Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

SAMMY

I think that you-know-what froze over last night. Miles only ate ONE BITE of HAM and then went upstairs to bed! I SWEAR TO BAST. Really. No April Fool's joke.

Maybe it was the half a chick-hen leg he ate from mommy's dinner plate that filled him up. He and Billy wented to town on her dinner and mommy only hadded about 2 bites of chick-hen 'afore Billy planted himself on the plate and started tearing it up. Miles took a few big moufuls. They was acting like PIGS. So a couple of hours later when mommy was getting ready for bed, she called him down for a piece of ham, and he only taked ONE BITE and then went upstairs to bed.
Yeah, I was SHOCKED.

46 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

You are totally fooling us. We don't believe you.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

man! i am SHOCKED too! hope he's not sick!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Max said...

I call Shenanigans.
I know what day it is.
I are smart kitty.

Mickey said...

This HAS to be April Fools!!! That chicken leg would have to be as big as a house for Miles to be too full! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Either that or one bite was all he needed to eat the whole thing ;)
Purrs Mickey

Renee said...

I'm with Mickey...he ate the ham in one bite.

Happy April Fools!

Samantha & Tigger said...

We can't believe Miles only ate ONE bite!!!! April Fools, it has to be!!
Your FL furiends,

Camie's Kitties said...

Hmmm - we think we might believe you. We have often been too full to eat an entire piece of ham because of eating something else, but not often.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

April fools...it's gotta be!

meemsnyc said...

One bite? That is shocking!

Jimmy Joe said...

Is it because Bill barged in and ate the rest? Otherwise, you're foolin' us, Sammy ol' buddy!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Cheysuli and gemini said...

If that's not an April Fool's Joke well then I believe it's just the excitement over Kukka Maria and he CAN'T eat.

Adan*Michico said...

I agree of Mickey,
this might be Miles's April Fool's joke!!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow! Are you sure this isn't an April Fools' joke?

Eric and Flynn said...

That's surely got to be an April Fool cuz Miles=Ham and Ham=Miles.

DEBRA said...

Awww Sammy me finks dis is an fool april joke! No way wood Miles take only one bite!

***happy April fool's!***
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

***blowin kisses****
Bye to my sweet sassy handsome frisky cocoa puffs meezer man.

Purrs and Nosekisses
Your adoring little angel gurl
~Abby

Tybalt said...

I almost fell out of my chair! That is truly shocking. . . are you sure it isn't an April Fool's?

Chance said...

Dat iz shokkin noos. Only one bites?? Corse I pwefer da chik-hen anywais. I lyks ham, but I lurves da chik-hen. Mmmmmm chik-hen.... Mommie Iz hungwy!!!!

P.S. Congwats Meezer Dad on passins yur test! Mommie tols me all bowt dat test. She twied ta tayks it last yeer an she faylded. Her bossy man laffed at her an tols her ta study sum mores an twy agan. It tuk her 2 twies ta pass its so guds jobbie on onwy doins it wunce. hehehehehe

Junior said...

I don't believe for one minute that Miles only had one bite of ham.....it just can't be true.....can it???

Concatulations to your Daddy on passing both his tests!

The Crew said...

Miles, are you ill? Oh, I know. It must be all the news about Kukka's return. It has you so excited you can't eat!

George

The Devil Dog said...

I am not so sure I believe you, because I could eat all that chick-hen and then eat lots more ham. Maybe he was full and maybe you are pulling my leg.

Roxy

Artsy Catsy said...

Yeah, right, Sammy. Do I look like a fool? (Staff: Yes, he does!)

Rocky

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

hmmmm i'm not sure. even if this wasn't April Fools Day, i thought Sammy would swim thru a sea of ham chewing away until he popped. perhaps it was the large amounts of chicken that filled him up tho...hmmmmm

jenianddean said...

It's gotta be an April Fool's joke? No way - Chick-hen over ham...no way!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Congrats to your Daddy!!!

I am so jealous about the chick-hens and ham! Not fair!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Well if this is true, we wish your mom coulda gotten a picture of those two acting like jungle cats over the kill!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

OH MY!!!!!!! Are you sure he's OK? I mean...HAM. Miles and HAM are not to be separated.

Latte

FrecklesandDeb said...

Sounds like there is good eatin' over at the Meezer Tails house! Did you mommy get any dinner? Maybe Miles was just saving the ham for later.

Congratulations to your daddy for passing his tests!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

We are so happy your daddy passed his tests!! YIPPY!!!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

No way we're falling for that. No way.

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

We are not sure if we should believe this or not!!

DaisyMae Maus said...

I don't think that ANYONE is buyin' this, guys ...
DMM

meep & Twizz & Bear said...

Ummm, for real? We guess that this *could* happen, but we 'magine dat the only kind'a foods Miles would get full on is ham, so ... we're not sure what to think!

Sounds like the chicken was yummy tho, so if it is true, Miles & Billy did okay for themselves!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Guilty conscience over stealing mom's dinner, maybe? Naw. Cats don't ever feel guilty.

The Furry Kids said...

I hope you're fooling. Otherwise, I think I'm super worried about Miles.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

I am flabergasted! This is breaking news! x

The Furry Fighter said...

we are desperately trying to catch up on all the news and we saw that your Daddy passed his tests so e immediately headed over to say a massive congratulations and that we hope fings are improving for you all!

our slave abandoned us for AGES and we have had a cat-sitter...we are still punishing our Bean for this x

Angus said...

Nope, nope-can't be so, just can't be-either that, or Miles has been subsumed by an alien being-has he been hangin' out near any cornfields lately?

Happy Fool's Day!

PB & J said...

Cant' be, not possible, must be an April Fools joke! That just ain't right!

Christine and FAZ said...

I completely understand why you were shocked. But could he be joking with you? FAZ

William said...

I bet it was a whole piece of ham in one bite!

And what's with the chicken? Was your mommy asleep?

Ruis said...

Okay, nobody buys it, so I am the only fool who believes what happened... I knew it!

I don't think anyone believes it's my sister's birthday too, hahaha. Miral's 8 today, but she celebrates when she's stronger and we have better weather.

Guys, THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH for all the purring and purraying you did for my sister!!!

And Daddy, congratulations, hooray with passing the test!! We now hope you find a nice job very fast!!

Headbutts & love
~Ruis

Lux said...

Somecat - I won't say who - is trying to fool me again!

Beezer said...

Holy Smokes!!
fur reals?
I think its coz Bill hogged it all. He-he-he I sez hogged the ham!

The Cat Realm said...

No Ruis - here is the second fool! I totally believed it.... because I totally believed the story about the chicken. So he was full, right?
Congratulations to your Dad for passing the test!!! We KNEW it!
Karl

Victor Tabbycat said...

Shocking!

Derby said...

Are you sure he is OK? Even when full most kitties can eat their favorite foods.

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS