). We's mooving to a hotel tonight. The moving beans are packing all of owr stuff today. Fri. we go to Grammies then we go to Del Rio. Hope this helps y'all.
~Meeko & Kiara

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i will have to be sure to be here on wednesdays cause i need some new tricks to whap sarge!

smiles, auntie bee

DEBRA said...

I knoos whatcha mean. IT'S supposed to be my blog but if you notice Momma let's Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie each have der own postings...sumtimes I feel sorry for Mr. Jinx cuz he nefurs posts, but Jinxy only sleeps and eats. He is truly a mellow fellow. I am the one who demands attenshun and does efurryfing around here. Gotta keep em all on der pawsies..

**wavin paws**
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs whappin meezerman..

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adorin tiny tuxie princess

Tara said...

We need separate blogs too, but Mom says NO WAY!


Jimmy Joe said...

Well, I've heard that imitation is the sincerist form of flattery, but Billy should know better than to try to steal foods from a Meezer.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Sassy Kat said...

I need Billy to e mail me today at

This is for a call back for the CCSI III auditions.


Sassy, Momo, Opus & Roscoe

Princess said...

This looks like a very fair schedule.
Good thing your mom is paying attention to your needs.

Sammy, get betters.


The Meowers from Missouri said...

well, gee. no hamm?? maybe you better let mom sleep a little longer onna weekends! dad feeds us early onna weekdays acause he leaves for work earlier than mom does. but onna weekends, mom feeds us when we holler (she daren't ignore us acause the dambrowndog an' then staggers back to bed an' sawz logs until about 93 o'clock. well, we THINK that's what she's doin'; sounds like it, anyway.

sam: what's up witchoo? hope you feel more betterer soon!!

we looks forward to your bloggie efurryday, no matter who is bloggin'. sharing is nice, an' makes moms easier to live with--believe us!!

jenianddean said...

I think your schedule sounds pretty fair. And I can't believe your mom wouldn't be so excited to feed you all at 5:15 am! Sheeesh!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Ana said...

That's a great compromise for all of you! But waking up your Mommy that early at the weekends... Poor Mommy!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hate it that they make me wait on the weekends to eat as well--I mean why do they think they should do that? I get kicked out when I try and persuade them to get up... sigh.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

I don't get it either why moms seem to need "extra" sleep on the weekends. We get fed early too during the week and it is very annoying when we have to starve on weekend mornings! Sheesh is right!!!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Schedules are good. They keep things flowing smoothly until all your best laid plans get screwed up by something unexpected coming along.
Our mom gets cranky if she doesn't get enough sleep.

Parker said...

Sheesh! No HAM!?! Sheesh!
That was the worst news of all!
I like the schedule. Mommy needs to get organized like that. Although it's really MY blog and I'm just kind enough to share it with my sibs...

Tybalt said...

Thanks for the reports, guys. I know what you mean about needing a schedule . . . my sisters are forever trying to get more time on my blog, and I have to tell them it is MY blog, and they should be happy with Tortie Tuesday.

My mommy is complaining about being super tired, too. Something about how she deserves to sleep in later than 6 a.m. on the weekends . . . pfft.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

If you think your mom is tired now just try having a blog for each of you. Meowmy does NOT recommend it! Sorry about the bad weekend.


Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Billy!! We gotta play! Me come over right now!! Play! Play!! PLAY!!!


Hey guys - I cannot let you handle two kittens on your own. That's too much for anyone to take. Captain Jack has a date with Boo but I'll come too so we can take turns keeping an eye on them!


PB & J said...

We need to do a schedule too - now that George is horning in on our bloggie! Maybe George can have her own...

The Furry Kids said...

Momma gets super crabby because she has to get up early on the weekends to feed us. Our tummy clocks are set to go off at 5:37 am. At the latest. And it's not our fault that after we eat we have to play Thundering Herd of Elephants for an hour and a half. hee hee

It sounds like you guys were super busy this weekend.

We've been trying to get our own blogs, too, but so far it's not working. We did each get our own e-mail addresses, but we don't even get to use those. Whatever.

Happy Monday to you guys!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh yes, you all need your own blogs and your own hams too!

zevo hussein calamari said...

Maybe you should let you mommy sleep in on the weekends... you might get more ham that way.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Speedy haf taken over da blog too! No ham, what kinda weekend is dat? Sheesh. Oh, and yoo is absolutlee correct, our tummys do not haf clocks. We is hungry when we is hungry, dis is why mom finally changed our feeding time from 5 am to 6 am and den sometimes she will go back to bed after she feeds us.

Sassy Kat said...

Trying to find Billy because he auditioned for CCSI III and this is a call back. He needs to e mail me at and send in a photo of himself, pixels about 1200 or so. Need to see him asap. Thanks.
I think this is the right place to find him. Let me know if I am wrong.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat is called blog/life balance! Hahahahahaha!

Bonnie Underfoot said...


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Good schedule. We have a problem with who posts when also. Grr has already claimed Thursday as Grrsday, but she seems to sneak into the other posts too. Cocoa is thinking he's been neglected recently.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

The sleeping late and no ham are definite NO NO's guys! Let momma know about it big time ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Mr. Echo said...

At leest you gots a plan! Always sumthin to look forwerd to.

Cecil the Cougar: said...

That is a VERY BAD foods report!!! You cannot be happy at all! A big SHEESH!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Guys ... Don't tell your mom ... Our mom feeds us our stinky goodness in the evening 'cuz we couldn't leave her alone early in the day either. She switched us from early to late ... Now we have morning kibbles an' we let her sleep.


The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, we let our Mommy sleep until 6:00...aren't we the sweeties!

We don't mind sharing the blog, although it seems like Seaborne gets more time.

DO NOT....DO TOO....DO NOT...DO TOO....Uh oh....problems....we'll have to get back to you....DO NOT...DO TO.....

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