Friday, May 02, 2008

Finally Friday

SAMMY

It's finally Friday! Mommy said that I could answer more whapping questions today!!!

So, here we go with whapping questions, part 2

Gandolf and Grayson (yesterday was their purrfday!) write: We think everything is Whappable, and we act accordingly. Is it ever inappropriate to whap?
2G's - in short NO. It's never inappropriate to whap. Just ignore your mom when she says it is. Mom's just like to hear themselfs say NO alot. At least mine does.

Earl Grey asks: I'm having trouble with whapping. I tend to just push stuff off with my head. Does this count as whapping or is it only whapping if I use my paw? I think I need more lessons. It's like there's like a whole untapped world of whapping out there waiting for me. Help!
EG: Headbutt whapping does count as whapping. But please EG, don't headbutt anything heavy or hard! You would think that seeing birds and stars when you whap your head into somefing would be fun, but it's really not.

TT asks: I has tried to whap, but don't thinks I has the idea of it yet. I tried once to whap the Mommy Bean when she was playings with me and then gotted scared she woulds whap me back, so I hid. Do you know's how to cure this fear?
TT my friend, you has to start small. Whap the back of her hand a little - not real hard, but just a little. if she's doing stuff on a table start by putting your paw on it and sliding it around a little, then slide it to the edge of the table and let it go.

I will answer more questions on Whapping Wednesday!!!

Haf a great weekend! We will make mommy take pikshurs this weekend too.

31 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

thanks sammy. i'm gonna' whap sarge a good one tonight. i have it all planned out. i'm going to take your advice and say there is a mosquito in the room and see what happens. stay tuned...

i did this once last year and said there was a big giant spider on his head and he jumped out of bed and then we couldn't find the spider. i did it again the next night and then i said i might have dreamed it. really. no really. i swear. but that time it was real, this time it is for FUN!!!! har har har...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo

FrecklesandDeb said...

Wonderful whapping wisdom! I just gotta figure out how to get my paws to do it! I'm much better at picking things up in my teeth and throwing them!
Freckles

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ooo ... I like that: "whapping wisdom" ... It sounds so smart an' stuff.

DMM

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You truly are the master!!

Latte

The Devil Dog said...

Those are some very good whapping questions and answers. Thanks a lot. Lucky is taking notes. Sigh.

Roxy

Camie's Kitties said...

Sammy, thanks for answering the questions. We don't whap that much, but we do sometimes. We do enjoy reading about your whapping tho.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Renee said...

I think we might need a kitty to whap the dog. although I'm sure the rabbits would be happy to whap Lilly with their back feet...they are really good at the bunny kick thing.

PB & J said...

Those are some good questions - and answers. Bert took notes so that he can become a better whapper!

Pearl

DK & The Fluffies said...

You guys are good at all that whapping.

Parker said...

Head Whapping is hard to do, I tried it once and got the stars and birds in my head. Never again!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

We are enjoying your "Whapping Sessions"! You are a very good teacher!

Off to practice!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Thanks once again for answering all our questions, Sammy! You are the whapmeister. :) (Did you know that Meister is the German word for master?)

DEBRA said...

Sammy
I wuz whappin efurryone dis mornin after our private whappin lessons. I learnit a lot frum yu. I efven half Ping runnin frum me now. Dis is gud, dey all fear da tiny tornado!

Ping wanted to tell yu dat he gotta his name frum a coomurshell on dat big talkin box Momma has. She seed dis ad on TeeBee(she cant a'memeber even what one it wuz) and da man was named PING and she went I have a Ping. He ping dis way and he pings dat way he's my pingaling. Which is one of his nicknames. He is a reel Pinger let me tell yu!

*wavin paws*
Bye Billy
Bye Miles

Have a gud weekend!!

*Bye to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff whapmaster
PURRS and nosekisses
Your adoring little student in whap training
~Abby

Junior said...

I am glad to know I am not the only one that doesn't whap with my paws very much!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Great whapping lesson Sammy, we're really learning lots and practing lots too - whapping Fagin!!
-Captain Jack and Dante

BILLY! PLAY! We gots to PLAY Billy! NOW! Come over now and let's PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!
-Your bestest buddy, Fagin

zevo hussein calamari said...

Thanks for all the whapping tips. My pet human said i am being very rude since i whapped Nubi when he came home from the hospital.
What do you think? I really think he deserved it.

Jimmy Joe said...

Sammy, you are a great teacher.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Camie's Kitties said...

Sammy, Miles, Billy and Meezer Mom, don't worry about the knock-knock joke. Mommy has enough to worry about with a 2 hour drive each way and a fairly new job and a Billy to worry about. We know that you teleported over to us and whispered the joke in our ear.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sammy you may need to write a book on whapping.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Very informative week!

Tybalt said...

I keep learning so much about whapping, Sammy! Thanks.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

We are a bit ashamed the woofie is a better whapper then us. :(

Daisy said...

Can I ask you a whapping question? I like to whap my sister, Pixie, but she always tries to whap me back. Is it better to whap and run?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

*sigh* Our mom haf ruined our whapping by removing all da stuff dat was fun to whap. We did whap her pile of books onto da floor but she din't even care! We would like to know if we should just take pleshure in da whapping or are we striving to irritate mom...cuz she's sometimes hard to bother. Dad on the otherpaw gets really mad and we don't like dat.

Princess said...

Hello sammy Miles and BillGingersnappiekins.
Have a super fun week-end!!

Mickey said...

Sammy,you give excellent advice!!
Purrs Mickey

HotMBC said...

Great whapping advice, Sammy. You are da man! I think I'll go try whapping something soft with my head. Like Mom's tummy. heheh
Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Angus Mhor said...

I found a little dealie to whap the other day, and whapped it so good, my mom can't find it..and she needs it for the flashy box-something called 'memory stick'..hey, we need pictures of you, too!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

More great whapping answers! You are so good.

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

What great advice!!! Thank you very much for sharing.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

I am payin close attention ta the whappin advice, as I like ta whap a lot and wanna learn ta do it right!

So I haf a question. When whapping soft fuzzy stuff, should it be claws or no claws? With claws, stuff sticks to my paws an thats fun, but Im worried thats more "playin" than "whappin".

Ayla

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