Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tuesdays wif Bill

BILLY GINGERSNAP

It's MEEEEEE! Today me has lots to talk about. Me has poll on blog - help me 'acide what to call the lady. The Lady locks me in my cage at night so she is The Warden Lady. (MILES: I needs to 'splain - Billy is a wild man and needs to give us a break at night, so he sleeps in his pen with his bed, blanky, litterbox, water and stinky goodness. it's not like he's in jail)
The Lady gives me foods so she is The Food Lady.
The Lady wipes my goopy eye all the time so she is The Eye Wiper Lady
The others say she is my mommy, so maybe she's The Mom Lady.
You help me 'acide.

Fings me hears around the house:
Billy, don't eat your brother's face
Billy, get out of the oven, it's hot you little (bad werd from the bad werd list). (SAMMY: And yet he CONTINUES to try and climb in the hot oven every time it's opened).
Billy, get out of the dishwasher
Billy, don't sit in my lettuce plants (MILES: Mommy grows lettuce by the kit-chen window. Billy sits in it)
Billy, get out the the fridgerfrator
Billy, get out of the cabinet
Billy, get out of the dryer
Billy, get out of the human litterbox (ME LIKES standing in it)
Billy, must you stand on me when I'm trying to take a baf?
Billy, why did you pee on the bed? (ME is in BIG BIG TROUBLE for that one, me has done it 4 times)
Billy, leave some foods for Sammy and Miles
Billy can't you sit still for 1 second?
Billy, will you ever love me? (me loves you lady, me is just not ready for kissies)

43 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Yeah I gotted the first vote!!! Billy you sound like your meezer brothers are helping you be very useful around the house!!

Latte

Derby said...

You are just a crazy kitten yet. In time you may grow out of this stuff.

Maureen said...

I think you should call her The "Do-It-All Lady."

The Devil Dog said...

Do it all lady? That means MOM in my opinion. You can call her whatever you want, Billy, just make sure you let her know you love her.

Roxy

Junior said...

Maybe she should be called the "Get Out Lady".

Just kidding.....I don't know what you should call her. Maybe the "Loves Me Lady".

Hmmmm....we will have to think aobut it and vote tomorrow.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, she sounds just like a MOM! Oh, yoo know what, saying mommommomommommommommommom over and over makes dem crazy too! But Billy, why'd yoo pee on da bed?

DK & The Fluffies said...

Maybe the Get Out Mom?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Bill- all those things are good except for peeing on the bed. What is up with that?

PB & J said...

Um Billy - that's no Lady, that's a Mom!

Camie's Kitties said...

We agree that she sounds like a Mom lady. We have to say that most of the things you get scolded for sound like fun - but you really need to stay out of the hot as hell box (we love Millie's term for it).

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Renee said...

sounds like a mom to me too.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

We voted fer "Mom Lady". That covers efrything.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Well, . . . there is only one Food Lady - Skeezix's mom. AS fer yer mom, . . . we fink she should be called da Busy Lady!

Felix, Garfield & Jawsy said...

Hi, Billy and the Meezer gang! Thanx for visting our new blog, we are so happy to meet u all. :D
Billy, we tinks u can add the word 'BUSY' to your Lady's title, cos it looks like she got many things on her hands and mind by the looks of the things she says... Hee hee
We await your official results!
Purrs,
3 Stooges and Mach

Felix, Garfield & Jawsy said...

Ohs, we have the same idea as Kimo & Sabi! Haha We could be on to something...

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow, Billy, you sound like quite the handful! It sounds like you get in even more trouble than Merlin! Maybe you will both calm down as you get older.

Parker said...

Um, Billy? All those things that she does? That makes her Mom.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Billy, we LOVE YOU!!! She is your Mommy!

p.s. Stay out of the oven..it's hot!

Moki said...

We like the Warden Lady. It's original! P.S. Thanks for stopping by our bloggie and sending Orange Boy get well wishes. It's almost 5:00 a.m. and he is hanging in there.

DEBRA said...

We fink it's da LoveLady AKA Mom! Oh Billy yu is such a cutie (a'cept for da pee in da bed)! Juss follow Miles and Sammy dey will show yu da way.

**wavin paws**
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

**blowin kisses**
Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puffs meezerman

Purrs and nosekisses
Your adoring little tuxie tornado
Abby

Mickey said...

Billy, some of those I've heard before from Mom,heehee
She is your Mom Lady cause she loves you :)
Purrs Mickey

The Furry Kids said...

Tazo and Titus vote for The Mom Lady. Personally, I vote for the Warden one. I call my lady "The Mom" but I really wish I would've thought of warden. It's way more fitting.

Did your lady call you a snot yet? I've gotten that twice this week. heh heh

EG

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Billy, it should be Mommy, and only Mommy! Or maybe Super Mommy, since you are quite the handful for her, Sammy and Miles! You are a typical kitten, that's for sure ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Isis said...

Oh Billy you make me laf lots! It's also reminded me of why I love Mummy so much she's gotta say all those words times 4 to my kittens at the moment! They're into everything!!! Heck they even mug me for milk when I'm not looking... So she's defiantly earned the title of Mummy or Mommy! Oh and my Mummy had to rescue my son Dizzy from the bath today, the silly boy had climbed into it and couldn't get back out! ;)

Java's Coffee House said...

I can see why your mommy is tired Billy. lol

Java

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

The Toy Man says thanks for making him smile with your comment! It is a special wall-of-fire designed just for us and its rack mounted so he couldn't just replace it (or he would have!)

Latte

The Meowers from Missouri said...

li'l bill--we personally likes the "loves me lady"! but as ofur kitties has pointed out, all those things she sez an' does makes her your Mom.

an' don't furgit--"mother's day" is coming up--you an' miles an' sammy has got to do somethin' specially nice for her on that day!!

Tybalt said...

Just so you know, I voted for the Mom Lady . . . because she is your mommy and loves you very, very much! (Even when you pee on the bed.)

TT said...

Billy you gotted lots of energy! Whew no wonder the Meezers needs a break from you's at night. If you's just lay withs them withouts biteing you'd be ok I bets!

jenianddean said...

Billy - you sound like a wild man!! And that "lady" sounds like a purrrfect mommy! I think you should give tons of kisses!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Hey Bill!! My Mommy says lots of the same things to me - especially about the dishwasher but did you know that there are foods in there?! FOODS!! I call my Mommy Mommy so I think you should do the same! We need to play again!! PLAY!!!

Your bestest buddy
Fagin

HotMBC said...

Yoo kittens are funny, Billy. Be areful wif that oven tho. It can burn the paws. I knows. I burneded mine when I was a kitten, lucky tho it won't bad.

Purrrrrrs n nosekissies to my handsum boyfriendcat Miles!

Sanjee

The Cat Realm said...

That was a funny list, Billy!!! Hahahahahahahahaha! And I think you can close the poll - results are pretty clear! NO, we won't tell....
And what happened to your camera???? We forgot why there are no pictures??? And we REALLY want one of you in the human litter box, hahhahahahahahahaha!!!!
Karl

Daisy said...

Billy, you are a wild one! I am voting for "mom".

Gandalf & Grayson said...

pssst. Billy? Mom is her name! Trouble is your name!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Sammy and Miles, I think you're in big trouble with that one. He'll need lots of training.

Thank you for appreciating my stunning appearance. You show good taste and manners. Who does that Gwen Stefani think she is, comparing herself to me?

zevo hussein calamari said...

Billy.. my pet human would give you Rescue Remedy...if yours wants to know more about it have her email us. ...we use it.

It's ok that you don't kiss!
xoxoxo

muffinmidi said...

You should definately call the lady Mom.She obviously loves you a lot.Be careful with the oven. You can get really hurt that way. And don't pee on the bed.That really makes the humans mad.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Billy, don't be pooping in that lettuce while you're standing in it.

Tyler said...

Oh Billy, it's like you could be my very own brother. My brother Jake does a lot of the same naughty things you do. Jake doesn't stand in the human litterbox or pee on the bed and mom is very grateful for that. Mom can't even catch Jake in order to kiss him.

I like the name Mom Lady, but you need to decide on that one.

Billy, you're very fun to read about. I'm so glad that you are the Meezer's new brother. You're funny dude.

Cecil the Cougar: said...

Billy we has SO much in common. I am a little bit older than you, and what I has found out is: once you get older you do not get away with things as much! It is annoying. But I used to really love playing Eskimo in the fridge, Dancing in the rain (in the dishwasher), Going for a spin (in the dryer), and hiding in cabinets for sneak attacks!! Do it all while you still can acause one day it won't be "so cute" anymore.

Rocky, Angie & S'more said...

Hi Boys!
We hear some of those same things at our house! Most of it has to do with Rocky....hehehehehe.....

Billy, we thinks you definitely need to call the lady Mom! She loves you so much! :)

The Crew said...

Billy, you act just like I did when I was a baby. Oh, to be young again.

Your friend
Misty

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