Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Meezer Rule and Whapping Wednesday

MILES

Meezer Rule: stay away from the 2 foot long green boogers. They're dangerous.


SAMMY

Today's lesson is about the difference in stealth and obvious whapping and when to use each.

Stealth whapping - this is not whapping when no one is home. Stealth whapping is whapping when someone thinks they're watching you and you get one by them. Like when I sit on the bedside table and mommy looks over at me and says "don't you dare whap that remote control at my head" and then she blinks or closes her eyes for 1.8 seconds while she thinks about sleep and I whap it at her head. Shur, she could move the remote, but then I'd just whap something else like the water glass. Or the clock radio. both of those are werse than the remote.
I have trained Billy in obvious whapping. This is when you sit near a highly desireable whappable like pens, or the red dot and you reach out your paw and your mommy says "don't you dare whap that" and you turn around and look her right in the face and whap it. It's best if you do that all in one motion. Billy has not got that part down yet, that's advanced whapping, but he has the basics. Look in the eye, reach out and whap. And it's even better if she's saying "don't you dare............".

Your assignment this week is to try both of these methods and figure out which one is more fun for you.

31 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

I love to use basic whapping when DKM is in the shower. While she stares at me wet and helpless, I whap all bathroom objects on the floor and chew the toothbrush as she screams at me. Ah... Good times, good times.

The Devil Dog said...

I am not sure which method I am better at, so I will have to give them both a try. Thanks for the lessons.

Roxy

Derby said...

I will work on my whapping this week.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Tanks fur makin' my birf-day da bestee evfur!

(HIC!) Dr T

Green boogerz???

Cecil the Cougar: said...

I am a pro at both of these, but my favorite is Obvious Whapping. It feels so good to be bad!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am quite a good stealth whapper--particularly in the kitchen.

PB & J said...

Wow, I didn't know there were so many forms of whapping!

What kind is it when your mom says "Pearl, get down and stop whapping that lollipop" - and you don't get down and you don't stop whapping?

Pearl

Renee said...

Lilly has taken up whapping with her butt fan. It works best for her to whap items off of the coffee table as they are all within the butt fan range. sometimes she seems suprised at her own strength...or perhaps she hasn't figured out gravity yet...(items that get whapped will fall.) but she's doing a bang up job.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Um, . . . where di you ding a 2 foot long green booger? Ewwwwww!

Katnippia said...

I don't finks TJ whapps meowmize stuff off. He does more of the stretching whapping. Do youz have a lesson in that?
Purss..Sia

Wow... that a really lon boogie, and green at it.
TJ

Parker said...

AND, never, ever, whap a 2 foot long green booger.

DEBRA said...

I am best at whappin my brofurs and sisfurs until they git mad at me and whap back. Den I pleed injurgee cuz I'm so small. Momma always comes and saves me. She hadda pick me up last nite cuz Boo had me back up against sum big piece of furrkneechur and I had toppled ofur.

**wavin paws**
Bye Miles
Bye Billy -- keep on whappin

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman whapponator extraordinare

Purrs and nosekisses
your adoring little tuxie princess
~Abby

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Miles, that's a good rule. Sammy, thank you for the whapping lesson. We will have to practice your tips.

TT said...

I still has yet to master any sort of whap cept gettin Molly. That of course is the most important type of whap here.

Chance said...

Yoo wuld be soo vewy pwowd uf me. Las nite I whap Mommies celly phone off da table an it floo all da way cross da room inta mai tent! An any kitteh noes, wunce it goes in yur tent, itz yurs furrever. (or until da Mommie fins it an tayks it)

The Furry Kids said...

This was a very informative post. Thank you for the homework this week. I will definitely try out both kinds. heh heh

EG

HotMBC said...

Whapmeister, I'm on my way over with my kevlar furs in case some little dude is in a bitey mood still.
Let's whap!
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Quasi said...

Very informative... stealth whapping is a skill no cat should be without!

Your Friend,
Quasi

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

We is gonna try to brush up on our whappin' skills. Thank you very much for the helpful information.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

I wonder if puppies can whap?

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Hi Boys,
We will remember about the boogies - that sounds scary!

Rocky is the master of whapping in our house. He has read your pointers, Sammy, and will be working on perfecting his technique!

Our Mommy FINALLY started our new bloggie, so come by and see us, 'kay?

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The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, noes! does that mean miles is getting his own case of 2 foot long green boogers?? we hopes not.

sammy, thanks for the assignment. we will drive mom cr . . . uhhhhhh, practice a little bit tonight;-)

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I shall try both whapping methods this week.

Tybalt said...

I'm all about the obvious whapping. My sisters are masters of both obvious and stealth.

Daisy said...

I never knew boogers were so dangerous! Or, is it just the 2 foot long ones that are unsafe?

The Cat Realm said...

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!!! We will practice all week long 24/7!!!! Maybe not 24/7 - we do need our naps....
Thank you so much for coming to our blogoversary party and celebrate with us! It wouldn't have been as much fun without you - and we hope you had a great time too and not too much of a hang-over, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Karl

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sammy, You are so wise! I believe you are the genius of whapping!

Eric and Flynn said...

We are bofe obvious whappers so we are going to try stealth whapping. If you see a two foot booger coming towards you, it is better to duck and not try whapping it.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We're pretty sure that we're gonna stay away from ALL boogers, including the 2 foot long ones.

DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno guys ... That's pretty difficult homework for us. The only one who is any good at whapping is Charmee an' he does it mostly with water.
DMM

Tesla said...

I sink dat iz a great assignment... i will werk on dis.

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